Hey Elysium Check it out

Yes, and welcome!

As Elysiums continue to multiply, this will make our tagging efforts ever more critical as we release them to the wilds of the forums to track their migratory and game consumption patterns.

Besides, how else will we know which Elysium to be nice to (the new one) and which to watch with continual vigilance (the original)?

I'm disappointed that my male counterpart hasn't shown his pretty bearded face around here since my arrival.

Oh Lord Elysium, where art thou?

Now, I'm a open minded man and like to think that I can see the beauty in all women.

But, well, *horp*

1Dgaf wrote:

Now, I'm a open minded man and like to think that I can see the beauty in all women.

But, well, *horp*

Is it the beard? It's the beard, isn't it?

Wow, I didn't see any of this coming...

First Jonathan Blow joins a thread to discuss Braid with us. Then Lady Elysium joins us to talk of lasers, mythical flying beasts with heaving busoms, and GamerTag pics capable of ripping the fabric of Space Time.

This has been quite a week. What hath God wrought?

Lady Elysium, welcome.

Lady Elysium wrote:

I'm disappointed that my male counterpart hasn't shown his pretty bearded face around here since my arrival.

Oh Lord Elysium, where art thou?

Either he's finishing writing something, or he's frozen. It's awful cold in his neck of the woods today (-24F/-31C, windchill at -42F/-41C).

Lady Elysium wrote:
1Dgaf wrote:

Now, I'm a open minded man and like to think that I can see the beauty in all women.

But, well, *horp*

Is it the beard? It's the beard, isn't it?

Yeah. And the lipstick.

I think if a couple are together for a long time and the beard develops, well, that's OK.

But this sudden prickly growth, well, that's something I can't countenance. I'm very shallow.

I'm sorry, but I want a divorce. *flounces out*

Lady Elysium wrote:
1Dgaf wrote:

Now, I'm a open minded man and like to think that I can see the beauty in all women.

But, well, *horp*

Is it the beard? It's the beard, isn't it?

I'm sure, like me, he's just jealous of how full and thick it is.

edit* Oh and welcome. Come for the out of left field thread all about you, stay for the kickass threads about 24 and Creepy Spiders!

Oh Lord Elysium, where art thou?

*poof* I am summoned!

Some might feel threatened by another person sharing their identity online, but I think it just makes us stronger. Let's start a cult of some kind.

I've always wanted to start a cult ... oh, and also be worshipped.

Elysium wrote:

Let's start a cult of some kind.

*chants* The night time is the right time...the night time is the right time...

Elysium wrote:

*poof* I am summoned!

Some might feel threatened by another person sharing their identity online, but I think it just makes us stronger. Let's start a cult of some kind.

I've always wanted to start a cult ... oh, and also be worshipped.

I feel as though we need a theme song. Oh, and a sexy uniform for our little cultheads.

I feel as though we need a theme song.

How do you feel about ... Journey?

Elysium wrote:
I feel as though we need a theme song.

How do you feel about ... Journey?

I thought you were more of a Coldplay fan.

Your chant should be "The power of the beard makes you feared." You have to hold hands while chanting. And heave your bosom.

Do we need to have a "Summon Elysia" moment?

A trinity of Elysiae in one thread. That power may be too great for any technology to contain.

If Elysium is an Underworld locale then only one band will do for your theme song...

Styx!

Oh yeeeeeeeeah... I've got "Come Sail Away" in my head right now.

It even supplies the uniforms for your cultheads: Neck kerchiefs!

Irongut wrote:

A trinity of Elysiae in one thread. That power may be too much for any technology to contain.

The series of tubes would most certainly collapse in on themselves.

All right, that's it. Off to the Goodjer Commandments with you.

Elysium wrote:
Oh Lord Elysium, where art thou?

*poof* I am summoned!

Some might feel threatened by another person sharing their identity online, but I think it just makes us stronger. Let's start a cult of some kind.

I've always wanted to start a cult ... oh, and also be worshipped.

Is it like the movie: The One? Or Highlander? Shouldn't more of you make you weaker? Or is it just safer for the internet as a whole that no one Elysian should wield all the power?

Also, i'd like to write your theme song... but i can't do it until i have my recording equipment next month.

Rat Boy wrote:

All right, that's it. Off to the Goodjer Commandments with you.

I had no idea that existed! o_O

Duoae wrote:

I had no idea that existed! o_O

I saw it the other day for the first time when Stengah linked it. Is truly fascinating.

See now we have to figure out which one is evil, they could be twins separated at birth.

Now we have Female Elysium, seems to be sprightly by what I read of her posting here, but then you go to the CeralPhotographer site and it has a black background! Male Elysium.. he likes to use 50 cent words wherever he can, lurks in the background and rarely come out of hiding to post unless something "amuses" him.. even has a massive case of megalomania (admitted in this very thread!)

So Who do you guys think is more evil

1) Lady Elysium
2) Elysium

Also to be fair you can also vote this way

1)Elysium
2)Lady Elysium

Man, we totally should have seen this coming.

Welcome new Elysium.

Don't worry old Elysium, we still adore you. Beardliness is next to awesomeness.

This reminds me: When are we going to have another installment of "Welcome, Perverts!"?

I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

Pharacon wrote:

So Who do you guys think is more evil

1) Lady Elysium
2) Elysium

It's been scientifically proven that women are made of 60% pure evil so i'll go with Lady Elysium as being more evil.... It's like evilness being heaped on evilness.... which, as you might imagine, is very evil indeed.

Of course, if you'd included Elysium 2.0 in the poll then it might have been a closer affair.... i mean, 9 out of 10 monks rate children as one of the devil's favourite manifestations.

*Rational thought not required.

Duoae wrote:

It's been scientifically proven that women are made of 60% pure evil

I don't think they're evil. Just scary.

I joke.

To hide the fear.

Duoae wrote:
Pharacon wrote:

So Who do you guys think is more evil

1) Lady Elysium
2) Elysium

It's been scientifically proven that women are made of 60% pure evil so i'll go with Lady Elysium as being more evil.... It's like evilness being heaped on evilness.... which, as you might imagine, is very evil indeed.

Of course, if you'd included Elysium 2.0 in the poll then it might have been a closer affair.... i mean, 9 out of 10 monks rate children as one of the devil's favourite manifestations.

Hmm this is true, plus Elysium 2.0 is being taught by Elysium so 2.0 is getting all the learned wisdom along with all the experiences in his life. Evil^2

Alls I know is that if they merge into some Super Elysium with kung-fu grip and dual genitalia, we're all done for.