Women troubles... Sex really does change everything?

Man. Those were the days. He's growing up so fast *sniffle*

Fletcher wrote:

Man. Those were the days. He's growing up so fast *sniffle*

Yes... Back then he was being rejected by college girls.. Now it's married girls. Time flies ;_;

hehe its an ass old thread but good read if just to see what everyones idea of "the bases" are..

My was always

1) kiss
2) Under shirt/pants feel
3) Pants off
Home) = Woohoo!

good rez!

I say "be kind, courteous, and above all, smart"

My bases:
1) Finger --> Butt
2) Finger --> Butt
3) Finger --> Butt

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Didn't you notice this thread is 3 years old, Max?

As required by law:

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So was the last girl an old friend went out with.

Mex wrote:
Fletcher wrote:

Man. Those were the days. He's growing up so fast *sniffle*

Yes... Back then he was being rejected by college girls.. Now it's married girls. Time flies ;_;

Hahaha! Awesome.

Man, who knew you guys were so right on all this crap looking back through it.

"I had gotten to third base on more than one occasion, and already surpassed the long time boyfriend in her number of achieved climaxes."

Achieved climaxes? That sounds like the kind of thing salesmen get told at the end of the month.

"Sorry Bob, you've not achieved enough climaxes. I'm giving your account to Simmons."

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methinks they no likey you stealin their bandwifs there Shrek

So what happened with the girl?

Demosthenes wrote:

Man, who knew you guys were so right on all this crap looking back through it.

Well, we did, not to put too fine a point on it.

Fletcher wrote:
Demosthenes wrote:

Man, who knew you guys were so right on all this crap looking back through it.

Well, we did, not to put too fine a point on it.

Someone in his position doesn't want to accept it though.

Fletcher wrote:
Demosthenes wrote:

Man, who knew you guys were so right on all this crap looking back through it.

Well, we did, not to put too fine a point on it.

Yeah yeah. Well, some things just gotta be experienced first hand. After a burn or two, my hand ain't going back into the fire.

Demosthenes wrote:

After a burn or two, my hand ain't going back into the fire.

You can get a cream for that I hear...

pol wrote:

methinks they no likey you stealin their bandwifs there Shrek

Yeh.. teh interwebz are for stealing.

Always listen to the Goodjer Collective.

my hand ain't going back into the fire

hah! I'll just say thats not where the smart money is

Vector wrote:

Always listen to the Goodjer Collective.

Seriously. These people know what to do and not to do.. they've experienced most of it anyway.

Vrikk wrote:
Vector wrote:

Always listen to the Goodjer Collective.

Seriously. These people know what to do and not to do.. they've experienced most of it anyway.

Except if you ask about your girlfriend getting breast implants. Then they just tell you to f-and-chuck her. Hehe, good times.

In retrospect I am disappointed that I did not offer any snide comments or crude jokes in this thread.

Podunk wrote:

In retrospect I am disappointed that I did not offer any snide comments or crude jokes in this thread.

He's still young, I'm sure you'll have more opportunities in the future.

Vector wrote:

Always listen to the Goodjer Collective.

Resistance is futile.

Well, some things just gotta be experienced first hand.

yep

Demosthenes wrote:

my hand ain't going back into the fire. :P

You've heard of the shocker right? Try the vulcan. That's my advice for you.

Morrolan wrote:

Except if you ask about your girlfriend getting breast implants. Then they just tell you to f-and-chuck her. Hehe, good times.

That was one of the best threads ever.

KrazyTacoFO wrote:

Try the vulcan.

Marsman wrote:
KrazyTacoFO wrote:

Try the vulcan.

:shock:

/winks at Marsman