I found the girl I like in a whorehouse

Mex wrote:
93_confirmed wrote:

So Mex, you went through all that emotional pain and suffering (and Piscaso-esque MS Paint sketch) and you're seriously considering relations with a professional whore? Do we all need to chip in for sex-rehab/sex ed??

Yeeeeah... There's sex-rehab? Do they send girls there? =D

REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS!

Keep 'up' the good work Mex!

boogle wrote:

I need to get to freaking Mexico.

I think we need to consult Mex on this one. What exactly is the Spanish translation for "c*ck block?"

MaxShrek wrote:

It's better than finding a girl you like who might as well work in a whorehouse. "You're breath smells funny." .. "It should, I just blew a clown!"

I don't know why I keep laughing at this. I started and now I can't stop. Hey, kind of like with Mex and the hookers!

Excellent work! And as is now obvious, he changed the thread title from the original.

I'm glad that newer Goodjers can apprectiate that thread, and that EPIC ms-paint drawing of Mex's dong.

dhelor wrote:
boogle wrote:

I need to get to freaking Mexico.

I think we need to consult Mex on this one. What exactly is the Spanish translation for "c*ck block?"

I need to at least find out. Mex, I'll find my spring break dates, you find some chicks who speak English...and some who don't. That might work too.

m0nk3yboy wrote:
Mex wrote:
93_confirmed wrote:

So Mex, you went through all that emotional pain and suffering (and Piscaso-esque MS Paint sketch) and you're seriously considering relations with a professional whore? Do we all need to chip in for sex-rehab/sex ed??

Yeeeeah... There's sex-rehab? Do they send girls there? =D

REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS!

Keep 'up' the good work Mex!

Sex rehab is for people who don't know they don't want their d1ck to fall off. Mex needs to sign up before he's left with a bumpy, puss-covered stump.

I should also add: Mex, I love you man. In the brotherly kind of way, of course, not in the "happy ending massage parlor" kind of way.

Also, I'm going to go out a limb here:

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Mex wrote:
93_confirmed wrote:

So Mex, you went through all that emotional pain and suffering (and Piscaso-esque MS Paint sketch) and you're seriously considering relations with a professional whore? Do we all need to chip in for sex-rehab/sex ed??

Yeeeeah... There's sex-rehab? Do they send girls there? =D

No, but I hear you can get some good golf tips if you go.

I think the world's greatest country song is buried within these posts.

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I think it's fitting that when i first saw this thread this is what greeted me:

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I'm just sad it took you guys so long!

Anyway, good luck Mex. I hope it all works out!

*pops corn*

Mex my man, it sounds that reaction she had was one of shame. Give it some time and talk to her, and gauge her response from there. If it still sounds fishy... well... then yeah, there's an issue.

The fact that I'm not surprised by someone having crazy sexual adventures while a majority of the people here seem to be surprised is interesting to me.

Dimmerswitch wrote:

I knew who the author would be before I finished reading the thread title.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who knew that.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
93_confirmed wrote:

I think Mex has earned the right to a tag change and it needs to be something related to his wild Mexican adventures.

The only logical tag for everyone's favorite Mexican Medic is "Hi Everybody!"

As far as dating somebody who gets paid for sex, the average girl you date could've had hundreds of partners, too; the current one is just a better businesswoman. I see it as a good sign that your first reaction wasn't one of jealousy, but that you were hurt she wasn't honest with you.

That said, I still want to hang out with you and study you like Jane Goodall.

Just a better business woman! I seriously got a good laugh snort out of that. Aww Mex between you and Edwin I just can't decide who is my fave.

gbuchold wrote:

E: Far be it from me to question your life choices, but I've been chaste for a handful of years now, mostly because

Mex wrote:

I honestly have no problem seeing girls who get paid for sex, etc (hey at least I know they put out)

can be reversed on you. I have a problem with girls who put out too easily, because they're not far from the type getting paid for sex. And before I get shouted down for double standards, I can't stand guys who are sex-obsessed either, and I keep them out of my circle of friends. Maybe, to avoid situations like these, you should go find some nice little Catholic virgin? Once you're in a dedicated relationship with someone, you may find the emotional connection makes up for a slowdown in your sex life.

Also, nice little Catholic virgins get buckwild crazy once they trust you enough, if that makes for better motivation.

