Breakdown of OS, webserver and uptime for presidential candidates
I'm not sure which is funnier, the fact that someone did this or the fact that Al Sharpton is running Solaris 8.
I put this in P&C because I didn't figure the rest of the forums would really care. Also counting down the seconds until someone turns this into a Democrat vs. Republican flamewar.
I say we openly and relentlessly ridicule the person who does.
The thing about smart people is they seem like crazy people to dumb people -- Thing I saw on the Internet
Democrats are stupid.
Reagan understood that the key to peace was never arms control. Security had nothing to do with the number of weapons, it had everything to do with the intention and power of those who possessed them. - Charles Krauthammer
Someone''s jealous of thier uptime.
Well, Bill Clinton certainly had no shortage of ""uptime""
"You know, hubbinsd, as much as I don't want to go into library science, I still think you're pretty sexy." -Wordsmythe
The link isn''t working.
I''d like to know what OS Al Gore is using. Or maybe he just invented his own.
Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men.
Few Clinton jokes actually make me laugh. Point hubbinsd!
“Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.” ― Howard Thurman
I actually love and miss Clinton. I would much rather have a horny genius in office than a dimwitted faux-cowboy.
"You know, hubbinsd, as much as I don't want to go into library science, I still think you're pretty sexy." -Wordsmythe
How is Bush dimwitted?
Only a democrat would use the word ""faux"".
EDIT: Melnok, have you seen Bush ever speak without pre-written text?
Yes. He does a better job.
Remember the good old days back at the beginning of the thread when we weren''t going to turn this into a Dem vs. Rep (Clinton vs. Bush) thing.
I mean, shouldn''t we join together and relentlessly mock Ralcydan. That was the agreement!
The thing about smart people is they seem like crazy people to dumb people -- Thing I saw on the Internet
Now come on, you guys said you were only going to do that if this thread turned into a partisan flamewar. Oh, never mind.
Reagan understood that the key to peace was never arms control. Security had nothing to do with the number of weapons, it had everything to do with the intention and power of those who possessed them. - Charles Krauthammer
Site''s still working for me so I''ll quote it for you
Some of the democrats are hippies.
So is 70% of the internet :)
In (somewhat) related news...
I started my own blog so when I feel the need to make an ass out of myself, I won't have as far to go.
I hear Sharpton is the only confirmed Mac user
Oh, the shame!
<--- Still loves his iBook
Plan to be spontaneous... tomorrow
Xbox Live/PSN/Steam/Nintendo: DoubleFour
You guys might find these articles interesting. It''s how CNN planted a question about Mac or PC during the debate.
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/ar...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp...
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I have to say, Clin-ton... (you have to say it in Kang''s voice after the halloween episode)... was one of my favorite presidents of all time ^.^
"What forest are you talking about?! I can't see anything with all these trees in the way!" ~Farscry
I agree, Clinton was great.
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Is there a term that''s like sarcasm, but ten levels of intensity above sarcasm? I think Lawyeron''s tag should be changed to ""[That Word] Boy.""
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
EvilHomer3k wrote:You are an evil, evil person.
Baron Of Hell wrote:YOU VILLAIN!
I think my brain is broken. In my effort to mock liberals, I believe I have become one.
Oh sour sting of irony, how could fate be so cruel!!
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Yeah I think once you hit so much sarcasm you just wrap around. Lawyeron''s going to show up for election day and when he leaves the booth he''ll be like ""Wait, what switch did I pull again? Dean? Nooooooooo!""
At least I didn''t get stuck on Al Sharpton or Ralph Nader. Try to make lemonade out of lemons Momma used to say.
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I would be surprised if many of the candidates even know what a web server is. That''s what they pay other, lesser people for. That way they can bend their towering intellect toward which corporate master to please next.
"Anakin, as embodied by [Hayden] Christensen, is the kind of needlessly moody kid you might see getting punched out in a Dairy Queen parking lot."
"”Paul Tatara on SW:Episode II