A Message For My Girlfriend

Desram/Jessiechrist?

Chum wrote:

Oh please, as if clover really exists. Does anyone else find it suspicious that their names are an anagram for MURDER ICE GLOVE??!

I didn't until you pointed it out. Now I'm scared.

Elysium wrote:

Yeah, so who is going to go ahead and put this on in the Goodjer Commandments? Its time has come, and come quick.

Done!

Krazytaco/PyromanFO

Wow this is so much more awesome than a DDT.

"Remember that bowl of ramen you left sitting out next week?" - sigged

Sesos wrote:

"Remember that bowl of ramen you left sitting out next week?" - sigged

Oh. OH. Now I get it. I is teh dumb.

She's not here right now, but I told clover there was a chance this would get put on the Commandments. Now she's famous.

Chum wrote:

Oh please, as if clover really exists. Does anyone else find it suspicious that their names are an anagram for MURDER ICE GLOVE??!

Not only that, but also:

COVE IDLER, ME RUG and RICE DRUG, LOVE EM

Mmmmhmmm. quite peculiar, I would say. It's obvious to me now. Demi isn't a hair dresser. He's a toupee salesman. On the beach. Yeah. And he keeps a lookout for the drug runners, see. Rice drug runners. Clover, well...she's the brains of the operation. But I've said too much. Only my zombies and laser sharks can protect me from the Cove Idler Toupee Rice Cartel.

Welcome aboard Clover!

Grumpicus/Quicksilver

Mr.Green wrote:

Krazytaco/PyromanFO

Pyro's the cheating spoon though.

Tyrian/Dragonfly
Robear/Kiri
SwampYankee/MrGreen

I am dissapointed in you all, 6 whole pages on a thread about a female, and not one single picture request?!
Damn those Ads, they've demeaned us all into a horid state!

I go to work for a day, I see friends, I hit the bars, I come home tired and midly buzzed, and I trip across this.

I cannot take this sh*t. Honest and true, I cannot.

Don't forget Lobo and His Booze!

Fantastic.

Sometimes the wife comes in and lurks as a guest, just so she can keep up with what the hell I am talking about.

It has been said, but it's worth repeating:

This...thread...delivers!

JimmDogg wrote:

It has been said, but it's worth repeating:

This...thread...delivers!

Sweet...

I'd like a medium with pepperoni please, hold the garlic sauce.

Demiurge wrote:

She's not here right now, but I told clover there was a chance this would get put on the Commandments. Now she's famous. :)

Chance? Try reading up a couple of posts.

This one's mine, but as you can see, she never posts here.

Wow. Just wow.

Fedaykin98 wrote:
1Dgaf wrote:

I think Oldmanscene is Fletcher's brother.

Yeah...what are you saying? :razz:

We are NOT from Arkansas!

Welcome to having part of your life openly enjoyed on the internet.
It's not so bad.

(p.s. at some point my ex-wife told me that she had remembered I liked GWJ, snooped for posts, and at the time the first three Legend of Roo posts were up and full. she mentioned never snooping like that again.... Unrelated in the positive/negative sense, but funny nonetheless.)

Roo wrote:

(p.s. at some point my ex-wife told me that she had remembered I liked GWJ, snooped for posts, and at the time the first three Legend of Roo posts were up and full. she mentioned never snooping like that again.... Unrelated in the positive/negative sense, but funny nonetheless.)

Pwned!

Roo wrote:

(p.s. at some point my ex-wife told me that she had remembered I liked GWJ, snooped for posts, and at the time the first three Legend of Roo posts were up and full. she mentioned never snooping like that again.... Unrelated in the positive/negative sense, but funny nonetheless.)

Roo's ex-wife wrote:

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

Roo wrote:

(p.s. at some point my ex-wife told me that she had remembered I liked GWJ, snooped for posts, and at the time the first three Legend of Roo posts were up and full. she mentioned never snooping like that again.... Unrelated in the positive/negative sense, but funny nonetheless.)

Ahhh, the sweet smell of karmic retribution.

oldmanscene24 wrote:
Fedaykin98 wrote:
1Dgaf wrote:

I think Oldmanscene is Fletcher's brother.

Yeah...what are you saying? :razz:

We are NOT from Arkansas!

That's what makes it such a taboo.

Mixolyde wrote:

A new fill in the blank game:
Everytime a girl registers on GWJ _______.

  • an angel gets its wings,
  • or a nerd loses his virginity,
  • or God kills a kitten,
  • or something equally crazy

[*]they immediately regret it.

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gtnissanfan wrote:

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Pure gold!

So does that section of the graph that levels off (at the 140 mark, between clover's appearance and elysium's request) correspond to when Certis came in complaining about gossiping old hens?

Freaking kill joy!

Long live Elysium!

Do one for how long it takes people to get to 1000 posts!