A little gift for the Megan Fox fan club

Rat Boy wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

No doubt that she is hot as hell and eminently bangable, but her skin art does nothing for her. It's like a bunch of "clever" bumper stickers on SLK 55 AMG.

It ain't a deal-breaker.

No it isn't. But it does make you wish the driver had more respect for the body.

Pharacon wrote:

I might just not have enough data but I think I can name a more silver foxes that are white than Asian, but then I think African women hold their beauty even better than than both Asian and White. Indian chicks are hot too, but if I was British I would lump them in with Asian and then Asians would be come oriental?

I don't know, women are hot! I like to make motorboat noises in cleavage, it that makes me weird so be it.

Dude, you are on fire today.

Paleocon wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

No doubt that she is hot as hell and eminently bangable, but her skin art does nothing for her. It's like a bunch of "clever" bumper stickers on SLK 55 AMG.

It ain't a deal-breaker.

No it isn't. But it does make you wish the driver had more respect for the body.

As long as the body is unblemished from most angles, I don't care.

Rat Boy wrote:

As long as (something), I don't care.

Given who posted this, there's SO many possible "fixed!" opportunities, I can't possibly choose one. It ought to be a contest.

Is any one else shocked, [i]SHOCKED[/i], by the absence of Mex from this thread?

I'm amazed at all the people who don't like Megan's thinness. This one is for you, my plus-sized model fancying friends. Kirsti Alley on Oprah (also note the lack of poetry written on her body):

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Pharacon wrote:

I don't know, women are hot! I like to make motorboat noises in cleavage, it that makes me weird so be it.

No, that makes you normal. Not enjoying that would be weird.

Psych wrote:

Is any one else shocked, [i]SHOCKED[/i], by the absence of Mex from this thread?

Yeah, he hasn't been playing TF2 in a while either...maybe he has swine flu?

Minarchist wrote:
Pharacon wrote:

I don't know, women are hot! I like to make motorboat noises in cleavage, it that makes me weird so be it.

No, that makes you normal. Not enjoying that would be weird.

Psych wrote:

Is any one else shocked, [i]SHOCKED[/i], by the absence of Mex from this thread?

Yeah, he hasn't been playing TF2 in a while either...maybe he has swine flu?

I hope his ex-gf's gangster "handler" hasn't caught up with him.

The last time Kirsti Alley was Hot, Reagan was president (his first term).

I'm with you on the Nordic chicks Pharacon. Norge represent!

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Mex wrote:

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He's alive, Fritz, he's alive!

Funkenpants wrote:

I'm amazed at all the people who don't like Megan's thinness. This one is for you, my plus-sized model fancying friends. Kirsti Alley on Oprah (also note the lack of poetry written on her body):
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Wait. So, anyone who doesn't look like Fox is a plus-sized model? You need to sleep around more.

lostlobster wrote:

Wait. So, anyone who doesn't look like Fox is a plus-sized model? You need to sleep around more.

I have never heard better advice. This man is a genius!

Funkenpants wrote:
dthind wrote:

Wait. So, anyone who doesn't look like Fox is a plus-sized model? You need to sleep around more.

How would my sleeping around more help to change that perception? All I would be doing is sleeping with a lot of plus-sized models instead of the uber-svelt Megan Fox.

I just figured you might be happier if you slept around more.

His wife certainly won't be.

lostlobster wrote:

Wait. So, anyone who doesn't look like Fox is a plus-sized model? You need to sleep around more.

How would my sleeping around more help to change that perception? All I would be doing is sleeping with a lot of plus-sized models instead of the uber-svelt Megan Fox.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

His wife certainly won't be.

Wait. Is he married to Megan Fox?

It all makes sense now.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

His wife certainly won't be.

Yes, I imagine the response would involve a carving knife and a sausage.

lostlobster wrote:

Wait. Is he married to Megan Fox? It all makes sense now.

It's true. I'm that guy from 90210. Brian what's-his-name.

Brian Boitano?

Ok, so with all this talk there's one pic in the entire thread and it's Kirstie Alley.

You guys are made of FAIL.

Psych wrote:

Is any one else shocked, [i]SHOCKED[/i], by the absence of Mex from this thread?

Too busy banging hot chicks and getting his camera stolen?

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Brian Boitano?

What would Brian Boitano do
if he were here right now?
I'm sure he'd tap that ass. It's true:
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

ukickmydog wrote:
Mex wrote:

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He's alive, Fritz, he's alive!

And caffeinated.

Hemidal wrote:

Ok, so with all this talk there's one pic in the entire thread and it's Kirstie Alley.

You guys are made of FAIL.

:P

Is that a challenge?

And you did see the video, right?

She seems pretty happy about the fact that no man will ever listen to a word she says.

Dezlen wrote:
St.Hillary wrote:
Minarchist wrote:

I dunno, I prefer someone with just a little more meat on their bones; counting ribs isn't a favorite pastime of mine.

Agreed. She's pretty but seeing bones isn't a turn on.

Like you would kick her out of bed. :)

Yes I would. She moves too damn much.

Pharacon wrote:

I was British I would lump them in with Asian and then Asians would be come oriental?

Dude. Oriental is not the preferred nomenclature.

I know Oriental isn't the preferred nomenclature, but its got to be the least offensive word dealing with race ever, it just means eastern. I would be perfectly happy if they referred to us as oxidental. As opposed to how people normally refer to me =(

VicD714 wrote:
Hemidal wrote:

Ok, so with all this talk there's one pic in the entire thread and it's Kirstie Alley.

You guys are made of FAIL.

:P

Is that a challenge?

And you did see the video, right?

The video was pretty crappy though. Megan Fox *is* smoking hot, but putting her in boring and hilariously fake footage alongside a sad reminder of the downward spiral of Chris Cornell's career is not exactly conductive to a boner.