A little gift for the Megan Fox fan club

I'm just disturbed that she was wearing her bra to bed. Ouch.

peacensunshine wrote:

I'm just disturbed that she was wearing her bra to bed. Ouch.

Agreed. That can't be comfy.

St.Hillary wrote:
peacensunshine wrote:

I'm just disturbed that she was wearing her bra to bed. Ouch.

Agreed. That can't be comfy.

See I knew something was wrong with that vid! One part of my brain kept wanting to pretend that I was actually watching her get out of bed on a typical morning but another part kept telling me that there's no way that was possible. Ultimately I couldn't enjoy the video because my expectations of the way that woman looks were a lot higher than what I saw in the vid. Shame on the producer.

Yoyoson wrote:
St.Hillary wrote:
peacensunshine wrote:

I'm just disturbed that she was wearing her bra to bed. Ouch.

Agreed. That can't be comfy.

See I knew something was wrong with that vid! One part of my brain kept wanting to pretend that I was actually watching her get out of bed on a typical morning but another part kept telling me that there's no way that was possible. Ultimately I couldn't enjoy the video because my expectations of the way that woman looks were a lot higher than what I saw in the vid. Shame on the producer.

Yeah, because everyone wakes up in the morning with perfectly airbrushed makeup and crackfloss on.

Paleocon wrote:
Yoyoson wrote:
St.Hillary wrote:
peacensunshine wrote:

I'm just disturbed that she was wearing her bra to bed. Ouch.

Agreed. That can't be comfy.

See I knew something was wrong with that vid! One part of my brain kept wanting to pretend that I was actually watching her get out of bed on a typical morning but another part kept telling me that there's no way that was possible. Ultimately I couldn't enjoy the video because my expectations of the way that woman looks were a lot higher than what I saw in the vid. Shame on the producer.

Yeah, because everyone wakes up in the morning with perfectly airbrushed makeup and crackfloss on.

Not to mention most women I know don't typically smile when they wake up to find some stranger in their bedroom with a camera filming them sleeping.

Yeah.... Upon further reflection it wasn't simply that my expectations of Megan Fox were inflated, but rather that my expectations of the video were inflated. You know, you see a posting about a NSFW video of Megan Fox that's GWJ worthy, and, not wanting to check it out at work, you store it away in the back of your mind until you can consume it at a later time. Part of the way through the day you go and click on it anyway because your curiosity (and maybe something else) is driving you but then you quickly close that window because it's really not something you want to be seen watching at work.

Then as you're driving home from work you kinda think, "Hmm, maybe I will watch it as soon as I get home" but then dinner happens and pretty soon you're getting ready for bed and wondering why you didn't allow any time to watch it before your head hits the pillow. Then the next morning on your routine GWJ-forum-sweep you remember the thread, and a quick check around the house reveals that you're alone, and then you get yourself ready to watch it. And then the realization hits you that this is not what you expected to see, and that there are many videos on the internet that don't try to be something they're not and then you go back to the thread to write about how the video disappointed you. All that suspense is built up for no pay off. Then you realize you need to go to work.

Alien Love Gardener wrote:

Megan Fox *is* smoking hot, but putting her in boring and hilariously fake footage alongside a sad reminder of the downward spiral of Chris Cornell's career is not exactly conductive to a boner.

Soooo many great quotes in this thread.

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Nosferatu wrote:

Not to mention most women I know don't typically smile when they wake up to find some stranger in their bedroom with a camera filming them sleeping.

No kiddin'...I still have the scars to prove it.

FSeven wrote:
Nosferatu wrote:

Not to mention most women I know don't typically smile when they wake up to find some stranger in their bedroom with a camera filming them sleeping.

No kiddin'...I still have the scars to prove it.

Don't we all. Come near a woman before she's had a chance to spackle and tell her to mug for the camera and whatever happens to you will never make it to the jury.

NathanialG wrote:

I know Oriental isn't the preferred nomenclature, but its got to be the least offensive word dealing with race ever, it just means eastern. I would be perfectly happy if they referred to us as oxidental. As opposed to how people normally refer to me =(

Big Lebowski confounds another one.

I'm going to have to start keeping a tally of people who miss TBL references.

Quintin_Stone wrote:
NathanialG wrote:

I know Oriental isn't the preferred nomenclature, but its got to be the least offensive word dealing with race ever, it just means eastern. I would be perfectly happy if they referred to us as oxidental. As opposed to how people normally refer to me =(

Big Lebowski confounds another one.

I'm going to have to start keeping a tally of people who miss TBL references.

NathanialG, I'm Belgian. What's your excuse?

Sheesh, guys, it's a video for Esquire. Of course it's all staged. You know what else is staged? Esquire's photo shoots. Playboy's photo shoots. SI' swimsuit issue photo shoots. Everyone's photo shoots. ALL PORN EVER.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Sheesh, guys, it's a video for Esquire. Of course it's all staged. You know what else is staged? Esquire's photo shoots. Playboy's photo shoots. SI' swimsuit issue photo shoots. Everyone's photo shoots. ALL PORN EVER.

Say it ain't so!

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Sheesh, guys, it's a video for Esquire. Of course it's all staged. You know what else is staged? Esquire's photo shoots. Playboy's photo shoots. SI' swimsuit issue photo shoots. Everyone's photo shoots. ALL PORN EVER.

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning, Q?

