A little gift for the Megan Fox fan club

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Paleocon wrote:

I am convinced that half the reason white guys like asian chicks so much is because it is harder to find a chunky asian chick. A skinny asian chick can be completely horse faced in a crowd full of hefty American girls and look like a supermodel in comparison.

The funny thing is, and this is just my own personal theory, that white chicks (not all of course but you can tell which ones) are trying more and more to look ethnic.

Breast implants
Butt implants
Botox and lip implants
Constant tanning

There are girls who look that way without the need for all the snap-on parts. They're of hispanic and african descent.

So in the ultimate irony, it's the waifish skinny blond look that's pushed in the magazines as the standard of beauty, but it's the J-Lo booties - the Kim Kardashian look (she's Turkish and still had to get snap-on parts) - the ethnic lips (which Angelina Jolie and Nadya Suleman bought) which are more and more popular and which ethnic women possess naturally.

Paleocon wrote:

The skinniness isn't as much a turnoff to me as the complete randomness of her skin art.

I didn't realize it until you said it, but her skin art reminds me of Billy Bob Thornton's random tattoos.

GioClark wrote:

Sorry guys. Being able to see a woman's breastbone makes me ill. I'll leave my fan club card at the front desk.

Yeah. Maybe if she ate a few more of those hamburgers she wouldn't be disgustingly thin.

Podunk wrote:
Poor Old Lu wrote:
Haakon7 wrote:

Why, oh why did Audioslave break up?!

Audioslave? I'm still mourning Soundgarden .... sigh.

Seriously. Like Audioslave was even a real band. :D

Agreed, agreed, and agreed.

casual_alcoholic wrote:

...rage got back together...

Huh, what? Damn that is the most interesting tidbit in this thread! I am so out of the loop...

FSeven wrote:

(stuff of cultural relevance)

Okay, I'm glad I'm not the only one who's noticed that.

It seems to be particularly bad in the YMCA at which I exercise, as it's in a nicer area of town and has a very high percentage of housewives who have no layer of subcutaneous fat at all, and still have collagen lip injections, breasts that seemingly defy gravity, etc. Those aren't curves, man, those are angles!

Aries wrote:
casual_alcoholic wrote:

...rage got back together...

Huh, what? Damn that is the most interesting tidbit in this thread! I am so out of the loop... :(

I think they're just touring though.

Podunk wrote:
Poor Old Lu wrote:
Haakon7 wrote:

Why, oh why did Audioslave break up?!

Audioslave? I'm still mourning Soundgarden .... sigh.

Seriously. Like Audioslave was even a real band. :D

I don't care how good you may be at making music, Mr. "Music Man" Podunk. You clearly have no taste.

Podunk wrote:
casual_alcoholic wrote:

I personally like the whole super skinny thing, I like my girls anorexic looking. My ideal girl is a girl that eats bacon non-stop but still weighs 90 pounds. My friends tell me I don't have realistic expectations, and I tell them they don't have any.

Hold onto that dream, man. I dated a girl like that when I was in college. They exist. Of course, once they hit their mid 20's and stop smoking they stop being skinny, but if you can hit that sweet spot of, say, age 18-22 you're in.

Yeah, I'm in college now and they definitely do exist. There are so many girls here with crazy high metabolisms that can do whatever to their bodies and eat whatever and still look amazing.

All of a sudden my $4 subscription to Esquire seems a very wise investment.

She may be rather skinny, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed. Or home. Or car. Or anywhere I found myself with her.

She's hot.

RIP Sound Garden (alas you were likely too fat and caused an early demise)

FSeven wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

I am convinced that half the reason white guys like asian chicks so much is because it is harder to find a chunky asian chick. A skinny asian chick can be completely horse faced in a crowd full of hefty American girls and look like a supermodel in comparison.

The funny thing is, and this is just my own personal theory, that white chicks (not all of course but you can tell which ones) are trying more and more to look ethnic.

Breast implants
Butt implants
Botox and lip implants
Constant tanning

There are girls who look that way without the need for all the snap-on parts. They're of hispanic and african descent.

So in the ultimate irony, it's the waifish skinny blond look that's pushed in the magazines as the standard of beauty, but it's the J-Lo booties - the Kim Kardashian look (she's Turkish and still had to get snap-on parts) - the ethnic lips (which Angelina Jolie and Nadya Suleman bought) which are more and more popular and which ethnic women possess naturally.

Paleocon wrote:

The skinniness isn't as much a turnoff to me as the complete randomness of her skin art.

I didn't realize it until you said it, but her skin art reminds me of Billy Bob Thornton's random tattoos.

That's what I'm saying. If you go into the needler with a plan, your skin art can add to what you've got. If you're doing it out of needle addiction, you end up looking like men's room graffitti.

I'm with you on the whole explosion of plastic surgery thing too.

One thing I've started noticing is how hot some of these chickas would look if they only lost the weight. I'll walk into a Chipotle and see a 20something woman who is carrying an extra 40 pounds and think "wow, she's got a nice face".

I don't have anything against tattoos in general, but that poem tattoo just looks bad. It's not a turn-off, but it does detract.

That said, Megan Fox is Hot. And I know Mex will agree with me.

Paleocon wrote:

I am convinced that half the reason white guys like asian chicks so much is because it is harder to find a chunky asian chick. A skinny asian chick can be completely horse faced in a crowd full of hefty American girls and look like a supermodel in comparison.

