Guess the Movie from the quote

So IMDB contradicts it self? Crazy!

The trained mind does not need a watch. Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss.

Same movie. Maybe a little easier...

Breathe out... slowly... do not gulp. If you do not breathe correctly, you do not move correctly. Pitiful. I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work.
I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds.
Watch where you're going, ya dumb ass!

Well, double dumb ass on you!

Dr_Awkward wrote:
The trained mind does not need a watch. Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss.

Same movie. Maybe a little easier...

Breathe out... slowly... do not gulp. If you do not breathe correctly, you do not move correctly. Pitiful. I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work.

ah man that sounds liek that late 80s spy action flick...grr what the heck was the name, some agent is trained by this weird old kung-fu (or whatever) master, who likes to stand on his gut, and run across water/concrete... something Remo Williams, I think.

Remo Williams

Yep beat me to it!

Dr_Awkward wrote:
What does it do?

Do? Kills the enemy.

All the enemy?

Aye, all the enemy. All their wives, and all their children, and all their sheep, and all their cattle, and all their cats and dogs. All of them: all of them gone for good.

That's horrible.

Ahh. Well, you see, the advantage is you don't have to see one single one of them die. You just sit comfortably thousands of miles away from the battlefield and simply press the button.

Well, where's the fun in that?

Baron Munchausen

[Here's a tougher one:

We need to get bigger guns. BIG F*CKING GUNS!

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Split Second? (The one with the drug dealer aliens?).. I just remember some nerdy type freaking out and shouting that..

Was that "Big Guns" line from a bad Rutger Hauer movie?

Now you are going to tell me everything you know about Italian food.

The one about waking the bears sounds like Anchorman.

Johnvanjim wrote:

[Here's a tougher one:

We need to get bigger guns. BIG F*CKING GUNS!

Split Second? (The one with the drug dealer aliens?).. I just remember some nerdy type freaking out and shouting that..[/quote]

That's the name of the bad Hauer flick I was thinking of. Actually, it's not that bad really.

My favorite of all time.

You try that crazy s**t, pull a piece on the lanes? I'll take it away from you, shove it up your @$$ and pull the trigger until the gun goes click.
Quintin_Stone wrote:

I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds.

The Last Starfighter.

Indignant wrote:

My favorite of all time.

You try that crazy s**t, pull a piece on the lanes? I'll take it away from you, shove it up your @$$ and pull the trigger until the gun goes click.

The Big Lebowski?

Johnvanjim wrote:

Split Second? (The one with the drug dealer aliens?).. I just remember some nerdy type freaking out and shouting that..

Yeah, but someone already got it. But wow, there were no drug dealer aliens in it.
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Indignant wrote:

Was that "Big Guns" line from a bad Rutger Hauer movie?

Dude! IMAGE(http://rps.net/QS/Images/Smilies/voodoo.gif)
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Indignant wrote:

That's the name of the bad Hauer flick I was thinking of. Actually, it's not that bad really.

Okay, all is forgiven. It's totally campy and hilarious. Not to be taken seriously.

You're dead to me, boy. You're more dead to me than your poor, dead mother.
Watch where you're going, ya dumb ass!

Well, double dumb ass on you!

Star Trek IV

H.P. Lovesauce wrote:
You're dead to me, boy. You're more dead to me than your poor, dead mother.

Zoolander!

- They want me to do a sequel.
- A sequel, to "Death of a Salesman"? Doesn't he die at the end of the first?
- Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge.
- Revenge? But, doesn't he kill himself?
- No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack... to Nazis...
-Wow!
It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead.

EDIT: Misquoted.

You shouldn't have fixed it, CF. You could have blathed us.

Person1: Whose serve?
Person2: Err...
Person1: Hesitation! Love... one.
Person2: Whose go?
Person1: Why?
Person2: Why not?
Person1: What for?
Person2: Foul! No synonyms! One... all.
Person1: What in God's name is going on?
Person2: Foul! No rhetoric! Two... one.
Person1: What does it all add up to?
Person2: Can't you guess?
Person1: Were you addressing me?
Person2: Is there anyone else?
Person1: Who?
Person2: How would I know?
Person1: Why do you ask?
Person2: Are you serious?
Person1: Was that rhetoric?
Person2: No.
Person1: Statement! Two all. Game point.
Person2: What's the matter with you today?
Person1: When?
Person2: What?
Person1: Are you deaf?
Person2: Am I dead?
Person1: Yes or no?
Person2: Is there a choice?
Person1: Is there a God?
Person2: Foul! No non sequiturs! Three... two, one game all.
Person1: What's your name?
Person2: What's yours?
Person1: You first.
Person2: Statement! One... love.
Person1: What's your name when you're at home?
Person2: What's yours?
Person1: When I'm at home?
Person2: Is it different at home?
Person1: What home?
Person2: Haven't you got one?
Person1: Why do you ask?
Person2: What are you driving at?
Person1: What's your name?
Person2: Repetition! Two... love. Match point.
Person1: Who do you think you are?
Person2: Rhetoric! Game and match!

Didn't even need to finish it Ducki, that is Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.

Ok how about this one.

Damn! We're in a tight spot!

also from the same movie

Person 1: Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?

Person 2: Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.

Person 1: Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly.

Person 2: Well I'm voting for yours truly too.

Person 3: Okay... I'm with you fellas.

Gaald wrote:
Damn! We're in a tight spot!

O' George Clooney, Where Art Thou?

ColdForged wrote:
It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead.

EDIT: Misquoted.

The Princess Bride.

I can tell that people are coming home from work, otherwise someone would have totally beaten me to that. This thread is all over that movie.

Montalban wrote:
ColdForged wrote:
It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead.

EDIT: Misquoted.

The Princess Bride.

I can tell that people are coming home from work, otherwise someone would have totally beaten me to that. This thread is all over that movie.

Eh, I woulda answered if that movie hadn't already been quoted half a dozen times.

You know, for kids!

I'm pretty sure I'm butchering this, but you should get the idea.

I'll expect to see you at the pearly gates.

I'll be there father, even if i have to pick the lock.

SillyRabbit wrote:
You know, for kids!

Hudsucker Proxy. I love that movie.

I'm yer huckleberry.
Did you see the size a' that goddamn c*ck-a-f***in'-doodle-doo?!?
duckilama wrote:

I'm yer huckleberry.

Tombstone

BabaGanoush wrote:

I'm pretty sure I'm butchering this, but you should get the idea.

I'll expect to see you at the pearly gates.

I'll be there father, even if i have to pick the lock.

I believe the monk said "I expect to see you at church this Sunday." Also I already did that one.