More of a Christina Hendricks man myself. Wouldn't kick Megan out of bed for crazy, mind.
Paleocon wrote:buzzvang wrote:Paleocon wrote:Meh. She's way too crazy and marked up for my tastes. I think I'd rather oogle Rachel McAdams.
Mmm... Rachel McAdams. :drool:
Yup. Twice the hot and half the crazy.
But she stars in movies that I have to be forced to watch with a twelve gauge pointed at the back of my head.
Wedding Crashers wasn't that bad...
Oh wait, that other movie. Right. Of course we didn't like it... Definitely didn't buy it on DVD and hide it behind the porn on the movie shelf.
Rat Boy wrote:Paleocon wrote:buzzvang wrote:Paleocon wrote:Meh. She's way too crazy and marked up for my tastes. I think I'd rather oogle Rachel McAdams.
Mmm... Rachel McAdams. :drool:
Yup. Twice the hot and half the crazy.
But she stars in movies that I have to be forced to watch with a twelve gauge pointed at the back of my head.
Wedding Crashers wasn't that bad...
Oh wait, that other movie. Right. Of course we didn't like it... Definitely didn't buy it on DVD and hide it behind the porn on the movie shelf.
The Hot Chick was worth it just for the pole dancing scene.
Pharacon wrote:I could not help myself...
Those pants are way too tight..... if she were my daughter i'd be livid right now. "Damn you pervy internet men!", i'd scream, fist shaking furiously.
She needs one of these, stat.
(Warning, site includes illustration of camel-human wearing a bikini. Furries may become aroused.)
Whoa.
She needs one of these, stat.
(Warning, site includes illustration of camel-human wearing a bikini. Furries may become aroused.)
Haha! "Our lips are sealed!"
I love the 'send one anonymously' button. I think we need a donations thread and some addresses of celebrities (and Lobster's mom).
I love the 'send one anonymously' button. I think we need a donations thread and some addresses of celebrities (and Lobster's mom). ;)
Aren't there celebrity foster care organizations that should be taking care of this already? Where are my tax dollars going!??!?!
Where are my tax dollars going!??!?!
I heard that they went into the development of 'visors' for the blind.
But she stars in movies that I have to be forced to watch with a twelve gauge pointed at the back of my head.
I thought that was just "date night"?
Ron Artest (NBA player and riot inciter, in case you didn't know) got a tad closer than the Russian kid with the flower.
Wow, she is petite!!
I'm tempted to call shenanigans. That picture looks almost nothing like her.
I think it's just the blurring.
This pic shows that her face and proportions are pretty similar.... though there's no way to measure how big she is by comparison.
As someone who struggles under his own deformity i find all this 'toe thumb' malarky very offensive.
Now, if only there were some way to make myself less beautiful then i'd be accepted into society!
Paleocon wrote:buzzvang wrote:Paleocon wrote:Meh. She's way too crazy and marked up for my tastes. I think I'd rather oogle Rachel McAdams.
Mmm... Rachel McAdams. :drool:
Yup. Twice the hot and half the crazy.
But she stars in movies that I have to be forced to watch with a twelve gauge pointed at the back of my head.
You're seriously holding McAdams filmography against her when comparing her with someone who's only appeared in Michael Bay movies?
Rat Boy wrote:Paleocon wrote:buzzvang wrote:Paleocon wrote:Meh. She's way too crazy and marked up for my tastes. I think I'd rather oogle Rachel McAdams.
Mmm... Rachel McAdams. :drool:
Yup. Twice the hot and half the crazy.
But she stars in movies that I have to be forced to watch with a twelve gauge pointed at the back of my head.
You're seriously holding McAdams filmography against her when comparing her with someone who's only appeared in Michael Bay movies?
Yes, yes I am. At least Michael Bay movies have explodey thingies in them.
ToeFace!!
o_O
:puke:
I wonder if she gets athlete's foot on her right hand?
Stolen straight from Cracked.com
Is...is keyboard cat tatooed to her arm?
Play this thread out, Keyboard Cat!
Oh, well played Faceless Joe. Well played.
Alien Love Gardener wrote:Rat Boy wrote:Paleocon wrote:buzzvang wrote:Paleocon wrote:Meh. She's way too crazy and marked up for my tastes. I think I'd rather oogle Rachel McAdams.
Mmm... Rachel McAdams. :drool:
Yup. Twice the hot and half the crazy.
But she stars in movies that I have to be forced to watch with a twelve gauge pointed at the back of my head.
You're seriously holding McAdams filmography against her when comparing her with someone who's only appeared in Michael Bay movies?
Yes, yes I am. At least Michael Bay movies have explodey thingies in them.
I'm pretty sure State of Play is better than the entirety of Michael Bay's output, combined.
I'm pretty sure State of Play is better than the entirety of Michael Bay's output, combined.
I'll second that.
Also:
I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.
She's a real intellectual dynamo, that one.
You jerks. I spent the whole interview staring at her thumb. HER THUMB! See what you guys have turned me into?
BadKen wrote:You jerks. I spent the whole interview staring at her thumb. HER THUMB! See what you guys have turned me into?
I don't know, the whole coke nose action at the beginning was sort of entertaining.
BadKen wrote:You jerks. I spent the whole interview staring at her thumb. HER THUMB! See what you guys have turned me into?
A thumb fetishist?
PS - her thumb looks fine. It looks like it's in the right proportion.
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