Hey Elysium Check it out

I'm so proud! *sniff*

Certis wrote:

I'm so proud! *sniff*

As well you should be sir. Elysium has now become the official Unisex pen name of 2009!

I bet the 'other' Elysium doesn't get threads of adulation like this one.

Then again, pics could change the whole situation. It's a dynamic world we live in.

WipEout wrote:

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Looks like Uma Thurman from Pulp Fiction with a beard.

Elysium's alter ego actually writes:

Now I realise that yes, there are a bunch of horny little boys out there jerking off to the thought of a hawt chick sitting behind their keyboard/controller. I too have been sent pictures of an erect dick via XBL, but unlike a lot of women, I laugh it off. I know that there are ladies out there who aren’t able to just shrug off things like that, but it is a very big shame that those women feel the need to attack any man out there who is actively looking to game with a woman. These are the same women who will spend their days whining at guys who think all girl gamers should be in the kitchen, while they sit there and do exactly the same. Branding a male gamer a pervert is the same as female gamers being branded attention whores who are ready to get to their tits out at any given moment.

Elysium, carrying the banner for new-age female gamers.

Shoal07 wrote:

Elysium's alter ego actually writes:

... I too have been sent pictures of an erect dick via XBL ...

Who hasn't? It's why I don't play Halo anymore.

Mister Magnus wrote:
Shoal07 wrote:

Elysium's alter ego actually writes:

... I too have been sent pictures of an erect dick via XBL ...

Who hasn't? It's why I don't play Halo anymore.

Well that's proof that it's impossible for them to be the same person. Our Elysium would have known to call it a wiener bomb.

Rat Boy wrote:
Mister Magnus wrote:
Shoal07 wrote:

Elysium's alter ego actually writes:

... I too have been sent pictures of an erect dick via XBL ...

Who hasn't? It's why I don't play Halo anymore.

Well that's proof that it's impossible for them to be the same person. Our Elysium would have known to call it a wiener bomb.

I don't know... the use of "hawt" still keeps it in play....

Elysium also goes by Skylark it seems... I wonder why the double pseduo?

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Name: Susan
Nickname(s): Skylark
Gamertag: Private Skylark
Xfire: privateskylark
DOB: 1988
Location: London, England
Games: I’m an extremely flexible gamer – I’ll play anything from FPS (Gears, CoD4), to RPG (Oblivion) and even RTS (Company of Heroes)!
TV: Battlestar Galactica, CSI, House, Invader Zim
Movies: Oldboy, Fight Club, Se7en, Lilja 4-ever, Orfanto, El, Battle Royale, One Hour Photo.

Not a bad wig honestly.

I’m an extremely flexible gamer

That's hawt.

I would think the complete lack of use of purple-prose, such as calling male gamers 'chromosomally-inferior' or referring to said XBL pics as 'phallophotography' is a dead give away.

I bet she's never even used the word antediluvian in an article when old would have sufficed.

Well, I don't see any mamby pamby Birth of America TWO or WoW for that matter.

Gears, CoD4, Company of Heroes, and of course... Oblivion.

My loyalty wavers. Can we convene a tribal council?

A little off topice (well, Elysium DID point me here) but have you guys seen this site? I mean, seriously? It's like Randy Macho Man Savage Awesome - in a Freak Show kind of way.

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IMAGE(http://www.gamertagpics.com/filesave/s/st/np_strokediesel.jpg)

Elysium wrote:

I would think the complete lack of use of purple-prose, such as calling male gamers 'chromosomally-inferior' ...

Indeed, her writing is obviously chromatically inferior.

I just have to post... to get those horrid images by Shoal07 on a backpage.

I'm doing this for the community.

Ack, this post wasn't enough...

Quick someone get us to page 4!

I was so close to putting this in the Goodjer Commandments...until Shoal07 changed my mind.

Rat Boy wrote:

I was so close to putting this in the Goodjer Commandments...until Shoal07 changed my mind.

First, what's that? Second, do you want me to edit? (warning: responce to first will heavily weigh on action to second)

*confused*

A little off topic?

This is why we can't have nice things.

Mister Magnus wrote:

*confused*

A little off topic?

Like I said - Elysium did lead me to it. And this is about Elysium.

Yes, more confusion! More one-liner posts! Finish page three!

Who will be crowned the 'real' Elysium... right after these fine messages from our sponsor, Bai That Sexual Choice-making Clinic.

Irongut wrote:

You must not see the images literally.

Fixed.

Well clearly Elysium shared those pictures in a symbolic way. You must not see the images literally. Let me explain.

1) He's playing Birth of America TWO, a game that inspires strength and pride within him as he participates in the birth of the fledgeling nation.
2) At the end of the day, he dreams of being coddled, primped and loved like a cute little puppy.
3) He has a great desire to expose his raw guitar hero skills to the world.

Rat Boy wrote:
Irongut wrote:

You must not see the images literally.

Fixed.

Good point.

Shoal07 wrote:
Mister Magnus wrote:

*confused*

A little off topic?

Like I said - Elysium did lead me to it. And this is about Elysium.

Ah, now I "understand." >slowly backing away.... turning + running<

Well, at least the Fable 2 thread is still fun.

Why doesnt our Elysium sign his front page articles, "With Love" like the other Elysium?

Doesnt he adore his community as much as the other Elysium loves her readers?

This whole writer <---> reader thing is a two way street you know...

For the podcast's sake, could we have an Elysium exchange program? There are several benefits:
1) Eliminates the Shawn/Sean thing.
2) 25% less listener confusion over who's talking.
3) (Assuming the "Susan/Skylark" information is correct) Female British accent==win++

Dunwich Snorer wrote:

For the podcast's sake, could we have an Elysium exchange program? There are several benefits:
1) Eliminates the Shawn/Sean thing.
2) 25% less listener confusion over who's talking.
3) (Assuming the "Susan/Skylark" information is correct) Female British accent==win++

It could even dethrone the Felicia Day one as the top podcast episode.

This is just to get the naked men off the top page.

You can thank me later.