Japan's Hidden Bosoms

ColdForged wrote:

(I have no idea what this exclamation means, but it sounds so friggin' sweet.)

I hope that we've just witnessed the birth of a new internet word.

Rat Boy wrote:
ColdForged wrote:

(I have no idea what this exclamation means, but it sounds so friggin' sweet.)

I hope that we've just witnessed the birth of a new internet word.

I smell a new GWJ Meme! Oogaba!

It appears that these hidden bosoms have not been revealed as I had hoped for when clicking on this thread. I am now stuck at work with thoughts of mysterious asian bosoms which has not gone away with the reading of the article. Oogaba indeed ...

KaterinLHC wrote:

stuff

Kat, I wouldn't take what any dude says about "preferences" too seriously.
Attitude + Healthy = Sexy, independent of minor proportional differences.
Smart + Sexy = Interesting.
Interesting + Willing = "Preferred"

Oogaba is the best GWJ meme this side of the Wiener Bomb. Good one, dejanzie. You raajts so sexy indeed.

I don't think bosom conveys the Super Happy nuance that the term boobies does. In the spirit of international sharing....

Class, in Japan boobies are:

oppai

OR

paipai (doesnt just saying this, bring a smile to your face)

Now, for homework, I want each of you to go home and caress the nearest (conscenting) paipai as you practice your new vocabulary.

PissedYeti wrote:

It appears that these hidden bosoms have not been revealed as I had hoped for when clicking on this thread. I am now stuck at work with thoughts of mysterious asian bosoms which has not gone away with the reading of the article. Oogaba indeed ...

When I see a link that says "Hidden Bosoms" I expect that link to do some revealing of said bosoms. There may be a credit card involved, or some page of cryptic Russian text trying to sell me a wireless camera, but in the end there would still be naked bosoms. I think this is a reasonable expectation for someone on the internet to have, and I intend to write my congressman about this transgression against internet law.

By Verra, this thread delivers! Not what it promised, but it delivers!

And I must say, I see no need for concealment or shame.

<---- previously a fan of all sorts, but now fixated on the two best.

When you grow up as a sensitive, artsy type who respects women, it takes a while to get comfortable with one specific fact about hetero men including yourself:

Heterosexual men have three autonomic responses, controlled by the medula oblongata (Oogaba!), these being: heart beat, breathing, and looking at boobies.

Unlike dejanzie, there is no disconnect for me in the size of boobies I prefer looking at, and the size I prefer fitting with a nice hand bra (of my own hands, of course).

Still, preferences aside, there is something to be said for the great diversity of shapes and sizes one can oggle. My wife has gone up at least a couple sizes with the pregnancy and now with our little girl here and all. I just tell her "I like the variety."

One disconnect you should be aware of (speaking to the women here) is that what one oggles from 15+ ft away has nothing to do with how I would treat someone I know and/or am going to meet. Autonomic booby watching just...happens. I certainly see the whole person, and don't have conversations with bras, with random acquaintances and friends. This is a learned skill, however. At age 16...you just talk to the boobies, even if you are a sensitive, artsy, feminist geek.

One disconnect you should be aware of (speaking to the women here) is that what one oggles from 15+ ft away has nothing to do with how I would treat someone I know and/or am going to meet. Autonomic booby watching just...happens. I certainly see the whole person, and don't have conversations with bras, with random acquaintances and friends.

That's what I meant, actually

Erm... oogaba?

Yeah, it's a genetic thing to look at 'em, regardless of the size. If they're bigger it just means they're easier to spot, and there's more to, erm, take in.

But really, I've never bothered about size once I'm getting nipple-to-nipple. Usually just too honoured to have access in the first place

Still, this is the most "useless thread without pics" I've yet to read.

p.s. Is it just me or is oogaba the onomatopoeic word for the noise a man makes upon putting his head betwixt a females bosoms' - as in "oogababababa"

Kat:

No need to be puzzled. In regard to female form, the onlooking males behave in the same way they would when exposed to objectified-to-vulgarity stimuli.

Such as exotic sports cars.

