That picture of Robertson is priceless. I mean he is _Really_ praying! I''d like to imagine other things he might be praying for, though...
""I wish I had a pony, I wish I had a pony, I wish I ...""
""Dear Lord, It''s me Pat. If you could find it in your heart to leave a big bag of money in my Lexus, I could probably arrange for some of our viewers to do something good. I don''t know like, feed the homeless or something.""
""Ungh, Lord, if you could do something about this heartburn, I swear I''ll never eat Chimichangas at ChiChi''s again!""
And so on...
Also, I love this quote:
""One justice is 83-years-old, another has cancer and another has a heart condition. Would it not be possible for God to put it in the minds of these three judges that the time has come to retire?""
Is it just me, or is he kinda giving a wink to God that smiting these guys might not only be right, but really really easy. Shouldn''t he have a cheesy Fat Tony voice to go along with that, ""they are sick and infirmed and so, perhaps they could be convinced to step down, if you know what I mean.""
Anyone have a copy of the ''farting preacher''? Someone brillant took Robert Tilden (I think he was) and edited some...''sounds'' to his ''preaching''....if you can find it anywhere, get it.
That picture deserves a loud ""pfffftttt"" connected to it.
He looks kind of like Yoda in Empire when he is trying to raise the X-Wing.
I just about ruined my drawers when I read that and then saw the picture. Priceless! A Google Image Search for a side-by-side comparison yielded nothing
That picture of Robertson is priceless. I mean he is _Really_ praying! I''d like to imagine other things he might be praying for, though...
""I wish I had a pony, I wish I had a pony, I wish I ...""
""Dear Lord, It''s me Pat. If you could find it in your heart to leave a big bag of money in my Lexus, I could probably arrange for some of our viewers to do something good. I don''t know like, feed the homeless or something.""
""Ungh, Lord, if you could do something about this heartburn, I swear I''ll never eat Chimichangas at ChiChi''s again!""
And so on...
Also, I love this quote:
Is it just me, or is he kinda giving a wink to God that smiting these guys might not only be right, but really really easy. Shouldn''t he have a cheesy Fat Tony voice to go along with that, ""they are sick and infirmed and so, perhaps they could be convinced to step down, if you know what I mean.""
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He looks kind of like Yoda in Empire when he is trying to raise the X-Wing.
hehe. I love that pic. He is a putz.
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Anyone have a copy of the ''farting preacher''? Someone brillant took Robert Tilden (I think he was) and edited some...''sounds'' to his ''preaching''....if you can find it anywhere, get it.
That picture deserves a loud ""pfffftttt"" connected to it.
He is a putz.
I just about ruined my drawers when I read that and then saw the picture. Priceless! A Google Image Search for a side-by-side comparison yielded nothing
Better send him some Metamucil.
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
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Robertson is a dick.
He''s the American born-again Christian equivalent of a radical Imam ranting against the West in Mecca.
I started my own blog so when I feel the need to make an ass out of myself, I won't have as far to go.
What a tool.
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I think he just saw Rosie O''Donnell naked.
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Then he''d have gouged his eyes out. He must have just seen Ellen Degeneres naked.
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
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Ellen Degeneres has a nice rack
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Maybe someone installed a hidden cam near his toilet.
""Please lord, I promise not to eat another burrito supreme again...""
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
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