The drupal-adins have banished evil and restored order once again.
Drama queens, the lot of you.
The site was broken? Must have missed that.
I was too busy doing *sigh* actual work.
I was too busy doing *sigh* actual work.
This
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Operation Kill *Legion* Log
April 3rd, 2008 - 18:27
Reporting: Captain Shawn Andrich
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I think we almost got him today. Experimenting with different downtime patterns to lull his body into complacency and then shocking it with an inability to load the forums has proved effective at reducing heart rate and lung capacity by over 40%. Were *Legion* an older man, that may have been sufficient, but we currently have a long way to go before achieving our ultimate goal.
Some progress has been made on our alternate plan of making it look like the site has been bought out by a teen sex porn network. We're still working out some of the kinks on that one. We believe *Legion*'s elevated heart rate when exposed to such materials combined with the loss of GWJ would cause a brain explosion, but we're still narrowing down the finer points. Schoolgirls or playground? Long stockings or short? More research required.
May God smile on our mission.
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Operation Kill *Legion* Log
April 3rd, 2008 - 18:27
Reporting: Captain Shawn Andrich
.....I think we almost got him today. Experimenting with different downtime patterns to lull his body into complacency and then shocking it with an inability to load the forums has proved effective at reducing heart rate and lung capacity by over 40%. Were *Legion* an older man, that may have been sufficient, but we currently have a long way to go before achieving our ultimate goal.
Some progress has been made on our alternate plan of making it look like the site has been bought out by a teen sex porn network. We're still working out some of the kinks on that one. We believe *Legion*'s elevated heart rate when exposed to such materials combined with the loss of GWJ would cause a brain explosion, but we're still narrowing down the finer points. Schoolgirls or playground? Long stockings or short? More research required.
May God smile on our mission.
Jesus, I lol'd.
Operation Kill *Legion* Log
Oh boy, did I laugh for a good long time.
Schoolgirls. Long. Fishnet!
Drupal Errors!
I think we need a http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.php for legion.
For a moment, the tech god spoke to me. It said "install drupal" and "Go here for my instructions." I knew at that moment, that I was it's chosen.
So I tried and tried in hopes of restoring the site.
I kept trying...
Do you hear ME! I ... kept.. trying...
again and Again and AGAIN.
It's gonna be ok.. right? The tech god is merciful.
I think we need a http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.php for legion.
If GWJ and Twitter crashed, not even God could revive him.
Edwin wrote:I think we need a http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.php for legion.
If GWJ, 4chan, and Twitter crashed, not even God could revive him.
FTFY
Edwin wrote:I think we need a http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.php for legion.
If GWJ, Twitter, and the I love Chris Mortensen fan page crashed, not even God could revive him.
Fixed.
Rat Boy wrote:Edwin wrote:I think we need a http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.php for legion.
If GWJ, Twitter, and the I love Chris Mortensen fan page crashed, not even God could revive him.
Fixed.
Stop the thread right there. You win.
I go in, get the teen girls, and get the hell out
I'm just not sure if I feel safe with Legion around.
Maybe I'm far enough into my teens that I'm safe. I hope.
I didn't see *Legion* on Twitter this morning; hope today's hiccup wasn't the one that did him in.
I JUST got a Drupal error page. :(
OMG ME TOO! Too many connections. Some of you bastards need to disconnect as you're killing my F5'ing.
*Legion* wrote:I JUST got a Drupal error page. :(
OMG ME TOO! Too many connections. Some of you bastards need to disconnect as you're killing my F5'ing.
Same. Then when GWJ came back and my post published, there were 5 more new posts ahead of mine! Don't you people work?! *ahem*
Yeah, we're having a bad Drupal weather day today.
For a second there I thought the Monkey Bra Pederson avatars killed the site.
Drama queens, the lot of you. :D
Rubb Ed from April 3rd wrote:Drama monkeys, the lot of you. :D
FTFY
Not just a headache, but a pounding in one very specific spot in the back of my head.
Well there's your problem: stop letting people f*ck the back of your head.
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