Who would be in your harem?

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Alrighty, we're yanking all these happy threads out about alcohol and such, so I figured I'd crank this one up.

Who would be in your harem? You can have any 3 people in the entire world in your harem, period. Note that they have no choice in the matter, this is purest fantasy and it can be assumed that the second that they are in your harem they desire nothing more than your complete satisfaction.

I'll go first, just to show you how it's done (and to stake my claim :), not that you can't choose someone in someone else's harem... cloning exists in this wonderful fantasy universe)

1) Jennifer Connelly
2) Kate Beckinsale
3) Charlize Theron

Salma Hayek
Eliza Dushku
Kelly Preston

Of course, that could change at any time.

Alrighty, we''re yanking all these happy threads out about alcohol and such, so I figured I''d crank this one up.

Sounds more like cranking oneoutto me...

Good list though. I have friends who have for years maintained a casual Top 5 List like the one in (ironically) Friends... Let''s see...

1) Jennifer Love Hewitt
2) Claire Forlani
3) Natalie Portman

I''ll be dipped in sh*t, Claire Forlani just dropped off the list (literally as I was writing it) in favor of Charlize. I agree, she is damnably pretty. Intriguingly, Kelly Preston was on my original list, but got bumped a while back by Claire. You peoples have the good taste.

Phoebe Cates
Reese Witherspoon
Alicia Witt

Those ought to get me some originality points if nothing else...

You peoples have the good taste.

Well, it''s not like we picked any real stretches... Of course with the drooling this crowd did over the wife of that star-wars-car guy, I''m betting the standards might be kind of low

Sorry, star-wars-car-guy, if you''re lurking...

Of course with the drooling this crowd did over the wife of that star-wars-car guy, I''m betting the standards might be kind of low

I''m glad someone else said what I thought...

We just appreciate a woman who enjoys showing off her large breasts.

Christina Aguilera
Gwen Stefani
Elisha Cuthbert

Something about these three girls utterly does it for me.

You guys have some great taste.

Elle Macpherson
Jessica Biel
Monica Belluci

I have lot''s in the bullpen...

Lots of good choices here. I propose a loaner program, like libraries have. We can trade harem members amongst ourselves. Then everyone wins.

"Kriegshund" wrote:

Lots of good choices here. I propose a loaner program, like libraries have. We can trade harem members amongst ourselves. Then everyone wins.

Your idea has significant merit. I hereby check out, erm, all of them. I''m about to rack up some late fees, lads.

Jessica Alba
Charlize Theron
Sherilyn Fenn (pre 1997)

I''ll go with:

Famke Janssen
Jennifer Garner
Jill Halfpenny

Do the Olsen Twins count as one or two?

Just askin'' 8)

"ColdForged" wrote:
"Kriegshund" wrote:

Lots of good choices here. I propose a loaner program, like libraries have. We can trade harem members amongst ourselves. Then everyone wins.

Your idea has significant merit. I hereby check out, erm, all of them. I''m about to rack up some late fees, lads. :twisted:

Heh... rack. Very appropriate for this thread

Finally, a thread that doesn''t feel like a bad night in the Castro District....

1.) Julia Stiles
2.) Keira Knightley
3.) Erika Christiansen

Keira Knightley

My wife and I fear her enormous teeth. Seriously, they''re their own little army. I''d hit it without question of course, so long as she had a mouth guard.

1. Nastassja Kinski
2. Heather Graham
3. Natalie Portman
4. Bea Arthur

(of course, Bea just barely made it.)

"ColdForged" wrote:

My wife and I fear her enormous teeth. Seriously, they''re their own little army. I''d hit it without question of course, so long as she had a mouth guard.

Great, another bunch of elitist teethists.

"evilroy" wrote:

4. Bea Arthur

(of course, Bea just barely made it.)

Wow.. that''s horribly disturbing. Only barely made it?

Wow.. that''s horribly disturbing. Only barely made it?

Well, while Nastassja is a lifetime lock, Bea comes and goes depending on how drunk I am. [/quote]

Jennifer Connelly
Natalie Portman
Claire Forlani

Very very close behind are Julia Stiles and Kate Beckinsale...

Can I rotate them in and out?

Monica Bellucci
Jennifer Connelly
Catherine Bell

While trying to determine just who some of these women are I found a horrible picture of Reese Witherspoon with most of her hair hacked off and what was left bleached out. She is no longer suitable for MY harem.

Jules Asner will be a nice replacement.

Charisma Carpenter
Salma Hayek
Alyson Hannigan

These three do something to me.
Something that simply mystifies me!
Tell me why should it be
They have the power to hypnotize me?

Is it ok to put people I know from school and stuff down?

Probably not...

Kate Beckensale is definitely cute...

Natalie Portman reminds me so much of a girlfriend gone lesbian (NOT MY FAULT)...

I''m still gonna say my friend from BG (she''s visiting next month :D)...

Ummm... Jennifer Love Hewitt wouldn''t be bad either...

We only get three? sh*t, I''d need a list a lot longer than that but,

Salma Hayek
Keira Knightley
Kate Beckensale

Lacey Chabert (It''s the voice. And the body.)
Elisha Cuthbert (I love the girl next door look)
Salma Hayek (Complete with the snake from Dusk til Dawn )

I can''t believe it... No one, NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU chose Angelina Jolie...

Sheesh...

Well, then I have to stake the claim.

1. Angelina Jolie

Even she alone would probably be way to much for me to handle by myrself, but let''s see who else...

2. Now what''s the actual name of Angelica from ""Four Rooms""? Jennifer Beals.

3. Brittany Murphy *DISCLAIMER* I want her the way she was BEFORE becoming anorexic stick figure. Go rent ""Phoenix"" with Ray Liotta, and you''l see what I''m talking about.

4. Beyonce Knowles. Now this is surprise even for me, but when I see her wiggle...

STRONGLY AGREE WITH: Charlize Theron, Salma Hayek, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Nathalie Portman, Dennise Richards, Monica Belluci. Oh, yes... and that Amelie girl, whatever her name is (edit: Audrey Tautou). Me lady looks almost identical to her.

I''d like to keep it Ethnic..

1. Tyra Banks
2. Salma Hayek
3. Thora Birch
4. Some hot Japanese Car Model.

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