Going on a date Friday. **(Updated May 3rd)**

Rat Boy wrote:

This might give Civ 2 chick a run for its money.

I remember that thread all to well, but I think this one just hit it out of the ballpark

cartoonin99 wrote:

Heh. Not Greek. She is a southern girl though.

Lady in the street and all that... :D

I know that type! I gotta start working on my condition.

A good friend of mine once wrote that "An enchanting first date is in fact not that at all. It is instead a random meeting that turns into a date."

So here's what you do kid.

Send her a black leather whip in the mail.
Then show up on her doorstep randomly (I cannot stress the random part enough) in a gimp suit like this:

IMAGE(http://makingitrain.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/gimp.jpg)

Next let her do whatever she wants.

She might play hard to get by calling the police but don't worry- it's all part of the random date.
She'll soon be putty in your arms and before you know it the restraining order will be lifted so you can continue your beautiful relationship.
Good Luck. Until then just breath deep and remember, WE ARE ALL COUNTING ON YOU.

mateo wrote:

Pictures, or it didn't happen.

:P

Lothar wrote:

Awesome Cartoonin Sounds like it went great

I have to agree with Mateo, Pictures or it didn't happen

Congrats though

Dudes you're gonna regret this when he puts up pics of his ding ding dong.

cartoonin99 wrote:

I am tired, sore, and now have muscles aching that I didn't know ever existed. I think I might have lost about 5 lbs in water weight alone.

You went to an all-night MMA training gym?

Congrats!

The funniest thing about it is that he was all like, "Mex, I don't want your sh*tty advice!" And then what did he do all weekend? F*ck her brains out, that's what!

cartoonin99 wrote:

All right. The "date" started around 6ish on Friday and ended about 2 hours ago. To say that it was an eventful weekend would be a friggin understatement and I already talked to my brother on the cell this morning out in Vegas, what I relayed to him made him speechless for about 10 seconds of awkward silence, then he came back at me with a "DAYUM!"

That's pretty good when you can show up someone on a Vegas weekend from the comfort of your own home. I'm adding this thread to the Goodjer Commandments; it simply has to be there.

Joins the applause. "whoo hoo!"

I just wanted to thank any and all who gave me advice for what turned out to be a mind-blowing weekend.

As for being in the Commandments, that is pretty friggin' cool. I get to share space with Sanjuro and Sway.
I am honored.

I was concerned. You left your jacket at my house and I worried you might get cold. But, turns out you didn't need it. Rock on.

Congratulations on the date. Based on your account, I would say it could not have gone any better than if you had purchased a winning lottery ticket the same evening.

Seriously though... there hasn't been an "account".

shihonage wrote:

Seriously though... there hasn't been an "account".

Now, now. Gentlemen don't kiss and tell. They do boff and tell, but there has to be beer bought and consumed.

shihonage wrote:

Seriously though... there hasn't been an "account".

He made someone having a weekend in Vegas envious, so he either got laid or won $500 off a lottery scratcher.

Rat Boy wrote:
shihonage wrote:

Seriously though... there hasn't been an "account".

He made someone having a weekend in Vegas envious, so he either got laid or won $500 off a lottery scratcher.

Let me put it this way, if I had a winning scratch ticket I would have traded it for this past weekend without a second thought. Bar none.

cartoonin99 wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:
shihonage wrote:

Seriously though... there hasn't been an "account".

He made someone having a weekend in Vegas envious, so he either got laid or won $500 off a lottery scratcher.

Let me put it this way, if I had a winning scratch ticket I would have traded it for this past weekend without a second thought. Bar none.

Now replace that scratch ticket with the Mega Millions or what have you worth $100 million. Would you still make the trade?

cartoonin99 wrote:

...what turned out to be a mind-blowing weekend.

Must... fight... sarcastic... comment

You just had to go and pick that particular word, didn't you?

cartoonin99 wrote:

Let me put it this way, if I had a winning scratch ticket I would have traded it for this past weekend without a second thought. Bar none.

So when will we see you on the 11 o'clock news?

Hemidal wrote:
cartoonin99 wrote:

...what turned out to be a mind-blowing weekend.

Must... fight... sarcastic... comment

You just had to go and pick that particular word, didn't you? :D

I figured a little "tongue in cheek" was called for.

*Ba-dum pish*

Thank yew, I'll be here all week.

cartoonin99 wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:
shihonage wrote:

Seriously though... there hasn't been an "account".

He made someone having a weekend in Vegas envious, so he either got laid or won $500 off a lottery scratcher.

Let me put it this way, if I had a winning scratch ticket I would have traded it for this past weekend without a second thought. Bar none.

He's playing a lot harder to get than his date, apparently.

Just to give ya a heads up, she is reading this thread too.

cartoonin99 wrote:

Just to give ya a heads up, she is reading this thread too. :P

So, now is not the time to mention your Care Bear collection then? Oops.

Sorry, man.

cartoonin99 wrote:

Just to give ya a heads up, she is reading this thread too. :P

I, well, uh, er...hi?

cartoonin99 wrote:

Just to give ya a heads up, she is reading this thread too. :P

Wow, is that ill-advised. Be sure to edit out the part about your gender confusion and chlamydia!

ColdForged wrote:
cartoonin99 wrote:

Just to give ya a heads up, she is reading this thread too. :P

Wow, is that ill-advised. Be sure to edit out the part about your gender confusion and chlamydia!

See, I was thinking of going there, but I didn't totally want to CB the guy.

Does she know you organize the local furry convention?

Good lord, man, the damage some of us could do...

And stop inviting me to your FurryCon.

cartoonin99 wrote:

I won't go into the specifics just yet. I might give you a little more than what I am going to say here Quintin, when I see you all Tuesday.

CONGRATULATIONS! And hell yeah I'll be at gaming night.

cartoonin99 wrote:

Just to give ya a heads up, she is reading this thread too. :P

HI CARTOONIN'S DATE!! *wave*

Ballsy, man. Very ballsy.