You've asked for them, and now you've got them: more pics of our adventures in Los Angeles. I'll have a final recap in the next day or two, but for now you'll just have to live with looking at our handsome mugs. Also, there may be a barely interested sleepy looking babe booth or two pretending to like Sway.
Sensory overload, defined.
It's a girl! And, she's totally gaming!
Wait! They're girls, and gaming too!
I think I'm beginning to detect a theme in Certis' photographic philosophy.
Because I command an army of GWJ faithful and they will eat your soul on command; that's why you'll send me a review copy of Superpower 2, smart guy!
Seriously, Certis, give me the camera now. You need help.
Guys, guess what! Crash touched me right here, and I'm never washing this shirt again!
Oh God, it's the Phantom. There's an exit! Run!
{internal monologue} Ok, Sally, smile and pretend to be interested. Smile and pretend to be interested. Don't think about what he's going to do with the picture, just don't even think about that.
Dammit, Certis, she's not even playing a game. She's just walking around. That doesn't count!
It looks innocent enough, doesn't it? Just playin' cards. Lord help us all if the audio tape is ever released.
Note the steely eyed determination. Don't worry about the damage charges they'll put on my card or anything, you just jab and rip. Jab and rip.
Sway play game. Sway smart.
All four later failed the Forced Smile final exam, and were not allowed to graduate.
From left to right: Elysium, beer, Pyro, beer, beer, Certis, beer, Stric9, beer, Sway, beer, Fangblackbone. Not shown: 14 more beers.
...And one more really gratuitous one, just for Mex.
Ugh, I feel even more dirty posting that than I did slobbering over Sims 2. Well, at least equally dirty.
- Elysium
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Red eyes.... red eyes everywhere. Is Cowboy Bebop going to be a game?
I can understand Certis' picture taking. He's just not used to women being outside of their igloos without wearing a huge parka and three sweaters, so he had to document this strange phenomenon.
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pffft 6 people 20 beers. How shameful! you guys need training!
No hay banda!
Certis is as skinny as me, which is really something (my girlfriends mother just met me and she keeps telling my girlfriend that I am going to die). Nice beard Elysium, everyone but Certis has a giant head. Now since I'm done being an idiot and ridiculing your looks I must say good job with the coverage of women playing games. Maybe next time we can get a few shots of games.
Well, he is from Ontario. Out here in BC it's always raining or steamy. Either heavy raincoats or thongs and tank tops.
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Certis not only takes shots of gaming women, but also is into some strange jekyll&hyde thing. Compare these two photos for reference and see Certis Shapeshifiting in front of the camera!
a) http://www.gamerswithjobs.com/modules/gallery/album10/IMG_0085
b) http://www.gamerswithjobs.com/modules/gallery/album10/IMG_0084
No hay banda!
What was up with image 20?
http://www.gamerswithjobs.com/module...
Was there a flash freeze? Either that or there is game with better graphics than I thought.
Whats up with pic #88? Kinda creepy. What do you get when you add crotch + demon dog? That.
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Oh, KrazyTaco, you fulfill all my wishes." -pneuman
"I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being called a dumbass by KrazyTaco." -Gravey
I see pictures of Cowboy Bebop. Please tell me you played the game and also tell me it's good. Did you get the chance to check out Full Metal Alchemist?
Yes. No.
Didn't look that great, however there was always a ridiculous line for it because you could win a cool Cowboy Bebop tshirt by beating the level. 3D beatemup with guns is what it looked like, if there was anything innovative there I didn't see it. I bet it has a great soundtrack, though I couldn't hear it over, well, everything.
Never before have so many double chins been gathered in a single place!
Well outside of pie eating contests anyway.
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." - Churchill
In the very last pic it looks like Fang is telling someone to shut the hell up through gritted teeth. That or he was constipated.
All in all it looked like you guys had a good time.
Hopefully E3 will come closer to the East Coast so that I can finagle a few of my contacts into getting me through the door. 8)
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cyrax wrote:Looks like Cartoonin continues to be a stud.
muttonchop wrote:The Big D screen is just cartoonin aiming a projector at his genitals
Great pics! Although I see Elysium is drinking a Corona. What kind of quasi-Canadian are you??
And now I see why you stayed in the hotel and played hearts instead of going out to strip joint -- all the strippers in LA were working at E3!!
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You should've seen him, sometimes he'd drink three Coronas! The man is an animal!
Oh mommy! A full head of slightly greasy nerd hair! Oh you guys, you totally know what I like.
That chick is pretty hot too, btw.
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Well it's not hard to imagine why they weren't smiling -- it looks like Sway is breaking wind in that pic!
"You know, hubbinsd, as much as I don't want to go into library science, I still think you're pretty sexy." -Wordsmythe
First off Certis is not from Ontario! He is from Manitoba. Elysium is most definitely not Canadian.
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There's something about those photos of him and the back pack that reinforce your position. That, in addition to the ginger hair and the permanent smile warrant him being nicknamed Corky.
Careful, three coronas can get you...only slightly buzzed!
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
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Hmmm, recalling that first night and who had beers left over at the end of the night, I think someone is projecting their own insecurities and incompetence.
And I still kicked their asses up and down the room in hearts! Watching Pyro's score exponentially increase as he drank was humorous. 0, 1, 4, 9, 25, 46, 72, ...
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You and Certis shared a 12 pack of Corona and had a couple left, I had a few Dos Equis left out of a 12 pack. I think my hearts score speaks for itself.
*edit* Though I don't know why we're arguing when we can all agree Sway can drink us all under the table in a minute flat.
If I was there, I would challenge Sway to see who can drink the most. My liver is made up of Pyro's mom and plexiglass. Large and invincible.
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Oh, KrazyTaco, you fulfill all my wishes." -pneuman
"I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being called a dumbass by KrazyTaco." -Gravey
It was mainly speed, as Sway could go through a 12 pack in under a minute.
10-1 odds that's exactly what he was doing.
I'll take that bet. **I'm betting on that he actually crapped his pants**
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Oh, KrazyTaco, you fulfill all my wishes." -pneuman
"I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being called a dumbass by KrazyTaco." -Gravey
I was going to bet that he was goosing one of them, but farting sounds more likely.
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
EvilHomer3k wrote:You are an evil, evil person.
Baron Of Hell wrote:YOU VILLAIN!
In LA they're known as "actresses."
Nah, that's just his "I'm-pretending-not-to-enjoy-touching-these-hot-chicks-for-the-wife look." I've used it myself.
Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men.
love the Puma hats though.
Is it pronounced "Pooma" or "Peeyooma?"
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
EvilHomer3k wrote:You are an evil, evil person.
Baron Of Hell wrote:YOU VILLAIN!
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