1 in 300 US Residents are Terrorists

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The list of Unlikelies is particularly interesting.

Hey, look, that 6-year-old could've kicked the seat in front of him. And the PRESIDENT could've been in that seat!

I can see why Robert Johnson would be on the terrorist watch list. After all, he DID sell his soul to the devil for a demonic guitar!

I admit it - I planted a bomb in my toilet last week.

dhelor wrote:

I admit it - I planted a bomb in my toilet last week.

Was it a dirty bomb?

Dhelor, you are not alone.

I had some hardboiled eggs for lunch. I can't help myself with this impending gastro-intestinal gas attack.

Last month, I spent too much money on games. My wife is beginning to data mine my receipts.

LobsterMobster wrote:
dhelor wrote:

I admit it - I planted a bomb in my toilet last week.

Was it a dirty bomb?

Oooooh yeah.

PS: There were no survivors.

So there was significant fallout?

Parallax Abstraction wrote:

So there was significant fallout?

There was quite a bit of residual toxicity, yes.

EDIT: Lol, Chernobanyl.

I was going to make a Red Forest joke but naw, I've gone far enough.

I terrorize my porcelain convenience if I eat the wrong food, turning my bowels into WMD. Sometimes there are deadly gasses involved.
Bored.