A little gift for the Megan Fox fan club

Rat Boy wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

I commented, in typical Paleocon fashion, that it was perhaps the perfect geek movie: giant robots and Megan Fox.

That's basically how my dad and his brother described it once: geeky kid (or as geeky as Shia What's-his-name can get) gets car that transforms into ass kicking robot and the girl. The ultimate adolescent male fantasy. As would be directing the above video. Or co-starring in it.

Slate's Spoiler Special team said the first one seemed to actually be a movie about having a really cool toy, which...well, actually, yeah.

Somewhat.

What is it about geek movies and crazy, big breasted, tattooed white women? Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie. Who's next to fill in the trifecta?

Paleocon wrote:

crazy, big breasted, tattooed white women

Methinks that's not a wise choice of words to throw at Google.

Paleocon wrote:

What is it about geek movies and crazy, big breasted, tattooed white women? Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie. Who's next to fill in the trifecta?

Yeah really, when Hackers came out Angelina was a perfectly acceptable female love interest who did not have fake breasts, lots of tattoos, or an over-abundance of ribs showing. I think I liked her better then.

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Aries wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

What is it about geek movies and crazy, big breasted, tattooed white women? Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie. Who's next to fill in the trifecta?

Yeah really, when Hackers came out Angelina was a perfectly acceptable female love interest who did not have fake breasts, lots of tattoos, or an over-abundance of ribs showing. I think I liked her better then.

I figure it will probably be a Fallout movie with Kat Von D playing the Vault Dweller.

Paleocon wrote:

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What's with the spots? Is she a Trill?
/geek

ukickmydog wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

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What's with the spots? Is she a Trill?
/geek

Here is a spoiler. You will die alone.

ukickmydog wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

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What's with the spots? Is she a Trill?
/geek

They're stars. Kat Von D and Megan Fox are hot. I'd hit 'em both.

I think we can close the thread now. No way it gets any better.

Yep. That pretty much finishes it.

lunabean wrote:
ukickmydog wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

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What's with the spots? Is she a Trill?
/geek

They're stars. Kat Von D and Megan Fox are hot. I'd hit 'em both.

Excuse me, I'll be in my bunk...

They're stars. Kat Von D and Megan Fox are hot. I'd hit 'em both.

Sonuva....ya gotta stop that kind of thing...man.

Oh yea, sigged...again.

An idea is coming to mind: do Kat Von D and lunabean also barbeque?

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Sheesh, guys, it's a video for Esquire. Of course it's all staged. You know what else is staged? Esquire's photo shoots. Playboy's photo shoots. SI' swimsuit issue photo shoots. Everyone's photo shoots. ALL PORN EVER.

You must not watch the Japanese stuff.

Luna should be coming to Austin, there will also be alcohol who knows what will happen!

Rat Boy wrote:

An idea is coming to mind: do Kat Von D and lunabean also barbeque?

I can't speak for Kat Von D, but yes, I do. In fact, I'm barbecuing on May 24th for my graduation party. Would you like to come?

lunabean wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

An idea is coming to mind: do Kat Von D and lunabean also barbeque?

I can't speak for Kat Von D, but yes, I do. In fact, I'm barbecuing on May 24th for my graduation party. Would you like to come?

BTW I love your new avatar... You don't own an ice truck do you?

Jayhawker wrote:
VicD714 wrote:

I never would have thought, watching someone eat a burger, could make my pants feel tight.

Hot chick eating a burger? This is hotter and SFW!

Disgusting eating habits.

I think I am the only one who is impressed by Megan Fox but even MORE impressed it was filmed on a Red One Camera. Do you know how amazing those cameras are?!

Kat Von D is hotter than Megan Fox. Sorry, it's an established fact.

Also, females don't sleep in bras.

Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:

Also, females don't sleep in bras.

How do they keep their cleavage when they sleep? Do their breasticles fall off?

Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:

Also, females don't sleep in bras.

I was going to point that out, but figured it should come from a woman.

Nosferatu wrote:
Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:

Also, females don't sleep in bras.

I was going to point that out, but figured it should come from a woman.

I did...check the the top of page 4.

FSeven wrote:

The Kim Kardashian look (she's Turkish and still had to get snap-on parts).

She's of Armenian descent, actually. You don't want to make this mistake in front of any Armenian ever.

I would hit it soundly and thoroughly, though I would be happier if there were about 10 or 15 more hamburger pounds distributed evenly -- or perhaps selectively -- across that body. While the Hardee's commercials typically provoke moderate revulsion, I heartily approve of the way that woman is constructed and will now be in my bunk for a period not exceeding 2 hours.

Rat Boy wrote:

Good news, everyone! (semi NSFW)

Hmm. She won't sleep with bisexual women because she says men are dirty and she doesn't want to sleep with a woman who has been with a man, but she had a fling with a stripper and obsesses over Jenna Jameson?

Talk about one seriously confused chick.

She is soooo gay =(

Her comments in that article are so stupid, they diminish her hotness in my eyes.