2003 Vaporware of the Year awards

This sounds... ominous.

Just don''t let Pyro see your new tag, he tends to go nuts (pun intended) when he notices that sort of thing.

Bwah! I bite c*cks! In the office! The horror! Hey mateo, now Certis is flirting with me, maybe we should get a menage going!

I would like to add to this thread that I in no way endorse any cockbiting or homosexual acts that involve me in any way.

Also Certis asked me to pass you this note

"Certis" wrote:

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Do you like me Coldforged?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Just for meaningless sex
- Certis XOXO
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Okay, I used to think I was seeing things because of the worms growing in my booze, but now it''s getting too weird.

"Certis" wrote:

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Do you like me Coldforged?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Just for meaningless sex
- Certis XOXO
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I would have to go for C,

"Certis" wrote:

[X] Only when dressed in medieval garb, wielding Narsil, Flame of the West!

I just get tingly in my private places.

ANYWAY... for the vaporware... duh?

TEAM FORTRESS 2!

I remember being all pee my pants excited for like volumetric flamethrowers for the pyros and wanting to heal people online and be a super ninja type spy... and now I''m just sitting here playing crap like Call of Duty and Homeworld 2... sigh...

Speaking of games... what the hell happened to Vampire: the Masquerade Bloodlines? I haven''t heard anything about it since the HL2 Hacking incident

If those hackers took away my vampires there will be SEVERE HELL TO PAY!

Amazing how it takes so little effort for us to get off topic here.

Anyways... Nice how fallout got on the list even tho it was never announced. May as well add Baldurs gate 3, Planescape 2, Torn and some other random Black Isle games to the list.

I would like to add to this thread that I in no way endorse any cockbiting or homosexual acts that involve me in any way.

...not that there''s anything wrong with that!

"Drunkagain" wrote:
I would like to add to this thread that I in no way endorse any cockbiting or homosexual acts that involve me in any way.

...not that there''s anything wrong with that!

When it involves me there is!

"Demosthenes" wrote:

TEAM FORTRESS 2!

I am still proud that I started probably the first and longest lasting TF2 clan ever. In fact, we''re probably still a clan as we never really officially dissolved. That''s what the [FO] stands for, btw. Fortress Omega

I thought it stood for Fancies gOats.

Seeing as Harpoon 4 got axed yet again... thats quickly moving up on the list of vapoware classics..

4+ years and counting I believe? numerous publishers, several false ads.. you name it.

That''s what the [FO] stands for, btw. Fortress Omega

I was wondering about that.

Hey, get away from those bagels! Those are only for Junior Executives or higher too!

Too late-ever see that Jetta commercial?

"mateo" wrote:

Too late-ever see that Jetta commercial?

Yes I have. In the spirit of that ad, you can consider all the girls in the typing pool off limits as well.

Currently in spot 3 on the vaporware charts, Phantom Gaming System.

Watch this one folks, the''re shooting for the stars and it looks like they might just keep climing the charts. I''m predicting a steady rise to the number one spot.

- Rick ""BC"" Dees

I dunno, I think that eventually, there WILL be a Phantom. It will suck, the hardware will be horribly outdated, the subscription+fees scheme will prove wildly unpopular, and it will die a righteous, flaming death. People will use it to describe dumb ideas, as in "" That submersible helicopter idea was a complete phantom.""

Add that to the already negative feeling fromThe Phantom Menace, and a once cool word will never be so again.