Update on site growth

And what comes after 'intern'??

We'll see... (onehundred and first post!)

Hmm so this plan of quickly getting to know what my new status would be doesn't work. I, as a gamer without a job, am hoping for a nice desk job or cubicle slave position as it would still be better than the average mailboyness seen around these boards. Maybe when the community grows larger we will see guys topping the ranks right there together with Elysium and Certis. Still nice to see that people are breaking the 100 posts mark already with the site only running for a month. Are you guys happy with the site growth or had you fathomed a sudden spike in popularity?

Well if you''re really lucky like Cuebert, maybe you''ll get knocked down to Mailboy again.

Yeah that was my thought exactly 8) trying to compensate that with long rants in the political debates topics though. With everything so new and shiny around here it''s hard not to get excited by every bone they throw at you

I will say, that if I wasn''t a CEO, I wouldn''t be a Mail Boy or an Intern. Don''t lose hope, Koesj. You''re not as far from a promotion as you might think ...

- Elysium

Well if you''re really lucky like Cuebert, maybe you''ll get knocked down to Mailboy again

hehe, but luckily for me I became the Official Developer of the Fancy Pants

But I did lose my post count...

Most likely it''s a Jr. Exec or something.

Wait a sec,... ...I''m going to be a Mail Boy until my 101 post! Then why tha'' heck i went to college? Just to become a mail boy,...

... I feel cold, so cold, to be marked as a mail boy

Don''t forget internness boy! It peeks around the block at 50 posts...

Koesj is right. See...My 50th post! Wahoo. No more Mail for me. I''m moving on up!

um, 51 then?

I guess so

So it''s 50 posts... he-he-he...! Excellent!! Perhaps I should go and play Sims Online and level up my skill by reading a book!

/me: still waiting for his junior exec title 8)

ooh long way to go it seems

Hey has anyone noticed that kegboy has gone to *badum-pshh* Consultant? Thats a nice title to have I guess /me cranks out 19 posts very fast

You''re going to want to slow down after that 150 though ... you know, unless you''re just aching for the title ''abuse monkey''.

Ha no I have no intention of quickly posting ''lite'' stuff in order to increase my post-count, hell I even don''t want to start a discussion here as GWJ is fully intended as a idiocy-free site, right? We shouldn''t turn it into one of those hell-holes where people kick and scream about postcounts, stars below their names or elite status. I guess you could abolish the titles anyway but its just fun to see what comes after the respective jobs we get here at GWJ. Maybe some day we will stand by your side as ''member of the board'' or ''executive consultant'', whatever, its just about fun and good discussions anyway

"Koesj" wrote:

Hey has anyone noticed that kegboy has gone to *badum-pshh* Consultant? Thats a nice title to have I guess /me cranks out 19 posts very fast :P

lol I just got reminded of the dilbert comics with the consultick some weeks ago. Genius I tell you

Hmm, I think you missed my point. I was just letting you know that the next title is ''abuse monkey''. As in a monkey for Certis and I to abuse.

Must I spell everything out for you people!

I think you missed by point of babbling over the HORRENDOUS title of abuse monkey, a title that will make me stop posting on GWJ should I ever reach the rank. No, I don''t _evar_ want to be an abuse monkey and while I keep blabbering on ,you, Dark Master, should be changing it right now into something more astute like ""Junior Executive"" or something.

It''s so much fun tormenting you.

"Koesj" wrote:

I think you missed by point of babbling over the HORRENDOUS title of abuse monkey, a title that will make me stop posting on GWJ should I ever reach the rank. No, I don''t _evar_ want to be an abuse monkey and while I keep blabbering on ,you, Dark Master, should be changing it right now into something more astute like ""Junior Executive"" or something.

I sense a custom title in your future. A funny one. Well, funny to the rest of us anyway.

Is there a way to skip or rename my position in here...
I mean for example if im a consultant at my job can i be something else here...! Actually even though i''m not a Consultant, i have to deal with them daily...

Rats! It seems like the goons have taken over! *Takes out his monocle and backs away slowly*

"Koesj" wrote:

Rats! It seems like the goons have taken over! *Takes out his monocle and backs away slowly*

....?

... ....ok!

*Takes out his monocle and backs away slowly*

Don''t make me pull out the monocole Ninjas. Seriously.

Whee I got a new title!, I have so many questions... Does this mean I have to consult Certis and Elysium more? Do I get a bigger ""office""(with a new PC!)? Do I get my own Intern to abuse? Do I get a payraise? Why does this place remind me of Wolfram and Hart? Can I go now?

Whee I got a new title!

Congrats on the promotion! Hard work rewarded. That said, is there a fast track out of the mail room? Is there someone I need to sleep with? I''m not afraid to use my wiles to get ahead.

"FuzzyCuddleWumpus" wrote:

That said, is there a fast track out of the mail room? Is there someone I need to sleep with?

For some reason that reminds me of a movie ""Secret to my Success"" with Michel J. Fox....!