On Meeting The New Neighbor Girl

I move that wordsmythe be booted in the head. Seconded? Seconded. All in favor? All opposed? MOTION CARRIES!

BOOM GOES THE LIGHTNING!

Quintin_Stone wrote:

I move that wordsmythe be booted in the head. Seconded? Seconded. All in favor? All opposed? MOTION CARRIES!

Can't second your own motion. Beyond that, I belive that may require a 1/5 second of all voting members present. Gimme 11 seconds and then we can move on to a vote. I will call for timed debate on the motion, with ample time allowed for me to feel that I can express my views on the subject of booting me in the head.

I will, of course, then move for a roll call vote, in which individuals are called on and then they vote.

If the motion seems destined to carry, I'll probably move to suspend the rules for some end or another.

And that doesn't begin to discuss things like filibusters.

I have a webcam, with built in webserver and security settings, that I am willing to lend. Comes with wall mount that is very useful.

wordsmythe wrote:

Can't second your own motion. Beyond that, I belive that may require a 1/5 second of all voting members present. Gimme 11 seconds and then we can move on to a vote. I will call for timed debate on the motion, with ample time allowed for me to feel that I can express my views on the subject of booting me in the head.

I will, of course, then move for a roll call vote, in which individuals are called on and then they vote.

If the motion seems destined to carry, I'll probably move to suspend the rules for some end or another.

And that doesn't begin to discuss things like filibusters.

*kick to the head* Too late!

Objection!

I cannot allow the beautiful imagery of our embraced term 'Oogaba', to be smeared into an image of booger encrusted poor hygiene via this mutated new form of the word.
I dont even think there is a fetish for what boogaba brings to mind.

Vote for Oogaba and vote for happy future.

- This message has been brought to you by the Clean Oogaba Lobbying Association.

wordsmythe wrote:
Folklore wrote:

These are good points.

Motion withdrawn. :)

You can't withdraw a motion that yopu only seconded. I have to withdraw it myself. And I won't! You'll have to table it or call "previous question"!

Hahaha! Roberts Rules strikes again!

Damn your dotted i!

Perhaps I have been less than clear. In today's culture of cheap soundbites, we may have become too accustomed to shooting from the hip in such a manner that some would relate to "filthy skimmers," but what I intended was this:

There is the need to differentiate oogaba from the sort of nasty wrongness that comes from severe perversions and corruptions of formerly wonderful oogaba. As part of this need, I quicky agree that oogaba, as a term, should only refer to that which is wonderful and good in the realm of carnal delight. This distinction, however, leaves a void in that there is no succint word to refer to the evil dark side of former oogaba.

My suggested term was to be pronounced "BOO-gaba."

I'd like to officially open the floor to further suggestions. At a future time, we can close the floor to such suggestions and more on to more substantive debate on the merits of the suggested new terms. Seeing no objections, the floor is now open to suggested terms for this anti-oogaba. Are there any such suggestions?

ahhhhh we are talking Jedi Oogaba and Sith Boogaba. I think i get it.

So boogaba might refer to:
- Severely sagging oogaba that hang lower than a person's knees.
- Oogaba with needle tracks
- Oogaba damaged during playstic(<-Freudian slip) surgery or revealing severe silicon lines
- Sore, pimple or wart covered oogaba
- Oogaba so heavily forested with hair, you must defoliate chemically.
- Oogaba that bite you back
- Oogaba that give a woman a back-ache (See I'm thinking of the ladies)
- Oogaba smeared with boogers
- Oogaba that bounce with seperate physic simulations?
- Oogaba with jaggies

Disclaimer: No oogaba were hurt in the posting of this message. And I apologize to anyone profusely if I have defamed an oogaba characteristic of choice.

Good lord...

Jesus Crist what have I done?!

I also apologize for any nightmares you experience tonight.

Too late now.

Warts? Fer crying out loud, warts?

Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:

Jesus Crist what have I done?!

Pray to the almighty Crist and he will shower you with oogaba.

Hemidal wrote:
Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:

Jesus Crist what have I done?!

Pray to the almighty Crist and he will shower you with oogaba.