Most males don't mind ogling, say, piping hot Eurpoean exotics. Or really tricked out one-off customs with some eye-catching surgery done on em. Some would even strive to casually pose as knowledgeable experts the areas of design, production, and usage of these. Some won't. But even those who put on a show of their tastes being offended by these outlandish vehicles wouldn't mind at all touching one, sitting in one, or maybe even taking one for a ride.

Even though it goes without saying, of course, that 99% of such males realize that they're way out of these fine rides' leagues. And the deal is not only in the rides being too extravagant. It's that these males are too moribund as well. Aging, pudgy, pasty-faced, with $1K on a BestBuy card after the purchase of this year's requisites of electronic self-pleasure, rooming in a rental apartment with 3 other have-nots, they simply don't measure up to these rides so as to meet the balance of extravagance and common sense somewhere in the middle.

So, even though such guys won't mind hitting the road in a red Maranello just as much as they like ogling it, they're going for a gray Corolla and proclaim the latter as their sensible choice, well, because they don't have any other choice to make.

You're wise, Gorilla.

BTW it's the same thing with women. They LOVE looking at a nice male butt, I KNOW this, and some will deny it, but you'll catch them looking every time. So let's not have a double standard here, allright?

Sure Mex, as soon as your butt is hung in such a way as to make it impossible to see your face properly over it while you're having a discussion.

I'm not knocking looking. I enjoy pure visceral landscape appreciation as much as the next person. I'm knocking the people who can't do it in a discreet fashion, and can't seem to function on any other level while they're doing it.

My tits have never had anything cogent to say about N-tier server architecture. So when we're talking about that, try looking at my face instead. Then we'll both be fine.

momgamer wrote:

Sure Mex, as soon as your butt is hung in such a way as to make it impossible to see your face properly over it while you're having a discussion. ;)

I may not know much about Oogaba lady, but your bosom presents that kind of a problem for you...

PIXSPLZKTHX.

I mean really, that'd just be obscene. How can you cook anything over the stove? When was the last time you saw your feet? When it rains do your legs get wet?

momgamer wrote:

My tits have never had anything cogent to say about N-tier server architecture. So when we're talking about that, try looking at my face instead. Then we'll both be fine.

If only I hadn't changed my sig already.

momgamer wrote:

My tits have never had anything cogent to say about N-tier server architecture.

But it doesn't hurt to ask them!

PissedYeti wrote:

It appears that these hidden bosoms have not been revealed as I had hoped for when clicking on this thread. I am now stuck at work with thoughts of mysterious asian bosoms which has not gone away with the reading of the article. Oogaba indeed ...

Seeing the lack of visual aids in this thread, I shall provide this. It is semi NSFW.
While the provided visual aid is relatively ancient in Internet years, it is still relevant. Discuss.

I'll be back in Japan in about 3 years. Alien Love Gardener, you still going to be there by then?

Prederick wrote:

PIXSPLZKTHX.

Cute. Real cute. No pix.

The problem is not for me. The problem is the marketing contractor twit who tried to use that as an excuse for oggling me when I was speaking in front of a conference room of people so blatantly he even grossed out the other guys. He was an utter ass who later got himself fired by stalking Steve Ballmer.

But you're right in some respects. I do have to be careful not to pull a Mrs. Doubtfire when I'm cooking. Archery is right out. Had to quit the track team in ninth grade.

I have a better idea than pix. Go into the lingerie section of a store, and pick up a 40 DD bra. Go into the fitting rooms. Put it on. Stuff it with paper or something until it's properly filled. Then look down.

Make sure you take it off before leaving the fitting room unless you want to buy it to test the rainstorm theory yourself.

Vector wrote:

I'll be back in Japan in about 3 years. Alien Love Gardener, you still going to be there by then?

In three years? God knows. I won't still be here, I'm going back to Finland in August, but I might have made it back here by then.

I may hit up Japan this summer. I plan on wearing this as often as I can.

momgamer wrote:
Prederick wrote:

PIXSPLZKTHX.

Cute. Real cute. No pix.

The problem is not for me. The problem is the marketing contractor twit who tried to use that as an excuse for oggling me when I was speaking in front of a conference room of people so blatantly he even grossed out the other guys. He was an utter ass who later got himself fired by stalking Steve Ballmer.

