All right, that's it. Off to the Goodjer Commandments with you.
That has to be the quickest turnaround for a thread from inception to 'classic.'
As for evilness, what you all are missing is that the Elisea are not evil beings, but benevolent overlords who simply want the best for us. They know what will be truly beneficial and take away free will so that we will not harm ourselves out of ignorance.
PS: Can I be in your cult?
All right, that's it. Off to the Goodjer Commandments with you.
It was only a matter of time.
and we were worried a bit about an 1Up influx and what that would do to us lol
Alls I know is that if they merge into some Super Elysium with kung-fu grip and dual genitalia, we're all done for.
Like Dragon Ball Z?
And so the circle is now complete. A vestige of my writing will now survive beyond my mortal existence. The Elysiums were but pawns in my plot towards immortality. My legacy is fulfill... (cough)... fulfill.. (gaaaaasp, wheeeeeeez)... filled...
(Having made his exit, Irongut stealthily types w w w . g i r l s a n d g a m i n g . c o m into his address bar. Menu--Bookmarks--> Bookmark this page. Click. Drag and drop www.gamerswithjobs below it. Check. Ok all done now.)
FSeven wrote:Alls I know is that if they merge into some Super Elysium with kung-fu grip and dual genitalia, we're all done for.
Like Dragon Ball Z?
It's MegaMaid, sir. She has gone from suck to blow.
FSeven wrote:Alls I know is that if they merge into some Super Elysium with kung-fu grip and dual genitalia, we're all done for.
Like Dragon Ball Z?
Elysium 2.0 and 3.0: "Form feet and legs!"
Elysia and LadyElysium: "Form arms and body!"
Elysium: "And I'll form the beard!"
Duoae wrote:FSeven wrote:Alls I know is that if they merge into some Super Elysium with kung-fu grip and dual genitalia, we're all done for.
Like Dragon Ball Z?
Elysium 2.0 and 3.0: "Form feet and legs!"
Elysia and LadyElysium: "Form arms and body!"
Elysium: "And I'll form the beard!"
I totally had Voltron in mind when I wrote that.
Duoae wrote:FSeven wrote:Alls I know is that if they merge into some Super Elysium with kung-fu grip and dual genitalia, we're all done for.
Like Dragon Ball Z?
Elysium 2.0 and 3.0: "Form feet and legs!"
Elysia and LadyElysium: "Form arms and body!"
Elysium: "And I'll form the beard!"
You, sir, owe me a new nose from my hot chocholate spewing out.
You guys are strange. All of you. Including the women.
What will they unite their powers to defend the universe against? Bad games? Fanboy hordes? Evil Publishing Corporations? Certis?
Beware of Mex.
What's a guy got to do to get that warning? You'd think my avatar would count.
Welcome female Elysium!
Beware of Mex and Rat Boy.
Don't make any mistakes in your sentences or Wordsmythe will explode.
Pharacon sounds like a 12 year old girl.
Oogaba is amazing.
This place is filled with awesome (but crazy) people.
You're now caught up to speed.
I fixed it just for you, Rat Boy.
I fixed it just for you, Rat Boy.
Don't pander to him, we all know RatBoy is harmless.
St.Hillary wrote:I fixed it just for you, Rat Boy.
Don't pander to him, we all know RatBoy is harmless.
Does that shell of yours protect you from cigar burns, Jerkberg?
This is the second recent thread in which the person under discussion has made an appearance. Someone start a new Felicia Day thread! Just don't start talking about Derek Smart....oh wait, Certis banned his arse (One of my all-time favorite threads)
Welcome female Elysium!
Beware of Mex and Rat Boy.
Don't make any mistakes in your sentences or Wordsmythe will explode.
Pharacon sounds like a 12 year old girl.
Oogaba is amazing.
This place is filled with awesome (but crazy) people.You're now caught up to speed.
Aww, no fair cockblocking a bro, Mr. Hillary... My long unfulfilled fantasy of a bearded Elysium and it somehow not being gay was so close!
But really I don't bother with the girls on the forum, for starters they're on another country...
This thread is surreal
St.Hillary wrote:Welcome female Elysium!
Beware of Mex and Rat Boy.
Don't make any mistakes in your sentences or Wordsmythe will explode.
Pharacon sounds like a 12 year old girl.
Oogaba is amazing.
This place is filled with awesome (but crazy) people.You're now caught up to speed.
Aww, no fair cockblocking a bro, Mr. Hillary... My long unfulfilled fantasy of a bearded Elysium and it somehow not being gay was so close!
But really I don't bother with the girls on the forum, for starters they're on another country...
This thread is surreal
You know for a fact that another country won't stop you. You'll just make'em come to you.
My long unfulfilled fantasy of a bearded Elysium and it somehow not being gay was so close! ;)
I could have gone for a very long time without reading that. On the other hand, reading this thread is quite possibly the key to a happy and fulfilled existence.
I fixed it just for you, Rat Boy.
No, see, the difference is this:
Rat Boy would hit it.
Mex would hit it so hard, your great-grandmother would orgasm.
AmazingZoidberg wrote:St.Hillary wrote:I fixed it just for you, Rat Boy.
Don't pander to him, we all know RatBoy is harmless.
Does that shell of yours protect you from cigar burns, Jerkberg? ;)
Don't make me challenge you to Claw-Plach! It wouldn't be the first time.
This is the second recent thread in which the person under discussion has made an appearance. Someone start a new Felicia Day thread!
Amen!
I would also accept a new Sarah Michelle Gellar thread too (SMG - Rapid Fire Hottie!)
I actually went to post like 3 pages back, but saw more pages posted in that time, and it's been growing exponentially since then. My jokes had totally lost their moments
Welcome Lady Elysium. I think it's really creepy and confusing, but meh, that's kinda the point
St.Hillary wrote:I fixed it just for you, Rat Boy.
No, see, the difference is this:
Rat Boy would hit it.
Mex would hit it so hard, your great-grandmother would orgasm.
Damn, that's skill, because she's been dead for about 10 years now.
Aww, no fair cockblocking a bro, Mr. Hillary...
..Mr.Hillary?
Rubb Ed wrote:St.Hillary wrote:I fixed it just for you, Rat Boy.
No, see, the difference is this:
Rat Boy would hit it.
Mex would hit it so hard, your great-grandmother would orgasm.
Damn, that's skill, because she's been dead for about 10 years now.
I always knew Mex had a bit of long-distance necrophilia in him.
St.Hillary wrote:Rubb Ed wrote:St.Hillary wrote:I fixed it just for you, Rat Boy.
No, see, the difference is this:
Rat Boy would hit it.
Mex would hit it so hard, your great-grandmother would orgasm.
Damn, that's skill, because she's been dead for about 10 years now.I always knew Mex had a bit of long-distance necrophilia in him.
And just like that, this thread takes a new and horrifying, though not totally unexpected, turn for the awesome.
Aww, no fair cockblocking a bro, Mr. Hillary... My long unfulfilled fantasy of a bearded Elysium and it somehow not being gay was so close! ;)
Eating lunch today was a mistake.
Alls I know is that if they merge into some Super Elysium with kung-fu grip and dual genitalia, we're all done for.
Cover it in purple fur and it's on.
St.Hillary wrote:Rubb Ed wrote:St.Hillary wrote:I fixed it just for you, Rat Boy.
No, see, the difference is this:
Rat Boy would hit it.
Mex would hit it so hard, your great-grandmother would orgasm.
Damn, that's skill, because she's been dead for about 10 years now.I always knew Mex had a bit of long-distance necrophilia in him.
That's Mex, though: If something isn't in either you or him, he'll do his best that change that.
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