On Meeting The New Neighbor Girl

I'm tempted to buy you a webcam (with audio) so we can all live our lives through you, Pred.

magnus wrote:

I'm tempted to buy you a webcam (with audio) so we can all live our lives through you, Pred.

Something tells me that before long he'll just be able to give us his neighbor's URL. She likes the pr0n and is already distributing it. It's only a matter of time.

Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:

Where's DuckiDeva, a one-time strip club manager?

Why am I only learning of this now?

Prederick wrote:

She lives above me. Directly above me. I have a horrible feeling i'm going to have WAY TOO MANY accounts of her life.

Do what I did, get an airhorn.

Vector wrote:
Prederick wrote:

She lives above me. Directly above me. I have a horrible feeling i'm going to have WAY TOO MANY accounts of her life.

Do what I did, get a periscope.

Truthified!

Rat Boy wrote:
Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:

Where's DuckiDeva, a one-time strip club manager?

Why am I only learning of this now?

Indeed, a shame.

But that is true. I think she divulged us a couple of years ago when she was still active in the forum. It was actually occasioned by Mex telling about his brief romance with a stripper, and Deva told that she knows firsthand how crazy they all are, from the days when she ran a strip club.

Run away.

Insane.

magnus wrote:

I'm tempted to buy you a webcam (with audio) so we can all live our lives through you, Pred.

I'd just like to note that my life really isn't very exciting. These interesting stories are few and far between, believe me.

Is her roommate available?

LupusUmbrus wrote:

Is her roommate available?

He's already picked his intern, you filthy skimmer.

I love this site.

Alien13z wrote:
LupusUmbrus wrote:

Is her roommate available?

He's already picked his intern, you filthy skimmer.

Doh! I have to admit though, after the original post, bagga's finger->butt icon, and the violated goat, I'm afraid my focus was starting to waver.

Prederick wrote:

I'd just like to note that my life really isn't very exciting.

By choice, apparently.

Awesome story, Pred, and great writing. I like this story even more than the one about your roommate with a penchant for using your pots and pans while sporting nothing but dirty underwear, and even more than the drunken Guitar Hero story. Your stories share common themes of hilarity and awesomeness, while yet running the gamut from strippers with porn, to musical heroics, to overexposed man-ass. I salute you.

Lobo, you like words a lot don't you?

I have not had time to read all the comments. And Goog willing, I will do it at work tomorrow. But, hell, seeing this first post hit the forums was like watching a man dump 35 tons of chum into the ocean.

Prederick, I salute you.

GWJ, I love you.

Coldforged, thank you.

Prederick wrote:
magnus wrote:

I'm tempted to buy you a webcam (with audio) so we can all live our lives through you, Pred.

I'd just like to note that my life really isn't very exciting. These interesting stories are few and far between, believe me.

It's not the quantity but the quality that matters. Now go outside and run into her and come back to tell us more wacky stuff. And please lend a cam somewhere and add some Oogaba to this thread. (you will win the internet for it, twice!)

It has come to my attention that term "Oogaba" is being used way too loosely. Oogaba is supposed to signify something wholesome and blissful and... good. A dysfunctionally promiscuous stripper does not fall into that category.

BTW, Pred: is she white? Just wondering.

Vector wrote:

Lobo, you like words a lot don't you?

"Cookie Monster, you like cookies a lot don't you?"
"Jughead, you like hamburgers a lot don't you?"
"Crazy-Stripper-Girl, you like pr0n and cocaine a lot don't you?"

Yeesh.

Vector wrote:

Lobo, you like words a lot don't you?

Also, water is f*cking wet.

Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:

It has come to my attention that term "Oogaba" is being used way too loosely. Oogaba is supposed to signify something wholesome and blissful and... good. A dysfunctionally promiscuous stripper does not fall into that category.

Hey now, oogaba is simply the verbal expression at the joy of experiencing visual boobification. None of us can comment on whether or not they're wholesome and blissful and good until we see them for ourselves.

I propose that oogaba which is not good should be termed "boogaba."

wordsmythe wrote:

I propose that oogaba which is not good should be termed "boogaba."

He's a witch. Burn him!

wordsmythe wrote:

I propose that oogaba which is not good should be termed "boogaba."

Seconded. Avoid the boogaba.

Quintin_Stone wrote:
Vector wrote:

Lobo, you like words a lot don't you?

Also, water is f*cking wet.

Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:

It has come to my attention that term "Oogaba" is being used way too loosely. Oogaba is supposed to signify something wholesome and blissful and... good. A dysfunctionally promiscuous stripper does not fall into that category.

Hey now, oogaba is simply the verbal expression at the joy of experiencing visual boobification. None of us can comment on whether or not they're wholesome and blissful and good until we see them for ourselves.

Do we need a word for tactile boobification?

wordsmythe wrote:

I propose that oogaba which is not good should be termed "boogaba."

Can we expand that to "bleurgaba" for really bad? Or do we not pollute The Oogaba with negative versions?

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Hey now, oogaba is simply the verbal expression at the joy of experiencing visual boobification. None of us can comment on whether or not they're wholesome and blissful and good until we see them for ourselves.

Seconded. *edited for slowposting*

wordsmythe wrote:

I propose that oogaba which is not good should be termed "boogaba."

That term would just be begging to be a malapropism. The first syllable sounds too similar to the object of the original term. Maybe you could Mxyzptlk it... abagoo.

Crouton wrote:

abagoo.

Isn't that what you get when you run over a member of ABBA?

Folklore wrote:

Do we need a word for tactile boobification? :)

One answer is below Chumpy's avatar:

Location: Pursuing absolute Cupness

'boogaba' seems to closely related to the 'booger' family of words.

I must protest.

These are good points.

Motion withdrawn.

Folklore wrote:

These are good points.

Motion withdrawn. :)

You can't withdraw a motion that yopu only seconded. I have to withdraw it myself. And I won't! You'll have to table it or call "previous question"!

Hahaha! Roberts Rules strikes again!