Or be condemned to a life of boogaba!

This thread has veered far from the original glory. I, of course, am utterly innocent of any wrongdoing vis-a-vis the derailment. Truly the only thing that can save us is pictures. Failing that, a link. You, Pred, made vague references to some site wherein a search could be performed but provided no distinguishing features that may set her apart from others possibly in the same search.

Not that I searched. I didn't.

Rails are for Ruby! Long live free verse!

Prederick wrote:

She lives above me. Directly above me. I have a horrible feeling i'm going to have WAY TOO MANY accounts of her life.

OhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPlease

Folklore wrote:

Damn your dotted i!

Sigged!

This thread has taken about a dozen turns to the weird in the space of six pages.

I knew that there was a reason I like it here.

ColdForged wrote:

You, Pred, made vague references to some site wherein a search could be performed but provided no distinguishing features that may set her apart from others possibly in the same search.

I took up this quest, and after having to wade through page after page of "highest rated" pictures ("the horror, the horror"), was unable to spot any pictures of a girl in a room with pink walls covered with bad poetry.

Pred: at least get her MySpace link. Here's hoping it, as Weird Al says, "is all pimped out".

Funkenpants wrote:

I took up this quest, and after having to wade through page after page of "highest rated" pictures ("the horror, the horror"), was unable to spot any pictures of a girl in a room with pink walls covered with bad poetry.

You're a braver man than I, Mr. Pants.

ColdForged wrote:

This thread has veered far from the original glory. I, of course, am utterly innocent of any wrongdoing vis-a-vis the derailment. Truly the only thing that can save us is pictures. Failing that, a link. You, Pred, made vague references to some site wherein a search could be performed but provided no distinguishing features that may set her apart from others possibly in the same search.

Not that I searched. I didn't.

I tried, that search quickly went off on a tangent though. I'd have to say I'm not above another try if I had more information.

The stripper upstairs came down to Prederick's apartment looking like she had stayed up all night inhaling secondhand smoke and grinding the crotches of strange men, which she had. Prederick was not especially pleased to see her.
"I told you I'm not into your porn, or your drugs, and I'm not going to go all Cannibal Crowley on you. So go away," said Prederick. "Plus you didn't like my Predator figurine."
"That's not what I came here for."
"What? Do you want to borrow a cup of sugar?"
"Actually, I was wondering if you had a Dannon Light 'N Fit smoothie I could have. I need it...bad."

wordsmythe wrote:

There is the need to differentiate oogaba from the sort of nasty wrongness that comes from severe perversions and corruptions of formerly wonderful oogaba. As part of this need, I quicky agree that oogaba, as a term, should only refer to that which is wonderful and good in the realm of carnal delight. This distinction, however, leaves a void in that there is no succint word to refer to the evil dark side of former oogaba.

My suggested term was to be pronounced "BOO-gaba."

I'd like to officially open the floor to further suggestions. At a future time, we can close the floor to such suggestions and more on to more substantive debate on the merits of the suggested new terms. Seeing no objections, the floor is now open to suggested terms for this anti-oogaba. Are there any such suggestions?

Gotcha.

vbl wrote:

You cannot apply to oogaba a logic so notably absent during oogaba's spontaneous and untamed inaugural use.

To stop and think about oogaba is to undermine its fundamental meaning. That is:

Boobies? OOGABA.

I believe you're working from an incorrect inference. My initial response to this story was indeed "BOOGABA! NO!"

Possible "boogaba" alternatives:

maloogaba
bagoba
ookaba
bumboo
uggaboo
uggaba

Cthulhoogaba: because in that rare case when it's bad, it's downright evil.

It must be because it's really late here....

but I find it pretty...hilarious...this picture I have forming in my brain (no, not the Most Wonderful Object in the Universe from Time Bandits...but close).

Now, I know nothing about MySpace, pretty much by avoiding it like a zombie-infested plague. And yet...if there were a way for all of us, and I mean ALL OF US, to post on her MySpace page, you know, like how people can leave comments on your blog or whatever...

I just think it'd be damned funny. Collectively...we could implode her little pink, stripper world.

It could happen.