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Which is the best evercleanse?
sara

Its spam, kill it, KILL IT!

So.....it was a rhetorical question?

She had me the moment she mentioned cleansing of my bowels.

so close to being a haiku....

Irongut wrote:

so close to being a haiku....

It was actually
something more of a buy coup.
So say bye, adieu.

Irongut wrote:

so close to being a haiku....

My bowels are stuffed pigs
who will cleanse them
I pay in plum blossums

coffee grinder spam
mental image of bowels
lock the thread now please

I was hoping for anal bleach. What a letdown.

The best evercleanse?
A girl on the internet?
I'd squirt it in there.

Heh - I was wondering if you were going to make it in ahead of the lock, stupidhaiku

Is it bad that I kinda want this thread to be cleansed, but not locked.

(yes, pun intended)

my poop beckons you
to cleanse with your healing touch
my bowels are yours

Certis approaches
His powers are infinite
We mourn Evercleanse

A girl on the net?
Post reminds me of tubgirl
That no cleanse can clean

Hi, verronica.
WTF is evercleanse?
Never mind the best?

Is it possible for a spam post to make it to legendary status? I await the answer with bated colon.

This thread is worthless without pics.

Feeling a bit off
I tried Evercleanse one day
Oh, the mess it made.

LobsterMobster wrote:

Hi, verronica.
WTF is evercleanse?
Never mind the best?

You silly lobster
She signed her spam post 'sara'
Think that's her first name?

stupidhaiku wrote:

The best evercleanse?
A girl on the internet?
I'd squirt it in there.

Flawless victory.

the gems one can find on this forum :')

Irongut wrote:

so close to being a haiku....

eaten too much cheese
bloating and binding insides
cleanse me, spam goddess

Edit:

our colons evercleansed
in fear of mighty hammer
we do not quote spam

please do not lock this
august this thead has become
our work must live on

(I couldn't find a better way to fit august into the haiku... I'll work on it for next time)

Perhaps we should experiment with other literary forms.

There once was a spammer named Sara...

Wow, how has this thread been open so long?

Atomicvideohead wrote:

Wow, how has this thread been open so long?

Certis needs a cleansing?

There once was a spammer named Sara
Whose butt was so dirty 'twas rare-ah
She got on the tubes
to get it cleansed and lubed
and now she's feeling much betta.

kaostheory wrote:

please do not lock this
august this thead has become
our work must live on

(I couldn't find a better way to fit august into the haiku... I'll work on it for next time)

Please do not lock this
One more day and it's August
Our work must live on

Certis don't smite us
for posting in this clearly
legendary thread

This thread has us all deeply mired
But soon it will be quite retired
Enjoy while there's time
To submit all your rhyme
Before we are all smacked and fired

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