1.00 CAD = 0.999310 USD

Mwuahaha... now all those Canadian dimes I get from vending machines are worth something!

LilCodger wrote:
we'd just serve you some real beer and drink you under the table

I believe our European friends would have a thing or two to say about your supposed "real beer".

Molson and Labatt's are not to be considered proper Canadian beers. Just as Bud is not an American beer. They are all multinational companies that bottle horse piss. It just happens so that Canadian horse piss is a bit less watered down. To make things more complicated, ever since the prohibition days the liquor laws in Canada have been really messed up. Because of that, there is no 'Canadian' beer per se. Each province has to make its own, and beers from another province are considered imports. The true breweries whithin each province, on the other hand, craft some exceptional beers. In fact, I would stack up Ontario beer against any in the world with my head held high. Coincidentally, same goes for Ontario wines as well, which is a little known fact.

LilCodger wrote:

Besides, real men drink whiskey. Don't even try to tell me you have Kentucky beat on that front.

Actually...

MoonDragon wrote:

Because of that, there is no 'Canadian' beer per se. Each province has to make its own, and beers from another province are considered imports. The true breweries whithin each province, on the other hand, craft some exceptional beers.

Indeed. Fort Gary Breweries here in Winnipeg makes my favorite dark beer, evar! I just wish I could get me some Alpine from the East coast

Operation "Hoser Freedom" kicks off at 0300Hrs tomorrow. The initial stages will be to seize Canada's vast maple syrup reserves in order to fund future stabalization efforts. Monies from the sale of maple syrup will be spent only on bringing freedom and democracy to the Canadian, who have for too long labored under the Yoke of this tyrant Queen, Elizabeth. She will be found and made to stand trial for her crimes in supressing the Canadians.

And for the love of god, pay no attention to the Canadian Minister if Information!

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Not only will their vast maple syrup reserves pay for the liberation, they'll greet their liberators with flowers!

We shall be greeted as liberators!

We believe they have WMDs, or Weapons of Moose Destruction. We can not and will not tolerate such weapons being in the hands of the Canadian government.

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"There are no Americans at the Ottawa International Airport!"

Another key to stabilization of the post Queen Canadia is the quick seizure of the back-bacon mines before they can be destroyed by indiginous forces still misguidedly loyal to her majesty. Income from these mines, under our watchful and protective eye will provide for schools and hospitals for our backward northern brothers.

on 22 September, teams pre-assembled in Alaska and Detroit will be airdropped to various provinces to begin the search for BMIs, or Beers of Mass Intoxication.

I hear they drive on roads made of freaking ice up there. Be careful, invasion force!

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"Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly. They are completely surrounded now."

Ratboy wins thread.

SwampYankee wrote:

Ratboy wins thread.

I second that

One dazed survivor of an encounter with Canadian insurgents spoke in hushed tones of an ambush during a foot patrol of a large hockey training complex. Insurgents wearing only tooks and smelling of Molsen, pouring out of what had appeared to be empty penalty boxes, their battle cry the haunting "Looooo-Koookoo-Kooo-Looo-Koo-kooo-kooooo!" and "TAKE OFF!"

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"Now we have your children!"

SwampYankee wrote:

Another key to stabilization of the post Queen Canadia is the quick seizure of the back-bacon mines before ...

I love you so much for that. It drives me batty when I'm in the states and people call it "Canadian" Bacon.

bennard wrote:

I hear they drive on roads made of freaking ice up there. Be careful, invasion force!

What? I was planning on being too drunk for driving anyway. Then eating lots of bacon to try and settle things down.

Of course in Chicago, beer and bacon usually means you also need blues music. I might have to brush up on the ol' hobo harp.

I think that this is my favorite GWJ thread ever.

Really, what's going to stop our invasion force. Aren't all the really tough Canadians on American hockey teams now?

oldmanscene24 wrote:

Really, what's going to stop our invasion force. Aren't all the really tough Canadians on American hockey teams now? :P

You still have to worry about the Canadian females. They're deadlier than the males. Like in Aliens.

oldmanscene24 wrote:

Really, what's going to stop our invasion force. Aren't all the really tough Canadians on American hockey teams now? :P

You've never been to Qubec then... even the women will knock you out (and i don't mean that in some sort of ugly way)

I hear they're like dwarves in that both sexes have beards.

*shudder*

wordsmythe wrote:
bennard wrote:

I hear they drive on roads made of freaking ice up there. Be careful, invasion force!

What? I was planning on being too drunk for driving anyway. Then eating lots of bacon to try and settle things down.

Of course in Chicago, beer and bacon usually means you also need blues music. I might have to brush up on the ol' hobo harp.

Blues bands, like the construction crews that will convert all football fields to the CORRECT dimensions (IN YARDS, F*CKERS) are in follow up units. If you need emergency music, we can have a C-130 make an emergency Van Halen CD drop.

"Nickelback will be charged for crimes against rock, turned over to the newly liberated Canadians and be executed as soon as possible."

SwampYankee wrote:

Blues bands, like the construction crews that will convert all football fields to the CORRECT dimensions (IN YARDS, F*CKERS) are in follow up units. If you need emergency music, we can have a C-130 make an emergency Van Halen CD drop.

It better be playing Jump as it falls out the hatch.

EAT IT. EAT OUR MONEY.

Desram wrote:

EAT IT. EAT OUR MONEY.

I'll eat duck, but there's no way I'm eating a loonie. They're too freaky looking!

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Out, damned spot!

oldmanscene24 wrote:

Really, what's going to stop our invasion force. Aren't all the really tough Canadians on American hockey teams now? :P

Most of the Ottawa Senators could kick your ass.

Hemidal wrote:

"Nickelback will be charged for crimes against rock, turned over to the newly liberated Canadians and be executed as soon as possible."

Please feel free to execute Nickelback at your convenience. Hell, I hate guns and I'll even buy you one to do it with. Most of us up here who know what real music is are ashamed that their pathetic, sell-out excuse for a rock band was gestated in our country.

Wait.... Canada has its own money? Geez... next they're going to want to be a separate nation or something...

*Ducks*