On Meeting The New Neighbor Girl

Roo wrote:

Collectively...we could implode her little pink, stripper world.

It could happen.

Would that create a pinkhole from which no man could escape?

LiquidMantis wrote:
Roo wrote:

Collectively...we could implode her little pink, stripper world.

It could happen.

Would that create a pinkhole from which no man could escape?

And that would be a change how?

Roo, you are a diabolical genius. I want this to happen for no reason other than I feel like a jerk right now :D.

LupusUmbrus wrote:

Possible "boogaba" alternatives:

maloogaba
bagoba
ookaba
bumboo
uggaboo
uggaba

Oogabad.

Alien13z wrote:

The stripper upstairs came down to Prederick's apartment looking like she had stayed up all night inhaling secondhand smoke and grinding the crotches of strange men, which she had. Prederick was not especially pleased to see her.
"I told you I'm not into your porn, or your drugs, and I'm not going to go all Cannibal Crowley on you. So go away," said Prederick. "Plus you didn't like my Predator figurine."
"That's not what I came here for."
"What? Do you want to borrow a cup of sugar?"
"Actually, I was wondering if you had a Dannon Light 'N Fit smoothie I could have. I need it...bad."

This gave Prederick pause, as surely no one who liked Dannon Light 'N Fit smoothies could be all bad.

"Sure, I can give you a Dannon Light 'N Fit smoothie"
"Wow, thats great, Amanda, Steve and I are just famished and we wanted something light while we watched some boob tube."
"Mmmky, well enjoy.

Later that night as the wet yougurty noises from upstairs kept Prederick from getting some sleep he regretted immensely giving away his last Dannon Light 'N Fit smoothie.

Boo! Bad ending! Thread must keep going! Go thread, go!

Badferret wrote:
Alien13z wrote:

The stripper upstairs came down to Prederick's apartment looking like she had stayed up all night inhaling secondhand smoke and grinding the crotches of strange men, which she had. Prederick was not especially pleased to see her.
"I told you I'm not into your porn, or your drugs, and I'm not going to go all Cannibal Crowley on you. So go away," said Prederick. "Plus you didn't like my Predator figurine."
"That's not what I came here for."
"What? Do you want to borrow a cup of sugar?"
"Actually, I was wondering if you had a Dannon Light 'N Fit smoothie I could have. I need it...bad."

This gave Prederick pause, as surely no one who liked Dannon Light 'N Fit smoothies could be all bad.

"Sure, I can give you a Dannon Light 'N Fit smoothie"
"Wow, thats great, Amanda, Steve and I are just famished and we wanted something light while we watched some boob tube."
"Mmmky, well enjoy.

Later that night as the wet yougurty noises from upstairs kept Prederick from getting some sleep he regretted immensely giving away his last Dannon Light 'N Fit smoothie.

But then Prederick remembered that he had just bought a new pack of the delicious berry and banana tastiness and put it behind the milk and OJ jugs. As he gazed past the jugs he could finally see what creamy goodness lies deep in the soul of his fridge and within the new stripper tart upstairs. Pleasure Town.

KrazyTacoFO wrote:

delicious *snip* jugs.

Just to get us back on topic.

There was another snip I could do with creamy goodness and stripper tart, but I thought that might be abit uncooth.

Ok, someone needs to go ahead and move this into the official cannon of required GWJ reading.

Elysium wrote:

Ok, someone needs to go ahead and move this into the official cannon of required GWJ reading.

Thanks for volunteering!

Elysium wrote:

Ok, someone needs to go ahead and move this into the official cannon of required GWJ reading.

Motion Seconded

Fillibuster!

LupusUmbrus wrote:

Possible "boogaba" alternatives:

maloogaba

Perfect. It has a very codefied, natural law connotation. I will use this and this only.

Maloogaba!

Elysium wrote:

Fillibuster!

I move to suspend the rules in order to move an immediate previous question, thus voting on the issue of whether or not this thread should be required reading.

FYI: This motion requires a 2/3 vote. However, as this vote can be taken by voice count and is this in the discretion of the chairperson, I may have to move myself chair pro tempore and decide, as per that discretion, that this motion passes.

...And now I'm ready to go to bed.

Attenzon citizens of Gamers wif Jobs.

Tis is ze German brigade. Ve are hier to end ze tyranny of ze Bureaucrats and re-inztitute ze glorious royal couple as sovereigns of our wundervoll webseit. As I speak to you, ve haf surprized ze leader of ze Bureaucrats in bed und are currently preparing to jack-boot him in ze head. Ze royal couple is on ze way to ze administrative control panel. Soon, everyzing vill be back to normal. Trust us. Ve haf experienz vif zis kind of fing.

