You know what I like best about watching television? It means I get a chance to eat. I just can't sit down to a plate of food when I'm playing games. Sure I can usually take quick bites of a sandwich in between races, or maybe work my way through a bagel while a map loads, but I just don't have good access to the foods I love. I'm talking about the foods that make napkins transparent, or the ones that stain your fingers. Nothing will gum up a controller faster than Cheetle-coated fingers, despite the fact that in all other regards Cheetos (btw, when did they get rid of the hyphenated Chee-tos spelling?) are the perfect snack. Grilled cheese and fried chicken are completely out of the question because any cat can tell you there's little worse than a greasy mouse. Let's not forget the worst offense to any keyboard, sticky foods. Anyone who has accidently tipped over their Mountain Dew or, perhaps, their gin and tonic knows you usually have to buy a whole new computer after such an incident. French toast has no place near the computer. So, until we have some real innovation, I'm forced to fit in a few hours of TV each week just to get my nosh on.
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Why do people have to EAT when watching TV? Slobs...
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That nacho can is making me hungry, does that make me a horrible person?
Last night I inhaled 4 chocolate chip cookies while a map loaded for BFV. Thank god the map loads are soooooo slow
Unfortunately, my wife started talking to me halfway through cookie #4. I had to try to respond with a mothful of choco-goodness.
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As opposed to what, eating while swimming? I'm a multitasker. I need to be doing at least two things at all times. For instance, right now, as I type this, I'm also sculpting a scale model of the Rancor Pit from Return of the Jedi out of Aveeno Intense Relief Hand Cream and seventeen popsicle sticks.
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Good.
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Thanks Sway, I'll never eat again due to my inability to remove the notion of drinkable cheese from my mind.
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Nacho, Nacho Can! I want to be, a Nacho Can.
Thanks, now I'll have _that_ song in my head all day.
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Arh... all this talk of Nacho makes me want some...
You guys are patently ignoring the most repulsive part of this comic... "Cheesesteak Smoothie". I mean, really, if any two words together provide more nausea potential, I don't know them. Aside from "Roseann Barr" and "Justin Timberlake" of course. Those are simply obvious.
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I hate standard nachos. Putting them in a can makes it worse. Now I'm going to have that taste stuck on my tongue the rest of the day.
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
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Nacho Nacho makes you Macho! Oh yeah.
I don't like Nachos really, but the idea is gold. I prefer Doritos with orange juice.
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I'm just glad he didn't color this one.
i thought the whole idea behind bullet-time was to allow for more snacking between trigger pulls.
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Great, now I have it stuck in my head. But atleast it got rid of the Scampi song.
Back in the good ol' days of Beavis and Butthead on MTV, I remember wandering what the hell were those nacho's. Nobody was selling them here yet, so I was puzzled. From what I could see, they looked and acted pretty much like standard potato chips, but they were "nacho's".
Anyway, canning them isn't bad idea at all. Those things are messy.
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Hehe, damn funny comic and I laughed again at the nacho, nacho, man song!