Random non sequitur posts catch-all thread

Talking about non sequiturs in a non sequitur thread is not a non sequitur.

Crap! Now I'm doing it too!

Turbo Lover by Judas Priest is all kinds of badass.

Tomorrow is going to be a long mother f***ing day.

I just aced a test.

Three Irish Car Bombs are dinner.

Squealer by AC/DC is completely inappropriate, even by AC/DC standards.

The best Sobe cap message to date is "Stifler's mom."

MrDeVil909 wrote:

Tomorrow is going to be a long mother f***ing day.

Yup... *sigh*

Everybody is so worried. I wish I could make them feel better.

I have an unnatural fascination with midgets, not the perverted sort but the the always make me smile type of thing.

Once, when I was drunk, I wrote "Superman" on my penis and took a picture.

Is this the random non sequitur thread or the random confessions thread?

kaostheory wrote:

Is this the random non sequitur thread or the random confessions thread?

Shhhh. Let's just see how this plays out.

Mex wrote:

I wonder why americans call him Montezuma, the name is Moctezuma.

But how did the Aztec spell it? (Always wondered about this myself, but then get distracted thinking about pronouncing other names from that period.)

Podunk wrote:

A non squirter?

I think that would be a vastly different thread.

Podunk wrote:

A non squirter?

I see no need to discriminate.

wordsmythe wrote:
Mex wrote:

I wonder why americans call him Montezuma, the name is Moctezuma.

But how did the Aztec spell it?

Huehuemotecuhzoma Ilhuicamina, it's no wonder the aztec lost the war, their battle cries took too long to scream

I wish I were stupider, because people keep expecting me to know things, and I don't want to help them that badly.

Well I was told today that if the project I'm working goes away the place that hosts me (different than the project I work on) will pick me up, windows (shorthanded) or unix (3 people up for retirement <5 yrs) team, my choice.

Potential promotion is probably going to require a lot of ramping time and overtime. Am I ready to return to 60-80 hour weeks with a 1 year old at home? Not sure, but I know that I really like rhubarb pie.

Forget Juice! Giddyup for me! http://news.newbelgium.com/?p=221

mmmm.... Espresso in beer ....

Black Friday = lining up at the 99¢ because times are tough, man!

Surviving a job is a fine line between caring enough to keep working and not giving a sh*t so you don't drive yourself sick from worry.

The generic term for niece or nephew is 'nibling'.

BadKen wrote:

The generic term for niece or nephew is 'nibling'.

That sounds more like the term for a baby Nibblonian.

Can life give us a break for a while? Please?

Apparently I swear in my sleep. A lot.

I wish they would sell meat and potato pies down south....

... I love meat and potato pies.

Citrus teas are the beverages of the gods...

Wait, what's in Ambrosia?

Some days I wonder what I'm thinking...

Actually, today isn't as bad as I was expecting.

I'd still rather be asleep though.