A little gift for the Megan Fox fan club

MaverickDago wrote:

She could be struggling with her ABC's and I'd still hit it like the wrath of a angry angry god. A girl who looks like that doesn't need to make any sense, she just needs to sign a prenup.

You speak words of great wisdom.

jowner wrote:

100% agree on the Asian weight theory and weight theory in general. You just have to go from being in an overweight environment to anywhere that isn't and your hot girl radar will start going off.

Lost my 2007 pocket world in figures by the Economist but they had obesity breakdowns.

UK vs Continental Europe?

Canada vs the US might also work as I remember Canada being surprisingly thiner. The difference might not be so staggering though that an American would be wowed. That said from what I'm seeing I'm not complaining up here.

6 pages and we have figured out a thinner womens population leads to more boners. Also to expand on the theory if your an average looking guy you need to relocate to one of these countries as you will overachieve compared to what you get back home ;D

and for some more randomness.

This post comes after listening to espn's fantasy baseball podcast where Greg Poehler (Amy's not famous brother) talks about living in Sweden and being married to a Swede and describes the company he works for as being "a bunch of American guys who married Swedish chicks and walk around the office doing high fives all day"

I suspect that Sweden boasts lower obesity numbers than the US as well.

A buddy I play hockey with told me about taking a trip to a theme park (one of the Disneys) with his wife. Neither are stunners, but are both fit and attractive. He said they felt like Hollywood celebrities because EVERYONE else there was carrying around at least extra 40 pounds of tubbyness. I find that if I wander more than 10 miles outside of Howard or Montgomery County, the average weight goes up dramatically as well.

Paleocon wrote:
jowner wrote:

100% agree on the Asian weight theory and weight theory in general. You just have to go from being in an overweight environment to anywhere that isn't and your hot girl radar will start going off.

Lost my 2007 pocket world in figures by the Economist but they had obesity breakdowns.

UK vs Continental Europe?

Canada vs the US might also work as I remember Canada being surprisingly thiner. The difference might not be so staggering though that an American would be wowed. That said from what I'm seeing I'm not complaining up here.

6 pages and we have figured out a thinner womens population leads to more boners. Also to expand on the theory if your an average looking guy you need to relocate to one of these countries as you will overachieve compared to what you get back home ;D

and for some more randomness.

This post comes after listening to espn's fantasy baseball podcast where Greg Poehler (Amy's not famous brother) talks about living in Sweden and being married to a Swede and describes the company he works for as being "a bunch of American guys who married Swedish chicks and walk around the office doing high fives all day"

I suspect that Sweden boasts lower obesity numbers than the US as well.

A buddy I play hockey with told me about taking a trip to a theme park (one of the Disneys) with his wife. Neither are stunners, but are both fit and attractive. He said they felt like Hollywood celebrities because EVERYONE else there was carrying around at least extra 40 pounds of tubbyness. I find that if I wander more than 10 miles outside of Howard or Montgomery County, the average weight goes up dramatically as well.

my google fu is weak but the closest credible current article I could find.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7151813.stm

U.S is 30%+, Mexico in the 20-30%, UK in the 20-30% Canada in the 10-20%, Sweden in the 10-20% range and of course Asia in the 0-5%. Problem is this includes men which we don't care about!

Poor Mexico is suffering from a real bastardization of their food. Sorry Mex

the 1950s UK women vs 2004 interesting also. 94 to 96cm bust increase...... for a 70cm to 86cm waist hike!

edit: also I have a hard time explaining how Canada is in the 10-20%. Pretty sure its much closer to the 20% whereas Sweden is more of a 11%. Sure our super sized meals are not American sized but we have Poutine.

jowner wrote:
Paleocon wrote:
jowner wrote:

100% agree on the Asian weight theory and weight theory in general. You just have to go from being in an overweight environment to anywhere that isn't and your hot girl radar will start going off.

Lost my 2007 pocket world in figures by the Economist but they had obesity breakdowns.

UK vs Continental Europe?

Canada vs the US might also work as I remember Canada being surprisingly thiner. The difference might not be so staggering though that an American would be wowed. That said from what I'm seeing I'm not complaining up here.

6 pages and we have figured out a thinner womens population leads to more boners. Also to expand on the theory if your an average looking guy you need to relocate to one of these countries as you will overachieve compared to what you get back home ;D

and for some more randomness.

This post comes after listening to espn's fantasy baseball podcast where Greg Poehler (Amy's not famous brother) talks about living in Sweden and being married to a Swede and describes the company he works for as being "a bunch of American guys who married Swedish chicks and walk around the office doing high fives all day"

I suspect that Sweden boasts lower obesity numbers than the US as well.

A buddy I play hockey with told me about taking a trip to a theme park (one of the Disneys) with his wife. Neither are stunners, but are both fit and attractive. He said they felt like Hollywood celebrities because EVERYONE else there was carrying around at least extra 40 pounds of tubbyness. I find that if I wander more than 10 miles outside of Howard or Montgomery County, the average weight goes up dramatically as well.

my google fu is weak but the closest credible current article I could find.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7151813.stm

U.S is 30%+, Mexico in the 20-30%, UK in the 20-30% Canada in the 10-20%, Sweden in the 10-20% range and of course Asia in the 0-5%. Problem is this includes men which we don't care about!

