Adam Sessler Rant on Killzone

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This is just... so awesome.

G4?

Wow... okay, I regained some respect for the guy.

I'm... kinda with Rubb Ed on this one... Sessler, the little creep, gained a bit of my respect.

I'm not a fan of Sessler's, by any means, but this just supports my case that most of what's sh*tty about X-Play is G4's fault, not his. This is just classic: "...sit down, and take a deep breath, and while your mouth is open, stick your dick in it - that way, I don't have to hear from you, and you can finally find a little satisfaction."

HaciendaSquish wrote:

I'm not a fan of Sessler's, by any means, but this just supports my case that most of what's sh*tty about X-Play is G4's fault, not his. This is just classic: "...sit down, and take a deep breath, and while your mouth is open, stick your dick in it - that way, I don't have to hear from you, and you can finally find a little satisfaction."

You beat me to it!

Agreed, that was awesome

I don't mind Sessler and I have to say that was a great soapbox.

Supposedly (if you believe Garnett Lee and the 1UP Yours/Listen UP crew), Sessler is a really smart guy when it comes to games and games journalism. He just has a persona on G4 that is unfortunately a little on the douchy side. Regardless, that was all kinds of awesome.

I think my favorite part is the moment where he calls the one guy a delusional f*ck. That's the moment where the all the built up anger really starts to flow

If you guys subscribe to Sessler's Soapbox video podcast, you'll see that Adam is one of the smartest people in the industry (no kidding). Yes, he doesn't come off as very serious on G4, but he's forced to act that way to make him more appealing "for the masses." This guy is really passionate about both games and the games industry.

First post!

deadtired wrote:

If you guys subscribe to Sessler's Soapbox video podcast, you'll see that Adam is one of the smartest people in the industry (no kidding). Yes, he doesn't come off as very serious on G4, but he's forced to act that way to make him more appealing "for the masses." This guy is really passionate about both games and the games industry.

First post!

Plant! Quick someone trace his IP see if it came from G4 headquarters!

Oh my god! I haven't watched that show in a while, but I was an avid viewer back when it was on Tech TV and it was known as Extended Play. He has morphed from a skinny Morgan-leg-humper into a pretty cool guy. For a bit it was like he was channeling Richard Lewis, tapping his forehead as he ranted.

Thanks for spewing fanboy venom right back at 'em, Adam!

He wants a message board with mature, intelligent debates on games. Gee I think I've heard of a website like that, but I just can't think of the name...

Man, that was awesome, especially that last line.

Thin_J wrote:

I think my favorite part is the moment where he calls the one guy a delusional f*ck. That's the moment where the all the built up anger really starts to flow :P

"Joe. Joe... you delusional f*ck."

That is definitely the majestic turning point in this rant.

WizKid wrote:

He wants a message board with mature, intelligent debates on games. Gee I think I've heard of a website like that, but I just can't think of the name...

/v/?

Haha I had never heard of him but that was hilarious.

WizKid wrote:

He wants a message board with mature, intelligent debates on games. Gee I think I've heard of a website like that, but I just can't think of the name...

How much did GWJ pay to you to insinuate that this was a mature message board with intelligent debate about games?

Awesome.

Th3 Space Pope wrote:
WizKid wrote:

He wants a message board with mature, intelligent debates on games. Gee I think I've heard of a website like that, but I just can't think of the name...

How much did GWJ pay to you to insinuate that this was a mature message board with intelligent debate about games?

GWJ is ghey LOL dont come heer G4 noobz

Pretty off the all, but I enjoyed it.

Th3 Space Pope wrote:
WizKid wrote:

He wants a message board with mature, intelligent debates on games. Gee I think I've heard of a website like that, but I just can't think of the name...

How much did GWJ pay to you to insinuate that this was a mature message board with intelligent debate about games?

Plant!

code.monkey wrote:

Supposedly (if you believe Garnett Lee and the 1UP Yours/Listen UP crew), Sessler is a really smart guy when it comes to games and games journalism. He just has a persona on G4 that is unfortunately a little on the douchy side. Regardless, that was all kinds of awesome.

Yeah the issue with that it is a douche bag telling me that another guy is not a douche bag.

I wonder which one of you is actually Adam Sessler?!

Better yet, which one of you is Morgan.... ?

Sessler rocks, always has. He's about the only good thing left on G4 now.

I use to watch xplay when it was Adam and that other girl. I forget her name... anyway I actually use to like xplay but I got tired of the gags and skits in between game reviews.

Thanks for posting Sinatar. I need more stuff to listen to at work.

I agree with LockandLoad, but to be honest I do not watch g4 anymore.

LOL that was great..

I clicked on a link after that to watch another video about Left 4 Dead, and remembered why I don't watch G4. I like their presenters fine, but they seriously need to hire an editor that doesn't have ADD. Unmotivated cuts to camera zooms in the middle of sentences is not edgy, it's just dumb.

You would have to torture me to even consider signing up on the G4 message boards. This video is primo example #1. I love it when Adam Sessler rants like that.

After a rant like that Sessler and I are done professionally.

EvilHomer3k wrote:

After a rant like that Sessler and I are done professionally.

Eh?

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