I ALMOST DIED

The drupal-adins have banished evil and restored order once again.

Drama queens, the lot of you.

The site was broken? Must have missed that.

I was too busy doing *sigh* actual work.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

I was too busy doing *sigh* actual work.

This

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Operation Kill *Legion* Log
April 3rd, 2008 - 18:27
Reporting: Captain Shawn Andrich
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I think we almost got him today. Experimenting with different downtime patterns to lull his body into complacency and then shocking it with an inability to load the forums has proved effective at reducing heart rate and lung capacity by over 40%. Were *Legion* an older man, that may have been sufficient, but we currently have a long way to go before achieving our ultimate goal.

Some progress has been made on our alternate plan of making it look like the site has been bought out by a teen sex porn network. We're still working out some of the kinks on that one. We believe *Legion*'s elevated heart rate when exposed to such materials combined with the loss of GWJ would cause a brain explosion, but we're still narrowing down the finer points. Schoolgirls or playground? Long stockings or short? More research required.

May God smile on our mission.

Certis wrote:

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Operation Kill *Legion* Log
April 3rd, 2008 - 18:27
Reporting: Captain Shawn Andrich
.....

I think we almost got him today. Experimenting with different downtime patterns to lull his body into complacency and then shocking it with an inability to load the forums has proved effective at reducing heart rate and lung capacity by over 40%. Were *Legion* an older man, that may have been sufficient, but we currently have a long way to go before achieving our ultimate goal.

Some progress has been made on our alternate plan of making it look like the site has been bought out by a teen sex porn network. We're still working out some of the kinks on that one. We believe *Legion*'s elevated heart rate when exposed to such materials combined with the loss of GWJ would cause a brain explosion, but we're still narrowing down the finer points. Schoolgirls or playground? Long stockings or short? More research required.

May God smile on our mission.

Jesus, I lol'd.

Certis wrote:

Operation Kill *Legion* Log

Oh boy, did I laugh for a good long time.

Certis wrote:

Schoolgirls or playground? Long stockings or short? More research required.

The only way to know for sure is to "accidentally" slip the subject some reference material...

Schoolgirls. Long. Fishnet!

Drupal Errors!

I think we need a http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.php for legion.

For a moment, the tech god spoke to me. It said "install drupal" and "Go here for my instructions." I knew at that moment, that I was it's chosen.

So I tried and tried in hopes of restoring the site.

I kept trying...

Do you hear ME! I ... kept.. trying...

again and Again and AGAIN.

It's gonna be ok.. right? The tech god is merciful.

Edwin wrote:

I think we need a http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.php for legion.

If GWJ and Twitter crashed, not even God could revive him.

Rat Boy wrote:
Edwin wrote:

I think we need a http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.php for legion.

If GWJ, 4chan, and Twitter crashed, not even God could revive him.

FTFY

Rat Boy wrote:
Edwin wrote:

I think we need a http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.php for legion.

If GWJ, Twitter, and the I love Chris Mortensen fan page crashed, not even God could revive him.

Fixed.

Gumbie wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:
Edwin wrote:

I think we need a http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.php for legion.

If GWJ, Twitter, and the I love Chris Mortensen fan page crashed, not even God could revive him.

Fixed.

Stop the thread right there. You win.

LilCodger wrote:

4chan

Look, I'm not one of them. I go in, get the teen girls, and get the hell out - hopefully without ever having been seen.

GWJ, Google Reader, Hacker News, ProFootballTalk, and my Twitter client. They're like my five legs. Cut one off and I stumble. Cut off two or more and I fall.

This has given me an idea for a script to add to my site, though.

EDIT: I SAW THAT GUMBIE

*Legion* wrote:

I go in, get the teen girls, and get the hell out

I'm just not sure if I feel safe with Legion around.
Maybe I'm far enough into my teens that I'm safe. I hope.

St.Hillary wrote:

I'm just not sure if I feel safe with Legion around.
Maybe I'm far enough into my teens that I'm safe. I hope.

Baby, for you, I'll even go into the twenties.

I didn't see *Legion* on Twitter this morning; hope today's hiccup wasn't the one that did him in.

I JUST got a Drupal error page.

*Legion* wrote:

I JUST got a Drupal error page. :(

OMG ME TOO! Too many connections. Some of you bastards need to disconnect as you're killing my F5'ing.

LiquidMantis wrote:
*Legion* wrote:

I JUST got a Drupal error page. :(

OMG ME TOO! Too many connections. Some of you bastards need to disconnect as you're killing my F5'ing.

Same. Then when GWJ came back and my post published, there were 5 more new posts ahead of mine! Don't you people work?! *ahem*

Yeah, we're having a bad Drupal weather day today.

For a second there I thought the Monkey Bra Pederson avatars killed the site.

Rubb Ed from April 3rd wrote:

Drama queens, the lot of you. :D

Rubb Ed wrote:
Rubb Ed from April 3rd wrote:

Drama monkeys, the lot of you. :D

FTFY

Rat Boy wrote:

For a second there I thought the Monkey Bra Pederson avatars killed the site.

A couple of hours ago, I had a headache that knocked me out of work and sent me back to bed for a couple of hours (I'm working from the home office today, so no biggie there). Not just a headache, but a pounding in one very specific spot in the back of my head.

Are you telling me that GWJ was suffering some outage during this time?

So..... I felt a great disturbance in the Goodje.

*Legion* wrote:

Not just a headache, but a pounding in one very specific spot in the back of my head.

Well there's your problem: stop letting people f*ck the back of your head.