Poor Mexico is suffering from a real bastardization of their food. Sorry Mex

the 1950s UK women vs 2004 interesting also. 94 to 96cm bust increase...... for a 70cm to 86cm waist hike!

edit: also I have a hard time explaining how Canada is in the 10-20%. Pretty sure its much closer to the 20% whereas Sweden is more of a 11%. Sure our super sized meals are not American sized but we have Poutine.

You also have cold weather, public health, and subsidized exercise facilities. I play underwater hockey and the pools you have up in London, Guelph, and SSM are smothered in the gravy of awesomeness.

Traveling by dogsled really melts the pounds away.

All this is telling me that while talking to her would make one bored to tears, she's still fun to look at.

jowner wrote:

the 1950s UK women vs 2004 interesting also. 94 to 96cm bust increase...... for a 70cm to 86cm waist hike!

Gah! The experiment is a failure! Abort, abort!!!

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Her comments in that article are so stupid, they diminish her hotness in my eyes.

"OLIVIA WILDE is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerising. "

That's a pretty amusing quote from her, though.

Oh without a doubt.

Does anyone know a farm website that can overnight a mountain ox to Hollywood for me?

Vrikk wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Her comments in that article are so stupid, they diminish her hotness in my eyes.

"OLIVIA WILDE is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerising. "

That's a pretty amusing quote from her, though.

I thought it sounded kind of bizarre. Like if someone said "She's so hot I want to climb into the ocean and wrestle nude with a shark." What the hell is she talking about? What would have made more sense is if she said something like, "Olivia Wilde is so hot she makes me want to go clam diving in my shower." Or something like, "She's so hot it makes me want to go out and eat a big helping of wild beaver." Animal references are great. But she's got the wrong animals.

I'm fairly certain that the point has nothing to do with innuendo, but rather that no act would be too extreme if the reward for carrying it out was a ticket to Ms. Wilde's Wild Ride.

zeroKFE wrote:

I'm not sure the point is innuendo, but rather that no act is too extreme if the reward for carrying it out was access to Ms. Wilde's wild ride.

Ah. I got confused because I often picture Megan Fox when I strangle my own mountain ox with my bare hands. I thought she was mixing up her euphemisms.

Mountain ox? Really? Let's stop kidding ourselves, Funken.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Mountain ox? Really? Let's stop kidding ourselves, Funken.

Now, now; let him have his fun with his mountain ox and you go back to strangling your dachshund.

Rat Boy wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Mountain ox? Really? Let's stop kidding ourselves, Funken.

Now, now; let him have his fun with his mountain ox and you go back to strangling your dachshund.

Thanks, Rat Boy. Quintin's mountain ox envy has no place in this thread.

This post comes after listening to espn's fantasy baseball podcast where Greg Poehler (Amy's not famous brother) talks about living in Sweden and being married to a Swede and describes the company he works for as being "a bunch of American guys who married Swedish chicks and walk around the office doing high fives all day"

I will be sending them my resume shortly.

zeroKFE wrote:

I'm fairly certain that the point has nothing to do with innuendo, but rather that no act would be too extreme if the reward for carrying it out was a ticket to Ms. Wilde's Wild Ride.

And in that sense, she would have been better off using the traditional locker room crude statements. Here are a few for her enjoyment:

She is so hot that I'd belly crawl naked through fifty yards of prickly pear cactus just to lick the crack of her ass to catch a wiff of her [colloquial word for cat].

She is so hot I could drink a gallon of her [french word for shower] water.

She is so hot I could bite her on the butt, develop lockjaw and be dragged to death.

There are many others that would have worked equally well. This strangling a mountain ox business is amateurish at best.

Ah. I got confused because I often picture Megan Fox when I strangle my own mountain ox with my bare hands.

Thanks Funken, you just made me sig that. My first sig change in over 3 years

I am sorely tempted to put this thread in the Goodjer Commandments, if for no other reason as to how wildly it has swayed off of the main topic.

Sign me up for Megan vision!

Duoae wrote:

Sign me up for Megan vision!

Get me some of those glasses, make them work with any television show, and I will finally be able to make my wife happy by watching Grey's Anatomy with her!

I suppose its pointless to point out that lusting after what you will never have is a truly stupid way to holy crap megan vision I must have that.

She is nice to look at
...but with all the dumb crap that's been falling out of her mouth in interviews in the last few weeks, you'd think some handler/PR person would get her to put a cork in it.

Hemidal wrote:

...but with all the dumb crap that's been falling out of her mouth in interviews in the last few weeks, you'd think some handler/PR person would get her to put a cork in it.

I'll put something in it.

Hemidal wrote:

She is nice to look at
...but with all the dumb crap that's been falling out of her mouth in interviews in the last few weeks, you'd think some handler/PR person would get her to put a cork in it.

You really want a woman who looks like that to be smart? Think about it a little....

Quintin_Stone wrote:
Hemidal wrote:

...but with all the dumb crap that's been falling out of her mouth in interviews in the last few weeks, you'd think some handler/PR person would get her to put a cork in it.

I'll put something in it.

It's ribs, isn't it?

That's what you'll put in there?

Hey man I've had MeganFoxVision for years now

Mex wrote:

Hey man I've had MeganFoxVision for years now

The Tequilla runs strong in you.