Asian chicks rule.

Podunk wrote:
Poor Old Lu wrote:
Haakon7 wrote:

Why, oh why did Audioslave break up?!

Audioslave? I'm still mourning Soundgarden .... sigh.

Seriously. Like Audioslave was even a real band. :D

Audioslave is to Soundgarden/Rage Against the Machine as Velvet Revolver is to Guns & Roses/Stone Temple Pilots.

I second both the Megan Fox Is Hot and the I Miss Soundgarden notions.

ukickmydog wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

I am convinced that half the reason white guys like asian chicks so much is because it is harder to find a chunky asian chick. A skinny asian chick can be completely horse faced in a crowd full of hefty American girls and look like a supermodel in comparison.

Asian chicks rule.

Agreed.

casual_alcoholic wrote:
ukickmydog wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

I am convinced that half the reason white guys like asian chicks so much is because it is harder to find a chunky asian chick. A skinny asian chick can be completely horse faced in a crowd full of hefty American girls and look like a supermodel in comparison.

Asian chicks rule.

Agreed.

Like I said. It's the bacon eating size 0 thing.

How many fat Asian chicks have you ever thought were hot?

Pharacon wrote:

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QFT. Just for the record.

Paleocon wrote:

How many fat chicks have you ever thought were hot?

Fixed.

Dezlen wrote:

Like you would kick her out of bed. :)

That's an unfair statement. When talking about superficial desires, of course I'm picky, and "too skinny" is part of that. In real life, where I'm an out-of-shape pasty white nerd with little ambition, my standards for who I would let in my bed are significantly lower, almost non-existent even.

boogle wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

How many fat chicks have you ever thought were hot?

Fixed.

yup. Sort of to my point.

If the only chick in the room that isn't carrying an extra 40 pounds happens to be Asian, most folks would notice the fact that she was a "hot asian". If there was a fat asian in the room too, you would probably not notice her. Since there are statistically fewer fat asians, the chances of the above scenario occurring is actually fairly high and more memorable than the numerous other times you may have noticed a skinny blonde in a roomful of fat blondes.

When I lived in Taipei and Tokyo, I noticed an evolving phenomenon among white expats. The off the boaters would be agog at the sea of "beautiful women everywhere". The mid termers would say "well, at least they aren't fat". The old hands would be all "meh". And the short timers would say "jeez. get me away from all these horse faced sticks.". I imagine this is probably true of most folks moving to new environs and I'm sure there is some sort of biological reason for it.

I love Soundgarden, RatM, and Audioslave equally, and although I was highly disapointed to see Audioslave break-up I am certainly not averse to seeing RatM reunite, or for that matter Soundgarden. Hell, imagine what kind of awesomeness it would be to see them tour together.

Oh, and all you Megan Fox haters are a bunch of heathens.

No doubt that she is hot as hell and eminently bangable, but her skin art does nothing for her. It's like a bunch of "clever" bumper stickers on SLK 55 AMG.

Ahh Asians can be pretty but they get nasty with a quickness as they do not age well. As far as heaven on earth, that would be the Nordic country, Sweden, Norway, Finland. I think people like Asian chicks due to culture, as they clean up after you and crap. (But Paleo got a dud in that department looks like!)

I went art school for a few semesters and my god the Nordic women are OUT OF CONTROL. I swear I almost moved there after hanging out with a few of them. But then California girls are REAL hot too, but some of them are fake. But I guess I should wrap it up as we are all the same in dark, except fat people as you can tell they are fat in the dark.

Pharacon wrote:

Ahh Asians can be pretty but they get nasty with a quickness as they do not age well. As far as heaven on earth, that would be the Nordic country, Sweden, Norway, Finland. I think people like Asian chicks due to culture, as they clean up after you and crap. (But Paleo got a dud in that department looks like!)

I went art school for a few semesters and my god the Nordic women are OUT OF CONTROL. I swear I almost moved there after hanging out with a few of them. But then California girls are REAL hot too, but some of them are fake. But I guess I should wrap it up as we are all the same in dark, except fat people as you can tell they are fat in the dark.

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Pharacon wrote:

Ahh Asians can be pretty but they get nasty with a quickness as they do not age well.

Another piece of hillarious cross cultural insight. That's nearly exactly what the Taiwanese and Japanese say about white women -- that they look hot in their twenties, but get old REALLY quickly (and it is a steep dropoff after 30).

Padma is so freakin' hot in that commercial she makes Fox look like a stick figure.

...A stick figure I would still not kick out of bed, of course.

Megan Fox is amazingly hot. Like surface of the sun hot!

She might be nuts, have a crappy personality or be a total ditz. I personally don't care, she's a work of human art. God's very own Mona Lisa.

I might just not have enough data but I think I can name a more silver foxes that are white than Asian, but then I think African women hold their beauty even better than than both Asian and White. Indian chicks are hot too, but if I was British I would lump them in with Asian and then Asians would be come oriental?

I don't know, women are hot! I like to make motorboat noises in cleavage, it that makes me weird so be it.

Paleocon wrote:

No doubt that she is hot as hell and eminently bangable, but her skin art does nothing for her. It's like a bunch of "clever" bumper stickers on SLK 55 AMG.

It ain't a deal-breaker.