Man. Those were the days. He's growing up so fast *sniffle*
Man. Those were the days. He's growing up so fast *sniffle*
Yes... Back then he was being rejected by college girls.. Now it's married girls. Time flies ;_;
hehe its an ass old thread but good read if just to see what everyones idea of "the bases" are..
My was always
1) kiss
2) Under shirt/pants feel
3) Pants off
Home) = Woohoo!
good rez!
I say "be kind, courteous, and above all, smart"
My bases:
1) Finger --> Butt
2) Finger --> Butt
3) Finger --> Butt
Didn't you notice this thread is 3 years old, Max?
As required by law:
So was the last girl an old friend went out with.
"I had gotten to third base on more than one occasion, and already surpassed the long time boyfriend in her number of achieved climaxes."
Achieved climaxes? That sounds like the kind of thing salesmen get told at the end of the month.
"Sorry Bob, you've not achieved enough climaxes. I'm giving your account to Simmons."
methinks they no likey you stealin their bandwifs there Shrek
So what happened with the girl?
Man, who knew you guys were so right on all this crap looking back through it.
Well, we did, not to put too fine a point on it.
Demosthenes wrote:Man, who knew you guys were so right on all this crap looking back through it.
Well, we did, not to put too fine a point on it.
Someone in his position doesn't want to accept it though.
After a burn or two, my hand ain't going back into the fire.
You can get a cream for that I hear...
methinks they no likey you stealin their bandwifs there Shrek
Yeh.. teh interwebz are for stealing.
Always listen to the Goodjer Collective.
my hand ain't going back into the fire
hah! I'll just say thats not where the smart money is
Always listen to the Goodjer Collective.
Seriously. These people know what to do and not to do.. they've experienced most of it anyway.
Vector wrote:Always listen to the Goodjer Collective.
Seriously. These people know what to do and not to do.. they've experienced most of it anyway.
Except if you ask about your girlfriend getting breast implants. Then they just tell you to f-and-chuck her. Hehe, good times.
In retrospect I am disappointed that I did not offer any snide comments or crude jokes in this thread.
In retrospect I am disappointed that I did not offer any snide comments or crude jokes in this thread.
He's still young, I'm sure you'll have more opportunities in the future.
Always listen to the Goodjer Collective.
Resistance is futile.
Well, some things just gotta be experienced first hand.
yep
my hand ain't going back into the fire. :P
You've heard of the shocker right? Try the vulcan. That's my advice for you.
Except if you ask about your girlfriend getting breast implants. Then they just tell you to f-and-chuck her. Hehe, good times.
That was one of the best threads ever.
Try the vulcan.
KrazyTacoFO wrote:Try the vulcan.
:shock:
/winks at Marsman
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