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Came to work, tried to get on GWJ... and got MySQL errors for over half an hour!

Don't do that again

EDIT: And I got an error when posting this! Though the post did go up.

You should also think about turning of displaying php errors and warnings and just send them to an error page. I got all kinds of interesting information at one point this morning.

Dr.Ghastly wrote:

You should also think about turning of displaying php errors and warnings and just send them to an error page. I got all kinds of interesting information at one point this morning.

Ooooo, details please!

*Legion* wrote:

Came to work, tried to get on GWJ... and got MySQL errors for over half an hour!

Don't do that again

EDIT: And I got an error when posting this! Though the post did go up.

I'm just glad I wasn't the only one. I figured they were on to me. Every time someone walked by my office, I expected it to be my boss bearing a pink slip.

:|...

This is preparation for the donation drive! Chumming the waters....

(This is intended as humor)

browser wrote:

user error: Table 'Certis_gwj_drupal.accesslog' doesn't exist
query: INSERT INTO accesslog (title, path, url, hostname, uid, timestamp) values('I ALMOST DIED', 'node/34250', 'http://www.gamerswithjobs.com/tracker', '198.22.157.1', 2662, 1188409643) in /hsphere/local/home/certis/gamerswithjobs.com/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 66.

Yeah, I'm seeing the same error as bennard.

Where's the drupal dev? I'll grab some tar, someone else grab the feathers.

I had been in GWJ.com withdrawal for 2 hours. The shakes, the shakes!

NOT MY FAULT

I figured it was a DOS attack by the legions of posters from No Mutants Allowed storming the message boards in response to the podcast. It's like that movie Candyman; say the name "Fallout" three times and they descend upon you like a biblical plague.

I was expecting more entertainment.

Maybe its some form of GWJ marketing. The site is now so popular, user interest takes it down on Podcast Wednesdays. In the same way that a planned Manhunt AO Ban would've resulted in press, just minus the blood gore and violence and electroshock to sensitive bits.

I heard it was all Baggachipz's fault!

Irongut breaks into a ballad....

"Ya don't know what ya got, till its gooooone...."

Irongut is having too much fun with this thread (gotta make up for lost time).

Get someone competent damnit!

Baggachipz code wrote:

[color=white]user error: Table 'Certis_gwj_drupal.accesslog' doesn't exist
query: INSERT INTO accesslog (title, path, url, hostname, uid, timestamp) values('Post comment', 'comment/reply/34250', 'http://www.gamerswithjobs.com/node/3...', '24.37.104.81', 23, 1188411014) in /hsphere/local/home/certis/gamerswithjobs.com/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 66.

warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /hsphere/local/home/certis/gamerswithjobs.com/includes/common.inc:384) in /hsphere/local/home/certis/gamerswithjobs.com/includes/common.inc on line 192.[/color]

Oh snap!

Just create table accesslog(title, path, url, hostname, uid, timestamp) already!

Edit: I'm asking for trouble

Mex wrote:

I heard it was all Baggachipz's fault! :mad:

Yeah, I'm hearing the same thing.

That f*ckin' Baggachipz.

Burn him!

Baggachipz doesn't care about goodjers.

He's a witch?

I heard he works for butt pats. Let's all of us give Baggachipz a butt pat ... simultaneously.

He's probably off listening to Linkin Park as a result of this.

Has Baggachipz stopped beating his wife yet?

Bagga's timing was off.
The sabotage was supposed to happen last week, while everyone was away.

He's teabagging the server, and all of us by one degree of seperation!

The shock of the GWJ.com ups and downs is too much, I must call my boss and tell him I'll be out sick for the rest of the day.

Irongut wrote:

The shock of the GWJ.com ups and downs is too much, I must call my boss and tell him I'll be out sick for the rest of the day so I can go home and play Bioshock.

I see right through you, good sir.

I too agree with the idea that this is to increase revenue from the drive that's coming.... my whole day was ruined by not being able to refresh GWJ.... i realise that when i think internet, i think GWJ.com.... sad isn't it? Like some sort of pavlovian reflex.... TAKE MY MONEY GODDAMNIT! JUST GIVE ME MY FIX!

Keep it up, fools. Think the logging table going away is bad?

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