Rat Boy wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Sheesh, guys, it's a video for Esquire. Of course it's all staged. You know what else is staged? Esquire's photo shoots. Playboy's photo shoots. SI' swimsuit issue photo shoots. Everyone's photo shoots. ALL PORN EVER.

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning, Q?

Brian Boitano!

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Sheesh, guys, it's a video for Esquire. Of course it's all staged. You know what else is staged? Esquire's photo shoots. Playboy's photo shoots. SI' swimsuit issue photo shoots. Everyone's photo shoots. ALL PORN EVER.

All lies. The porn I watch is populated only by hot women who can't control themselves and have to have The Sex. And there just happens to be a guy nearby with a camera.

lostlobster wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Sheesh, guys, it's a video for Esquire. Of course it's all staged. You know what else is staged? Esquire's photo shoots. Playboy's photo shoots. SI' swimsuit issue photo shoots. Everyone's photo shoots. ALL PORN EVER.

All lies. The porn I watch is populated only by hot women who can't control themselves and have to have The Sex. And there just happens to be a guy nearby with a camera.

And a boom mic. And a lighting rig. And catering.

I'm still waiting for a Paleo ruling on the label "oriental".

Rat Boy wrote:
lostlobster wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Sheesh, guys, it's a video for Esquire. Of course it's all staged. You know what else is staged? Esquire's photo shoots. Playboy's photo shoots. SI' swimsuit issue photo shoots. Everyone's photo shoots. ALL PORN EVER.

All lies. The porn I watch is populated only by hot women who can't control themselves and have to have The Sex. And there just happens to be a guy nearby with a camera.

And a boom mic. And a lighting rig. And catering.

And ice packs and cleanup crews.

Rat Boy wrote:
lostlobster wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Sheesh, guys, it's a video for Esquire. Of course it's all staged. You know what else is staged? Esquire's photo shoots. Playboy's photo shoots. SI' swimsuit issue photo shoots. Everyone's photo shoots. ALL PORN EVER.

All lies. The porn I watch is populated only by hot women who can't control themselves and have to have The Sex. And there just happens to be a guy nearby with a camera.

And a boom mic. And a lighting rig. And catering.

So you watch the fancy stuff, eh?

lostlobster wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Sheesh, guys, it's a video for Esquire. Of course it's all staged. You know what else is staged? Esquire's photo shoots. Playboy's photo shoots. SI' swimsuit issue photo shoots. Everyone's photo shoots. ALL PORN EVER.

All lies. The porn I watch is populated only by hot women who can't control themselves and have to have The Sex. And there just happens to be a guy nearby with a camera.

Have you ever watched Last Action Hero? IT'S ALL TRUE!!!

boogle wrote:

I'm with you on the Nordic chicks Pharacon. Norge represent!

Hells to the yeah! It might be expensive here, but the chicks make more than up for it.

Agemmon wrote:
boogle wrote:

I'm with you on the Nordic chicks Pharacon. Norge represent!

Hells to the yeah! It might be expensive here, but the chicks make more than up for it.

And you folks don't have the epidemic of girth that we do here. (sort of supports my theory about skinny girls being the outlier here in the US)

See, my current after college half-cocked scheme is somehow get a job in a nordic country where I don't really speak the language with a degree that is not the most marketable in the world (Math). Woot!

Quintin_Stone wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Sheesh, guys, it's a video for Esquire. Of course it's all staged. You know what else is staged? Esquire's photo shoots. Playboy's photo shoots. SI' swimsuit issue photo shoots. Everyone's photo shoots. ALL PORN EVER.

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning, Q?

Brian Boitano!

You, bastard!

Jayhawker wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:
lostlobster wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Sheesh, guys, it's a video for Esquire. Of course it's all staged. You know what else is staged? Esquire's photo shoots. Playboy's photo shoots. SI' swimsuit issue photo shoots. Everyone's photo shoots. ALL PORN EVER.

All lies. The porn I watch is populated only by hot women who can't control themselves and have to have The Sex. And there just happens to be a guy nearby with a camera.

And a boom mic. And a lighting rig. And catering.

So you watch the fancy stuff, eh?

I can't stand poor quality video. It's the difference between watching home movies and true works of art.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Sheesh, guys, it's a video for Esquire. Of course it's all staged. You know what else is staged? Esquire's photo shoots. Playboy's photo shoots. SI' swimsuit issue photo shoots. Everyone's photo shoots. ALL PORN EVER.

That's why I watch porn bloopers! Ain't nuttin' staged about a brown mosquito during coitus.

At lunch, one of the techs mentioned that Transformers 2 was coming out and how stoked he was about it. I commented, in typical Paleocon fashion, that it was perhaps the perfect geek movie: giant robots and Megan Fox. Everyone started busting out laughing, but he was insistent that it was because the movie was cool. To this, I said, "of course. Skinny white chicks that have big boobs and actually pretend to like grown men who like giant robots are always cool.".

Paleocon wrote:

I commented, in typical Paleocon fashion, that it was perhaps the perfect geek movie: giant robots and Megan Fox.

That's basically how my dad and his brother described it once: geeky kid (or as geeky as Shia What's-his-name can get) gets car that transforms into ass kicking robot and the girl. The ultimate adolescent male fantasy. As would be directing the above video. Or co-starring in it.

Rat Boy wrote:

I can't stand poor quality video. It's the difference between watching home movies and true works of art.

Like this, only instead of a feather duster she'd be holding a penis?

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