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I know its lame but I found a website where a female gamer is calling herself Elysium. I found it interesting because of a rant you made on one of the podcasts. Did'nt it mean fairy princess or something? anyway, here you go http://www.girlsandgaming.com/?p=862

Oooh, let the frolicking commence!

Elysium in [size=13 wrote:

A Letter From The Heart[/size]]Oh Tom, you would LOVE this game! If I didn’t have a few more achievements to grab I would lend it to you, but.. but… it’s my baby!

I bet they even have a podcast! If not, they should! "So, Doll of War, what have you been playing?" "Well Dope Kitten, Elysium and I were just talking about how great Fallout3 is!"

I guess every now and the Elysium has a fabulous day.

A tip to Elysium, if you're trying to write under a pen name, you should make sure it's different from your other pseudonyms. People will catch on.

The androgyny of Elysium is revealed.

And thus Dave172 inadvertently reveals his stalkerish perusal of girlsandgaming.com.

FSeven wrote:

And thus Dave172 inadvertently reveals his stalkerish perusal of girlsandgaming.com.

Now that was funny!

EXPOSED!

Dave on January 14th, 2009 10:41 am

I love this, its truly informative. It made me pine for the game but unfortuanetly I have bills that need to be paid before I play games. I will get it eventually. Thanks for the letter. ^_^

Korean smiley face!

AmazingZoidberg wrote:

A tip to Elysium, if you're trying to write under a pen name, you should make sure it's different from your other pseudonyms. People will catch on.

And the Wexford brogue you're affecting for the other site isn't really coming through in your writing... that's not gonna throw anyone off, either.

Clemenstation wrote:

EXPOSED!

Dave on January 14th, 2009 10:41 am

I love this, its truly informative. It made me pine for the game but unfortuanetly I have bills that need to be paid before I play games. I will get it eventually. Thanks for the letter. ^_^

Korean smiley face!

Now now, I use those occasionally. For instance, when someone says something disturbing, I go, O_o

And when I do a zerg rush kekekekekeke, it's obviously ^____________________^

Irongut wrote:

If there is a jello wrestling match between the Elysiums to fight for the name, the video best be posted to the site.

Let's have 'em wrestle in Skittles instead. That way whoever's losing can still taste the rainbow.

If there is a jello wrestling match between the Elysiums to fight for the name, the video best be posted to the site.

Beard pulling is out of bounds, but bikini tops are fair game.

"Two Elysiums enter, only one leaves...." Fight!

LobsterMobster wrote:

Now now, I use those occasionally. For instance, when someone says something disturbing, I go, O_o

And when I do a zerg rush kekekekekeke, it's obviously ^____________________^

I've always been a fan of AKAKAKAKAKAKA! but people always think I'm trying to be an AK-47. Still working on the (typing) inflection.

"ElsyiumB grabs a handful of skittles and flings them at ElysiumA"

"ElysiumA is blinded by the fistful of flying skittles -25hp and stunned for 10s"

"ElysiumB begins charging their Armeggedo NutSmasher of Hell special attack..5..4...3...2.."

"ElysiumA recovers and grapples ElysiumB to the mat. -15hp for ElysiumB and their special attack is lost."

"Fallout 3 is like, a game. and like, its just like a game and all i can like really say about Fallout 3 is like, it's just like this cool like game."
FSeven wrote:

And thus Dave172 inadvertently reveals his stalkerish perusal of girlsandgaming.com.

Well i like to frequent all gaming blogs, I only ran across this one today after I started a LiveJournal. So I can blog about gaming too. I wanna be cool like everyone else haha

Irongut wrote:

If there is a jello wrestling match between the Elysiums to fight for the name, the video best be posted to the site.

Beard pulling is out of bounds, but bikini tops are fair game.

"Two Elysiums enter, only one leaves...." Fight!

2 Elysiums, 1 Cu...... oh no....

Irongut wrote:

If there is a jello wrestling match between the Elysiums to fight for the name, the video best be posted to the site.

Beard pulling is out of bounds, but bikini tops are fair game.

"Two Elysiums enter, only one leaves...." Fight!

Have you ever seen man-fur in a bikini? It's not pretty. Ever.

EVER.

What happens if female Elysium out weights our Elysium 2 to 1?

Pharacon wrote:

What happens if female Elysium out weights our Elysium 2 to 1?

Well, the victorious Elysium would probably shave off his beard in front of the crowd.

He'd have to change his avatar to "Used-to-be-Elysium" Tagline "Shoulda been a contendaa"

We'd probably have a front-page article doing a retrospective on him. his career while he was known as Elysium and his beard.

Maybe he'd lose his spot on the podcast to the new Elysium.

The Vanguard fans would rejoice.

There'd probably be lots of flowers and well-wishing as he drove off beardless into the sunset in his new minivan...

Irongut wrote:

The androgyny of Elysium is revealed.

So what does that mean for the Pillow of Heterosexuality?

Chumpy_McChump wrote:
Irongut wrote:

The androgyny of Elysium is revealed.

So what does that mean for the Pillow of Heterosexuality?

That it lies somewhere between the Sheets of Femininity and the Covers of Masculinity within the Bed of Humanity?

Irongut wrote:
Chumpy_McChump wrote:
Irongut wrote:

The androgyny of Elysium is revealed.

So what does that mean for the Pillow of Heterosexuality?

That it lies somewhere between the Sheets of Femininity and the Covers of Masculinity within the Bed of Humanity?

Sigged!

[edit] Sig retracted... since when did we have stupidly small sig character limits?

Dave172 wrote:
FSeven wrote:

And thus Dave172 inadvertently reveals his stalkerish perusal of girlsandgaming.com.

Well i like to frequent all gaming blogs, I only ran across this one today after I started a LiveJournal. So I can blog about gaming too. I wanna be cool like everyone else haha

There's a lot for me to call you out on here, but I'm going to start with the notion that you "frequent all gaming blogs." You know there are easily hundreds of gaming blogs, right?

Irongut wrote:
Chumpy_McChump wrote:
Irongut wrote:

The androgyny of Elysium is revealed.

So what does that mean for the Pillow of Heterosexuality?

That it lies somewhere between the Sheets of Femininity and the Covers of Masculinity within the Bed of Humanity?

Perhaps it is actually a cursed item: Pillow of Gender Changing.

This is why you always want to identify magic items before equipping them.

Duoae wrote:
Irongut wrote:
Chumpy_McChump wrote:
Irongut wrote:

The androgyny of Elysium is revealed.

So what does that mean for the Pillow of Heterosexuality?

That it lies somewhere between the Sheets of Femininity and the Covers of Masculinity within the Bed of Humanity?

Sigged!

[edit] Sig retracted... since when did we have stupidly small sig character limits?

Mine just barely fits as is, thus the lack of hyperlinks.

I think this is our Elysium's doppelganger from a parallel universe. The Fallout 3 love makes it obvious.

Bizarro Elysium!

(Can't believe I'm the first to say this.)

Rat Boy wrote:

I think this is our Elysium's doppelganger from a parallel universe. The Fallout 3 love makes it obvious.

Then she must have a goatee...

No, wait. Our Elysium is the one with the beard.

Dang it. Just my luck to have been living this whole time in the evil universe.

Rat Boy, if I may...

I'd hit it.

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