The first user to reach 1000 posts was our very own Lord of the Rats and it's quite possible he still holds the lead for most posts in the forums. Just who is this Rat with all the spare time?
Ok, so that's not an actual picture of Rat Boy but I had to take a stab at it.
Who the devil are you?
I am Rat Boy, Lord of the Rats! Fear my rat powers! I also have been called by Mike, Stinky, That Guy That Keeps Staring at You, and Dammit, Son.
What are you supposed to be doing during the day when youÂ're reading GWJ?
Right now, I should be studying for my GMATs so I can get into a MBA program. Then again, I never studied for tests during my undergraduate days, so why mess with something that's worked for me?
When youÂ're not working or gaming, what do you do with your time?
Not much, really. Reading, riting, and the ocassional rithmetic. Oh, and booze. Plenty of booze, if you couldn't tell.
How about family? Do you have any kids?
Me? Single, presently. Zero children that have come forward...so far.
What was your favorite game over the last year or so? Why?
Last year? I'd say it'd have to be "Knights of the Old Republic." I literally lost a couple of weeks of my life playing it over and over again during the holidays. The plot makes the prequel movies look like Ewok films. Plus there's so much depth that I still need to go back to see everything.
Which game are you looking forward to most?
At the moment, it is a toss-up between "Battlefield: Vietnam" and "Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow." Unfortunately for my wallet, they're both coming out at the same time.
What is your fondest gaming memory?
Recently, being called a saber throwing whore during the first and only "Jedi Academy" GWJ session. You guys gotta watch out for the boomerang effect!
Finally, why do you play games at all? Why havenÂ't you outgrown them?
I have a chemical imbalance that makes me prone to addiction. Or brain damage. One of those two.
Thanks for taking the time to answer our hard-hitting questions!
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That's just how I always imagined you.
"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
Booooo!!! We want a real picture.
PSN ID: Haul_N_Oats
I think there was more than one Jedi Academy session, though I do remember you being a sabre throwing whore.
PICTURE!
I'd send in my picture if I thought Certis would actually post my ugly mug up there.
CHICKEN!
Would it help if I said an ex described me as Ben Affleck without the ass-chin?
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
EvilHomer3k wrote:You are an evil, evil person.
Baron Of Hell wrote:YOU VILLAIN!
Good profile, but -100 for a lack of a real picture.
I started my own blog so when I feel the need to make an ass out of myself, I won't have as far to go.
...scary isn't it!
I'll say this. I used to think I had hairy arms until I saw that picture.
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
EvilHomer3k wrote:You are an evil, evil person.
Baron Of Hell wrote:YOU VILLAIN!
Not really
PSN ID: Haul_N_Oats
I don't know, I think it would kinda ruin the mysterious aura surrounding the Lord of the Rats to see an actual picture. Besides, I'll always think of you as Evil Matthau.
Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men.
Funny how avatar works, innit Cloke? He ought'a give us a real pic though.
Panem et circenses
"You really need to smoke a tree first to appreciate that one." - Sanjuro
That picture will make you do a double take for the first time. What the hell? Oh...
And now we may have a reason to play again.
I wish you guys would stop encouraging him.
EvilHomer3k wrote:You are an evil, evil person.
Baron Of Hell wrote:YOU VILLAIN!
Oh man, you guys all look so handsome! I'm reticent to send my pic in, I think I won't fit in with all you jock types.
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