But you're right in some respects. I do have to be careful not to pull a Mrs. Doubtfire when I'm cooking. Archery is right out. Had to quit the track team in ninth grade.

I have a better idea than pix. Go into the lingerie section of a store, and pick up a 40 DD bra. Go into the fitting rooms. Put it on. Stuff it with paper or something until it's properly filled. Then look down.

Make sure you take it off before leaving the fitting room unless you want to buy it to test the rainstorm theory yourself.

Jesus. Christ. I'm just jerking your chain.

P.S. - I'll have you know i'm a 36B and a pretty pretty princess.

Sorry - my chain seems to be attached to EVERYTHING today. I'm fourteen hours into a twelve hour day and I have got to get home and get dinner for the kids.

AAARGGGHHHHH!

Then I promise, in the future, to ease your day by not asking for pictures, even in an ironic sense, in Internet shorthand.

In the future, it will be a 2500-word missive explaining why Oogaba is way more interesting than N-Tier servers.

Prederick wrote:

In the future, it will be a 2500-word missive explaining why Oogaba is way more interesting than N-Tier servers.

I don't even know what either term means, but automatically I know oogaba's got quite a bit over the other thing.

Alien Love Gardener wrote:
Vector wrote:

I'll be back in Japan in about 3 years. Alien Love Gardener, you still going to be there by then?

In three years? God knows. I won't still be here, I'm going back to Finland in August, but I might have made it back here by then.

I like to plan ahead :D.

Pred

Prederick wrote:

Then I promise, in the future, to ease your day by not asking for pictures, even in an ironic sense, in Internet shorthand.

In the future, it will be a 2500-word missive explaining why Oogaba is way more interesting than N-Tier servers.

And I promise to try to remember to look check and make sure the claws are all the way in before I start typing.

And I'd like to read that missive (even if you're giving me crap about the fact that I'm verbose )Oogaba is signifigantly more interesting than N-tier servers. No matter what it is. It would HAVE to be.

Roo wrote:

Heterosexual men have three autonomic responses, controlled by the medula oblongata (Oogaba!), these being: heart beat, breathing, and looking at boobies.

Not just heterosexual men. I have a couple of gay co-workers who are ginormous boob-hounds, and have been caught more than once chatting to the twins. I think it's just a male thing, even if said male is doing nothing but assessing and moving on.

Paipai. Oogaba.

I thought this subject might come up. You know, momgamer, I did try out "your world" once. I was singing in Gilbert and Sullivan's "Mikado" and several of us samurai noticed that when we were about 70% of the way through the make-up and costume process, it was pretty ambiguous whether we'd end up as samurai or drag queens. We all had wig caps (so we could put on the 'shaved-head, top-knot' samurai wigs), our eyebrows were waxed down and made over (so we could draw huge black eyebrows much higher on our heads), we were wearing tights and t-shirts for this process until everything was set (and then the elaborate samurai clothes would go on). After the friday night performance it's traditional to have our "Semi and Formal Party." Some people dress formal...some people dress semi (cut offs and t-shirts being okay for "semi").

Five of us reversed a bit of the make-up process, re-drew our eyebrows, added (more) lipstick, etc., borrowed some clothes and went in drag. Formally. I borrowed a very formal dress from a woman who had lost alot of weight and was happy to see her old clothes on someone else. One of her old bras (don't know the size, but I believe it topped the 40 DD by a bit) also went on me, with t-shirts stuffed in the cups.

I got felt up by more people that night. Most of them were women, wanting to know what i'd used as padding. But you know, after a while I was like, "Hey, hey, hey, they might be fake but these are mine. Ask before you just start grabbing." Of course, I amused myself throughout most of the evening by looking for whoever appeared the most uncomfortable with the five of us in drag (I looked like a big scray drag queen, not some chick) and I'd bounce up to them in my best lispy, 20 inch flaming, SuperGay voice. The joke did not get old for me. One of the five guys was more disturbing for many people (especially his girlfriend) cause he borrowed her very slim dress, and he...well, he looked better in it than she did.

So yes, I did try out the big cleavage lifestyle for an evening. Mixed results, really.