'Women who put out easily are steps away from from prostitutes' is sexist. And the "it's ok because I don't dig guys who are sex-obsessed either" is kinda sex-phobic and doesn't excuse the sexist stuff. And that whole "find a catholic virgin", madonna/whore suggestion you've got going on there is pretty unpleasant.

anyway... my thoughts on the OP:

Mex wrote:

The other day she told me a story that just didn't click, but I let it go, and today I had a hunch and decided to go there and I saw her among the "girls". She recognized me and screamed and went to hide. Then I called her and asked her why she didn't tell me and she said she was just selling cosmetics to the girls or some crap.

She was obviously embarrassed that you'd caught her. Which in it's weird way probably tells you that she likes you, or at least likes you enough that she didn't want to hurt your feelings.

Mex wrote:

I'm not Sherlock Holmes, she just wasn't very smart, she basically told me "Hey, you've never gone to THIS massage parlor, right? Hehe, don't let me catch you going to one of those!".

Encoded in this was a request that you don't go there and catch her out. Which may or may not warrant an apology on your part, depending on circumstance, if you want to keep seeing her.

Mex wrote:

I honestly have no problem seeing girls who get paid for sex, etc (hey at least I know they put out), but I feel bad about being lied to, that hurts.

Once you've got your head together, if you still dig her and still want to see her you might want to tell her all this. Apologise for catching her out, explain that you have no problem dating sex workers and explain that being lied to hurts and there was no need for her to lie. If you're happy for her to continue that work while you're dating you might be able to work something out.

Oh Mex, don't you ever, ever change. I hope things work out for you, hun.

Fxeni wrote:

The fact that I'm not surprised by someone having crazy sexual adventures while a majority of the people here seem to be surprised is interesting to me.

Are you reading a different thread than the million people who said that they knew who the author would be from the title? No one who has been here very long is surprised by anything that Mex writes.

DanB wrote:

Encoded in this was a request that you don't go there and catch her out. Which may or may not warrant an apology on your part, depending on circumstance, if you want to keep seeing her.

Funny; I thought that encoded in there was her telling him, for reasons conscious or unconscious, to go there and find her.

Fedaykin98 wrote:
DanB wrote:

Encoded in this was a request that you don't go there and catch her out. Which may or may not warrant an apology on your part, depending on circumstance, if you want to keep seeing her.

Funny; I thought that encoded in there was her telling him, for reasons conscious or unconscious, to go there and find her.

Actually, on reflection, I think it might be both but I didn't go back and edit. But the part of it that needs fire fighting now is the being told not to go and catching her. If she also wanted to be caught then that might be something that needs unpacking somewhere else down the line.

So . . . is Mex the official anti-Boogle? If they wind up in the same location and touch, is there a massive matter/anti-matter sexplosion?

Mex, I'm not sure if anyone has ever told you this, so brace yourself, cuz I'm about to hit you with some knowlege:

There's other fish in the sea.

Or you could forgive her. Your choice.

Oh, Mex. Don't ever change.

Maybe she was there as a customer. Won't know until you ask.

Am I the only one who predicts that once Mex settles down and gets his running out that he's going to find some demure, mute virgin from San Luis Potosi from a gigantic Catholic family to marry and pump out a ton of kids?

Paleocon wrote:

Am I the only one who predicts that once Mex settles down and gets his running out that he's going to find some demure, mute virgin from San Luis Potosi from a gigantic Catholic family to marry and pump out a ton of kids?

I'm laying my bets on monkhood....

Encoded in this was a request that you don't go there and catch her out. Which may or may not warrant an apology on your part, depending on circumstance, if you want to keep seeing her.

If you find yourself apologizing to an actual whore, for catching her lying about being an actual whore, in an actual whorehouse, you're doing it wrong.

Am I the only one who predicts that once Mex settles down and gets his running out that he's going to find some demure, mute virgin from San Luis Potosi from a gigantic Catholic family to marry and pump out a ton of kids?

It's that, or he creates some sort of super STD that engulfs the world and he becomes the last man alive.

MaverickDago wrote:
Encoded in this was a request that you don't go there and catch her out. Which may or may not warrant an apology on your part, depending on circumstance, if you want to keep seeing her.

If you find yourself apologizing to an actual whore, for catching her lying about being an actual whore, in an actual whorehouse, you're doing it wrong.

That almost requires a sig.

This thread delivers.

See this is what happens when you take time off from TF2.

Mex, you have the life that scares and excites us all. Our meager existence is nothing compared to the Adventures in Sexland that you live in.

Oh, and snap some pics for us. KTHXBI

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Maybe she was there as a customer. Won't know until you ask.

Skimmer!

Saw this and thought of Mex...
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