Swaydora's Box - My Terrifying Find in the Attic

If it''s talking it could be Sway''s evil twin brother that he never knew about... some thing like from one of the Simpsons episodes... you know, Bart and this and that..

Open the Box. Open the Box. Open the Box. Open the Box. Open teh Box. Poen the Box. Peon the Box. Peeon the Box.
Pee on the box.

There you have it. The answer within the riddle. Off you go Sway. Let us know how it went

Either open it or burn it. I need closure on this!

Yes, Its starting to affect my sex life.

By ""sex life"" I mean i am spending less and less time cruising for pr0n and more and more time hanging out here waiting for the box to open

Let''s all chip in on one of these and get it done!

"Supertanker" wrote:

Let''s all chip in on one of these and get it done!

Is that for the box or to get his ass out of the chair and up the ladder?

Is that for the box or to get his ass out of the chair and up the ladder?

Ok, that made me laugh

Maybe we should hire the ghostbusters to take care of the ""package"".

I think the GWJ.com E3! fund will go into opening the BOX!

"Kepheus" wrote:
"Supertanker" wrote:

Let''s all chip in on one of these and get it done!

Is that for the box or to get his ass out of the chair and up the ladder? :D

KAZANG! And the Kepheus scores a major point!

Do you have a Paypal account? If a few of us chip in, could you at least make an effort here? How about placing an add in the paper for ""two guys to move some furniture inside my house"". Tell them your back is bad, but you need to get the storage box out of the attic for whatever reason. If they ask what is in it, lie. Of course, then the box is in your house instead of the attic...

You could also ask them to empty it first so they don''t damage the ""contents"" while trying to get it down. Take a valium first--you''ll be fine!

Yeah, but if a zombie or a vampire pops out and surprises the hired guys, then there will be three undead to deal with instead of just one.

You guys are STILL talking about this??

What year is it now??

"Supertanker" wrote:

Yeah, but if a zombie or a vampire pops out and surprises the hired guys, then there will be three undead to deal with instead of just one.

So I guess we''ll need at least one of these as well...

"Ridlin" wrote:

You guys are STILL talking about this??

What year is it now??

Hopefully, it''s the year Sway grows a pair and opens the box.

You''re not far from family, I will show up and open the box.

Maybe we should start harassing sway in the forums...you know after every one of his posts say something like ""So sway, how bout that box?"".
He''s bound to cave in.

"phragged" wrote:

...He''s bound to cave in.

...or stop making comic strips! not good....

This thread was on my mind the other night when I found what appeared to be drops of blood on our basement floor right below the little iron door at the base of our chimney. My first thought was ""Santa, NOOOOOOO!"" I can''t bring myself to open the door and see what''s there...

Great another one....
Well now you have to post pictures hubbinsd.

...yes do tell us the story of unknown blood in the basement!

I''m going to quit my job and spend the rest of my life driving around the world forcing people to open boxes and fireplace door thingies.

You open Sways box and the rest of your life might not be very long....

I''ll try to post some pics. We have quite a bat colony that lives in our house during the warm months, so I''m a little afraid of getting rabies if it''s a dead bat or something...

....

bat colony...
Is your house in a cave?
Is this common and I''ve just not known about bat colonies shacking up at peoples houses.
Dont get me wrong I love bats(mostly because of the whole anti mosquito thing), I''m just wondering what kind of house you have?

I''d like some pics of the bat colony then also...assuming you dont have to risk rabies to get em

(Thats not supposed to be demanding...I guess I was channelling my avatar, sorry....it just sounds interesting...not in a freaky bat-eating way though)

By ""in the house"" I mean in the attic crawlspace, under the roof line, etc...and probably in the chimney during the summer

It''s an old 19th century farmhouse with a lot of nooks and crannies for critters to live.

"phragged" wrote:

You open Sways box and the rest of your life might not be very long....

But, the damn box will be open. And, hey, if it''s pure evil incarnate that spreads and consumes the world ... I can live (or die) with that.

There are no such things as evil/good or Santa; it''s just a government mind control, so that they will keep us from opening Swaydora''s Box! I think it''s time for us to wake up, and Sway...

...OPEN the Box, and set us free!

everyone add Open The Box to thier sigs.

he will se that and eventually, through osmosis, his brain will make him do it in his sleep. sleep-box-opening is a major epidemic in the US right now...just look at the news!
http://www.google.ca/search?q=sleep-...

I''m a little afraid of getting rabies if it''s a dead bat or something...

Can you get rabies from a dead bat? I thought rabies was transferred through fluid transfer (like a bite). You''d have to do an awful lot of work to get a dead bat to bite you... Unless it''s a zombie bat! Hey, maybe the box is full of zombie bats!

Or maybe HE can bite the bat, like Ozzie Ozbourne did.