That's right ladies, it's John Smedly of Everquest fame. Deep beneath that suit and tie lies the heart of a gamer. No really, it's in there somewhere.
We took a fair number of pictures during E3 but our image upload process was a bit of a work in progress so we've been a bit behind getting them up. It's all part of filling out the experience as your E3 proxies though so let's get to the snaps!
Pyro and Elysium love Rise of Legends long time.
It's all about making sure Certis is comfortable above all else. You'll notice Elysium is offering to fetch me a beverage.
As you can see, Kentia is where old games come to die.
Elysium is so casual while he cheats at Mario Party 6.
Cutest booth babe I saw was easily Mrs. Pacman-head.
It really saves time when the first thing you roll up is a giant blue ball.
One of the better stage shows was definitely the Auto-Assault fire dancers. Relevant to the game too! Sort of.
The media center is where we could escape to get some quiet and post stuff on the site. I usually ended up here when I was over-stimulated.
The Narnia display had some really cool stuff that Weta made for the movie. Check out the full gallery for more.
Here is a shot of Reaper right before he crashed the Need for Speed Xbox 360 display unit. I think it was his steely gaze.
Beard Shot!
I saw more women playing games this year. It's funny, sweaty nerds who had no problem getting their pictures taken with leather-clad racing sluts couldn't seem to say a thing to actual girls playing games.
Any game that allowed me to sit down while I tried it earned five stars. Not in the shot is Reaper rubbing my shoulders while I play, that came after the picture.
Certis be big pimpin' in his GWJ shirt and talking to a Dreamfall developer. North siiiide!
And so we bid you farewell as we shuffle off to our shuttle. There are more pictures in the gallery (some babes included) so be sure to check them out!
Comments
Nice pictures. Does Michael Jackson connsult on your skin toning regimen?
I keed, I keed!
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Awesome pictures guys! Reap, from that picture it looks like you've intimidated the poor X360 game into submission. Awesome.
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OK...let me say what many are thinking - its page 5 before I hit the first booth babes photo - PAGE 5!?!
Ummmm...you are aware that this group probably expected more BB photos...up front...with better lighting...
Ummmm...aren't you?
Hello?
Is there anybody out there?
Just nod if you can hear me...
Is there anyone at home...
Register at IGN and you can download high-res booth babe pictures and videos all you want. Last I checked we were at E3 for GAMES.
Unlike last year.
“Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.” ― Howard Thurman
Come on Pigpen. You're on the internet right now. Hot ladies are just a click away! Why should Certis do your dirty work
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couldn't help myself.
"The pen is mightier than the flaming bag of poop" - Bart Simpson
Almost forgot all about Dreamfall until you guys posted that pic. And it's still alive!! When the heck is that game coming out?
Great pics guys - glad you had fun. Appreciate all teh HARD work :).
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Man, I can't believe you didn't get a phone number from that gaming girl in page 1. Or an email. Or underwear. Seriously, wth?
Oh yeah, you're married... Well... your wife would probably understand, I think.
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Oh come on, nobody hit on the chick playing the game?
You even had the easy built-in entry line of "Is that any good?" All you had to do was respond.
Cool seeing all the pictures though. Wish I could have made the journey with you guys. Not so much the sharing the bed part. That little section of the journey I could do without.
Fire bad. - GameGuru
To which she would reply, "HAHAHAHAHA!".
Spiderman wouldn't sneak, Spiderman would go. -Elysium
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Please... everyone knows Smedly has neither heart nor soul having traded them away to SOE years to go in the quest to optimize the customer unexperence.
As far as the booth baabes go... well you all showed the admirable restraint I would expect from 3 guys sharing a bed LA :).
Wait...
-Griffon
Did Samurai Jack ever get back to the past?
Nose picker in the media center! Send in Team Bravo!!!!
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Too easy...
"Nation, I've always said that rainbows are just God's way of frowning at gay people." Stephen Colbert
Jayzus, Smedly makes way too much money to be seen in that shiny used-car salesman of a suit. Find a stylist, befriend some hip gaysters...something. The man looks like a slug in that off-the-rack olive reject.
Also, while you guys are all very cute...you may very well be the whitest people I have ever seen. Do you guys like in that episode of the Simpsons where Burns built the giant town sun blocker? Did Canada outlaw the sun?
Glad you guys had fun, glad you all made it back ok. I'm still waiting for the 3 man bed cuddle pictures though. Come on...share with the group.
I'm pretty sure, statistically, coffee increases violence more than marijuana....I'm going for my second cup and when I get back I'm bringing a shovel.
I blame the camera flash in poor lighting conditions.... and the fact that I burn easy.
Oh! And it was cloudy and raining almost all of May!
“Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.” ― Howard Thurman