A good night and long lif King Shawn, and his beautivoll wife, Sean!

Quintin_Stone wrote:

oogaba is simply the verbal expression at the joy of experiencing visual boobification.

If Oogaba were in the dictionary that's how I would define it.

Somebody call the Merriam-WebsterWebster people.

And send them a free Oogaba shirt, while we're at it

NemesisZero wrote:

Attenzon citizens of Gamers wif Jobs.

Tis is ze German brigade. Ve are hier to end ze tyranny of ze Bureaucrats and re-inztitute ze glorious royal couple as sovereigns of our wundervoll webseit. As I speak to you, ve haf surprized ze leader of ze Bureaucrats in bed und are currently preparing to jack-boot him in ze head. Ze royal couple is on ze way to ze administrative control panel. Soon, everyzing vill be back to normal. Trust us. Ve haf experienz vif zis kind of fing.

A good night and long lif King Shawn, and his beautivoll wife, Sean!

LupusUmbrus wrote:

Possible "boogaba" alternatives:

maloogaba

Mal... Bad. In the Latin.

NemesisZero wrote:

Attenzon citizens of Gamers wif Jobs.

Tis is ze German brigade. Ve are hier to end ze tyranny of ze Bureaucrats and re-inztitute ze glorious royal couple as sovereigns of our wundervoll webseit. As I speak to you, ve haf surprized ze leader of ze Bureaucrats in bed und are currently preparing to jack-boot him in ze head. Ze royal couple is on ze way to ze administrative control panel. Soon, everyzing vill be back to normal. Trust us. Ve haf experienz vif zis kind of fing.

A good night and long lif King Shawn, and his beautivoll wife, Sean!

Oooo! The Germans! I'm so scared! The Germans are coming!

/Montgomery Burns

Elysium wrote:

Fillibuster!

Where is my full reading of the phonebook? Start at the Z's make it interesting.

NemesisZero wrote:

Attenzon citizens of Gamers wif Jobs.

Tis is ze German brigade. Ve are hier to end ze tyranny of ze Bureaucrats and re-inztitute ze glorious royal couple as sovereigns of our wundervoll webseit. As I speak to you, ve haf surprized ze leader of ze Bureaucrats in bed und are currently preparing to jack-boot him in ze head. Ze royal couple is on ze way to ze administrative control panel. Soon, everyzing vill be back to normal. Trust us. Ve haf experienz vif zis kind of fing.

A good night and long lif King Shawn, and his beautivoll wife, Sean!

Welcome back, Your Highness! And your princess is looking lovely today, as always. Does she always carry around that Pillow while you two are staying together?

Folklore wrote:

Oooo! The Germans! I'm so scared! The Germans are coming!

/Montgomery Burns

Oh, now, see, I thought:

Turkish: Hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

dejanzie wrote:

And send them a free Oogaba shirt, while we're at it ;-)

http://www.coldforged.org/images/oogaba_shirt.jpg

(urlified to protect us all)

(Full size oogaba text here. (C) ColdForged Productions, Inc., 2007 All rights reserved. No warranties expressed or implied. Oogaba.)

I proclaim ColdForged king of the internets!

Dr._J wrote:

I proclaim ColdForged king of the internets!

MANTLE ACCEPTED!

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Dr._J wrote:

I proclaim ColdForged king of the internets!

Or king of making me feel awkward at work.

wordsmythe wrote:
Dr._J wrote:

I proclaim ColdForged king of the internets!

Or king of making me feel awkward at work.

Indeed, how racy! Let's burn down all the Hooters restaurants and save the children! Honestly, give me a break.

ColdForged wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
Dr._J wrote:

I proclaim ColdForged king of the internets!

Or king of making me feel awkward at work.

Indeed, how racy! Let's burn down all the Hooters restaurants and save the children! Honestly, give me a break.

I gotta go with wordsmythe there, I wasn't expecting the boobies on the t-shirt pick. Add to that my back is to the entrance of my cubicle and I can't always tell if there's someone back there.

Now, we can keep the Hooters as they have, uhm, food or drinks, uh WINGS! That's it.

Makes me revere the wisdom and foresight of my employer -- codforged.com is blocked by my proxy. Figures, I guess

Oogaba trumps the homoerotic banter in hot 2007.