Swaydora's Box - My Terrifying Find in the Attic

Keep this on the front page just to remind Sway.

I like the lurkers idea...
This is the besto forum post on the gaming sites I regularly visit.

Maybe it''s better if it doesn''t end. I''d hate to be let down.

Even tho Sway is a wuss.

Oh my dear God... 5 (FIVE) MONTHS!!!

Sway, if I may, here is an idea:

Open the box. Now. Simple.

yeah come on man. This is the thread that sucked me into the GWJ''s pages forum.

Now, Now children... settle down. Sway will surely open the box, when he is no longer financially broke! We would not want him to break any limbs or other wise we will have no more of Comics!

Yeah at this point it would be more of a dissappointment if he did open the box, even if it did contain nazi gold(cursed nazi gold of course), the anticipation is what makes this fun.
I mean look what happened after mulder and scully kissed.
(Assuming they did in fact kiss...I cant seem to remember which doesnt bode well for my point)

What if its not even a box, but a set of shelves. Think about. A sturdy set of shelves usually has a wood back, and if said shelves was lying with shelves down it would resemble a box. I dont know about you, but i would feel pretty silly, when someone went to open it and it turned out to be a discarded shelf.

Feel free to pay for my airfare to come over and open the ""maybe box"" or maybe if I''m busy my grandma can do it for me.

This is still going on? Open the box already! What happened to the plan involving the ladder, lights, and some hapless minions?

If I remember correctly the box has hinges. So, that rules out a bookshelf.

I just looked at the pictures again and its definetly a box.
A long box with hinges that looks suspicially like the ark of the covenent...only without all those trappings, but filled with cursed nazi gold instead of dusty tablets and face ripping thingies...

Can you launder cursed nazi gold? Curses have less resources to track money laundering than the FBI.

Wow.
That was freaky.

at least go back up there and give it a shove. see if it is heavy.
if it moves easily, it is either empty,or has a really decayed body in it. either way, it''s harmless!
but if it''s ehavy, think of the possibilities!
the valuable treasures it could hold!
Ancient relics! worth thousands, enven millions!
Maybe it''s the long lost Jimmy Hoffa!

wow, i would have opened it ages ago!

DO IT!

Seriously. I mean, the house wouldn''t have sat abandoned for so long if there wasn''t something good in there! That defies all the laws of storytelling and movie-making!

Think ""Antique Roadshow"". $$$

Ya the unopenned box could fetch a few g''s at auction!

I mean look what happened after mulder and scully kissed

Actually, a bee stung her just as they were about to kiss in the X-Files movie. That Scully, what a wuss.

I didn''t watch the show much after the fifth year, so I don''t know whether they ever wound up together; I caught the series finale but don''t remember them kissing.

Okay, back to our box hypothesizing.

I think at this point, most of the replies to this thread are more long-lost than the contents of said box.

I think at this point, most of the replies to this thread are more long-lost than the contents of said box.

It''s a conspiracy that Sway thought up to distract us from the continuing saga of the box!

Oooo now you could have the boat, or you could take what is in the mystery box!?

Agreed Farscry.

Therefore from now on, my only response to this (or any) thread will be:

""BOX! EYE ON THE PRIZE! BOX!""

"griffon" wrote:

Oooo now you could have the boat, or you could take what is in the mystery box!?

The box could be anything! It could even be a boat, you know how we''ve always wanted one of those.

Im betting that its a long lost portal to Narnia.

Ooh Sway is gonna be rich from the sales of delights!

Im betting that its a long lost portal to Narnia.

If so, I''m so moving in with Sway. You don''t have to like it buddy, just through me through the portal and we''re good!

Im betting that its a long lost portal to Narnia.

Give me my sock back, you goat bastard!

"Tyrian" wrote:
Im betting that its a long lost portal to Narnia.

Give me my sock back, you goat bastard!

Oh, how I miss Family Guy.

But I digress...

Opentheboxopentheboxopentheboxopenthebox....hear that? It''s calling you! It''s whispering ""open meeeee....""

I mean look what happened after mulder and scully kissed.
(Assuming they did in fact kiss...I cant seem to remember which doesnt bode well for my point)

Are you suggesting Sway have some kind of relationship with the box?

Could be... but not in the sense that he has a relationship with a box but what is in the box!

Update! Did it get opened?

Update! Did it get opened?

Yes. They found Bea Arthur.

"Berthold" wrote:

Opentheboxopentheboxopentheboxopenthebox....hear that? It''s calling you! It''s whispering ""open meeeee...."" ;)

something tells me that if the box is whispering, that is NOT going to make Sway eager to open it.

Creepy attic, no lighting....talking box....not your ideal courage inducing arena...

"belt500" wrote:

Creepy attic, no lighting....talking box....not your ideal courage inducing arena...

When I read that last bit I thought it said ""your ideal ... inducing enema"" which would also fit.