Post a news story, entertain me!

Edwin wrote:

The 8th wonder of the world! /headline

That's quite the accomplishment, I am not sure about it being the "8th wonder", but pretty cool nonetheless.

I used to dream of underground structures as a kid, but it looked a lot more like Wolfenstein.

Think you're having a bad day? Think again.

Fonz dons bronze.

Dr_Awkward wrote:

Fonz dons bronze.

Time for SommerMatt to organize an S&T.

I don't know what to make of this.

Grenn wrote:

I don't know what to make of this.

I don't really know what to think of it either....

article wrote:

A psychoanalytic reading would likely conclude that the portal is an image of the female sex organs: oval and receptive, and also a metaphorical birth canal through which the protagonist is constantly being born into new trials.

Maybe that explains why all us guys enjoyed walking through portals so much

Grenn wrote:

I don't know what to make of this.

What other publications are paying for that kind of copy, and which are accepting curricula vitae?

kaostheory wrote:
article wrote:

A psychoanalytic reading would likely conclude that the portal is an image of the female sex organs: oval and receptive, and also a metaphorical birth canal through which the protagonist is constantly being born into new trials.

Maybe that explains why all us guys enjoyed walking through portals so much :P

You know, sometimes, a hole is just a hole.

Rubb Ed wrote:
kaostheory wrote:
article wrote:

A psychoanalytic reading would likely conclude that the portal is an image of the female sex organs: oval and receptive, and also a metaphorical birth canal through which the protagonist is constantly being born into new trials.

Maybe that explains why all us guys enjoyed walking through portals so much :P

You know, sometimes, a hole is just a hole.

What you having trouble with the concept of a woman with a phallus that shoots vaginas, which she then enters?

Sexy anchorwoman decks NYC cop. She's the same one who raised eyebrows when she sent bikini shots of herself to the NFL Network's Rich Eisen back when he worked at ESPN.

Dumpy Dad Decks Disoriented Deer, Defends Domicile.

Rubb Ed wrote:
kaostheory wrote:
article wrote:

A psychoanalytic reading would likely conclude that the portal is an image of the female sex organs: oval and receptive, and also a metaphorical birth canal through which the protagonist is constantly being born into new trials.

Maybe that explains why all us guys enjoyed walking through portals so much :P

You know, sometimes, a hole is just a hole.

I'll say.
"A psychoanalytic reading would likely conclude..."? A well-spoken sex addict would also "likely conclude" some form of sexual overtone in Portal. That was truely an article which fascinated yet annoyed me at the same time.

Dr_Awkward wrote:

Dumpy Dad Decks Disoriented Deer, Defends Domicile.

Waitaminnut. This guy has a hole in the side of his house the size of a large steering wheel? I'm guessing deer damage will be negligable.

Who the hell wants 30 female virgin bodyguards?

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Who the hell wants 30 female virgin bodyguards?

I like that the article calls them "supposed" virgins, but unabashedly asserts that whatever the two leaders are doing counts as a "strong shake of the hand."

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Who the hell wants 30 female virgin bodyguards?

Pedophiles?

A woman awoke from a six week coma to be told that she had not only been unconscious for well over a month, but that she had also given birth to a lovely baby boy.

34 year old Lisa Allinson suffered from a rare pregnancy condition which caused a stroke and the subsequent loss of memory.

Lisa lost consciousness hours after giving birth to her son Benjamin and was put on a life-support machine, she had no recollection of the birth and was stunned when she eventually came round to see her new arrival.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...

Best of all? No labor pains.

Link. Priest commits suicide, promises to return within 72 hours via rebirth. We're still waiting...

Here comes a whole lot of stupid.

Stop me if you heard this one. Two men used an office chair to wheel a dead man to a Midtown check-cashing establishment...

What a Moron.

Knife thief accidentally stabs self.

Chick with machine gun kidnaps ex-boyfriend. He must have made a comment about how she looked without make-up.

Not sure if this was posted before or not.

The 15 Biggest Tech Disappointments of 2007

#1 - MS Vista

"No wonder so many users are clinging to XP like shipwrecked sailors to a life raft, while others who made the upgrade are switching back."

http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,140583-page,5-c,techindustrytrends/article.html

Rat Boy wrote:

Chick with machine gun kidnaps ex-boyfriend. He must have made a comment about how she looked without make-up.

What, no "I'd hit it!" comment?

IMAGE(http://www.javno.com/slike/slike_3/r2/g2008/m01/x66160250686194722.jpg)

It's like I don't even know you any more.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

What, no "I'd hit it!" comment?

It's like I don't even know you any more.

I do practice safe sex you know. Safety on, clip out, and chamber cleared.

Clearly the product of a broken family. If there had been a father around this situation would have been resolved pretty quick.

http://www.wlky.com/news/15015054/de...

I know this part of town like the back of my hand....

Holly Crap!!! What is that:

http://www.wlky.com/news/15020509/detail.html