Stan's got his rented tux, his clip on bow tie, and with auburn hair slicked back has even set aside his iconic hat to dream of the happy bride and groom. After months of planning, or more particularly of Hoochie planning and Certis dutifully not getting in her way, the happy couple will be tying the knot over the weekend. Having just spent several days in close proximity to the groom, I can say for certain that Certis should be glad anyone hangs around him at all, much less makes a legally binding promise to do so. But, to hear her speak on the matter, it sounds like Hoochie has made a voluntary and even well considered decision. So, I raise my completely imaginary glass high and wish the very best to the couple on the occasion of their wedding. I ask you to join me in the sentiment, as I've found it much cheaper than buying them an actual present.
Congratulations Certis and Hoochie!
Comments
Pages
Coungratulations indeed! *Raises imagianry champale glass*
Best wishes
Congratulations Certis and Hoochie!
*raises glass of iced tea*
Do you guys have a gift registry? I think it'd be pretty groovy if we all chipped in to buy them something, yeah?
If there were any justice in the world, 'emoticons' would be a failed eighties Transformers spin off movie, in which all the bots transform into a symbol of an emotion, and which preaches gay rights.
Congratulations Certis and Hoochie!
*raises imaginary glass of non-alcoholic champagne*
Swing harder! Swing harder!
-- Lilarcor, Baldur's Gate 2
Congratulations guys!!
*raises bowl of cereal*
Now Certis, when the minister pronounces you two as husband and wife, yell out "WOOT, I R teh 733t"
Steam ID
Twitch
Oh time to dig out stuff from the archive again. Congrats!
Whoa... I was going toy try and find that exact same screenshot Spunior... without the words though.
Either way, Congrats indeed!
I love America more than any other country in the world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.
Watch me learn to draw.
Congratulations and many happy returns!
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." - Churchill
Congrats on joining the married crowd.... Now all you need is a little gamer (trust me they are awesome... I have the manchild variety which I recommend as having little gamers who want Barbie's virtual dollhouse would suck...although that's sexist... if I had a girl she could play Halo2 if she wants dammit....err at least after daddy is done!)
Congratulations guys, live long and prosper together and may the Force be with you!
Panem et circenses
"You really need to smoke a tree first to appreciate that one." - Sanjuro
Congrats, homies!
raises 40 oz of Olde English
Congratulations Certis & Hoochie... best wishes. Now in a while you can help raise Canada's declining birthrate!
no particular interest, no particular talent
Best of luck to you both!
PSN ID: Haul_N_Oats
Weehaw! Good luck and congrats. Remember guys, it's "I do" and not "what?".
ColdForged on XBL
Battle.net: ColdForged#11415
"I always said Coldforged is 6 times the man Stone is." - LiquidMantis
Congratulations- many happy years to you!
The world must know the awesome power of our gainfully employed fist! - Lord Xan
The unattainable is unknown at zombo.com!
Yay! Congratulations to you both!
Twitter: ohsotwitty
Congratulations!...
well at least some body is happy.
[edit] ...what aday, I need a drink.
Congratulations - it's a fun ride. Just don't tell the guys on TeamSpeak that you have to go because your wife is calling you; say you just broke your arm or cut off a digit or something manly like that.
If you rule like Megatron, you're going to raise Starscream.
Congrats! May you have many Cannucks!
**Psssss, there is still time to get out while you can**
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Oh, KrazyTaco, you fulfill all my wishes." -pneuman
"I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being called a dumbass by KrazyTaco." -Gravey
Congratulations Certis & Hoochie. Here's wishing you both many years long years of happiness & gaming together.
Mmmmm, booze. Wait, what was this about?
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
EvilHomer3k wrote:You are an evil, evil person.
Baron Of Hell wrote:YOU VILLAIN!
Good luck.
Congratulations you two! My first anniversary is coming up in a couple of months, but I can't imagine life not being married! Best of luck to you both.
congrats to both of you
No hay banda!
I would like to buck the trend of Congratulations and say have fun on your honeymoon! Also give me your damn WoW account while you're gone.
Congratulations and remember when/if things get rough during the ceremony you can always do a soft reset.
Steam
cyrax wrote:Looks like Cartoonin continues to be a stud.
muttonchop wrote:The Big D screen is just cartoonin aiming a projector at his genitals
Felicidades dudes! If you ever need a volunteer for a threesome when the sex gets boring...
IM JUS KEEEDING! Or maybe not. Don't drink a lot!
/whisper
I'll be waiting with the car engine on outside the church, in case you decide to make a last run for it Certis.
--
Come play Team Fortress 2 with GWJers! Server: 74.91.120.31:27015
7-8pm central, Mondays & Fridays, bring chicken wings
Thanks for the warm wishes, offers to have sex with us, help me escape and buy us fabulous gifts! Stan looks great Elysia, Karla and I were pleasantly surprised at how sexy and.... blond he is. I get what you're suggesting. *wink*
We both had our respective bachelor/bachelorette parties last night and had equally fun times. My time was slightly less fun because near the end of the night I demanded to try some of my brother's Absinthe which came directly from Spain. I only wanted a taste, I got over two ounces of the vile stuff. Hello Mr.Toilet, it's been so long!
Anywho, last minute deliveries and preparations today followed by the wedding rehearsal and then the rehearsal dinner. The marathon continues!
“Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.” ― Howard Thurman
Actually they do. He wouldn't post the information so I guess I'll just have to do it. It's here, just enter Shawn Andrich in as the name.
The thing about smart people is they seem like crazy people to dumb people -- Thing I saw on the Internet
Pages