Goodjer Compound / Commune

Now that's putting the paleo in paleocon!

I call the room by the weapons locker.

I don't think they really have much upkeep. I mean, they're strike-hardened and designed to sustain life (safely) for quite some time. Some of the walls are 14 feet thick. I'd think a fresh coat of paint now and then would just about do it.

I'm in, but only if I get some cool shades, a wheelchair, a german accent, and an out of control arm that won't stop zieg hieling.
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Quintin_Stone wrote:

I call the room by the weapons locker.

Forget that. I call the weapons locker!

Forget that. I call the weapons!

GameGuru, when you have won the auction, can we stay over?

Jeb wrote:

Forget that. I call the weapons!

D'oh!

Mixolyde wrote:

Now that's putting the paleo in paleocon!

Seriously though, if you had to worry about a zombie horde, where would you rather be? Stuck underground with enclosed exits and no manner of affecting an egress plan? Or in a walled tower with three belt-fed machineguns with 360 fields of fire?

I say let Caesar's ghost cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

plus, you could hurl zombie head back onto them. Wasteland: Total War, man.

Are there strict rules about bodily hygiene? 'cause I'm only interested if there are.

oldmanscene24 wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

I call the room by the weapons locker.

Forget that. I call the weapons locker!

Feel free. With this crowd, it'd be too noisy in there for me.

Quintin_Stone wrote:
oldmanscene24 wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

I call the room by the weapons locker.

Forget that. I call the weapons locker!

Feel free. With this crowd, it'd be too noisy in there for me.

Seriously. I would probably have my own Jayne Cobb stash anyway.

Look at Certis's latest sig and tell me if you still think this is a good idea.

Paleocon wrote:

Seriously. I would probably have my own Jayne Cobb stash anyway.

You know it.

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That is all.

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Are there strict rules about bodily hygiene? 'cause I'm only interested if there are.

Who needs ya.

Paleocon wrote:
Mixolyde wrote:

Now that's putting the paleo in paleocon!

Seriously though, if you had to worry about a zombie horde, where would you rather be? Stuck underground with enclosed exits and no manner of affecting an egress plan? Or in a walled tower with three belt-fed machineguns with 360 fields of fire?

I say let Caesar's ghost cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

It depends. Is this particular zombification due to any sort of airborne infection? In which case, the bunker seems like the only viable option.

Montalban wrote:

I can definitely see this coming in handy as part of the Zombie Defense Initiative. Unfortunately, once you pay for it, you still have to (A) pay the property tax every year and (B) defend against graffiti artists as illustrated in the pics on the sales listing. And that's not even powering the place up.

We'd need to start a GWJ Zombie Defense Fund, or rent it out as a Data Storage/Bed and Breakfast.

Math is not my forte but: $1,000,000 / 300goodjers = $3,333USD per goodjer. Now, if I could somehow freeze my body in that facility after I died so I could be re-animated and cured in AD2136 then I'd go for it.

The property taxes are $550 because they don't count underground structures.

Edwin wrote:

The property taxes are $550 because they don't count underground structures.

Aha! Then rent out the above-ground acreage as a BMX dirtbike track and we'd be set. Looks like we have all our bases covered (pun intended). Let's go for it!

All your base are belong to us.

Montalban wrote:
Edwin wrote:

The property taxes are $550 because they don't count underground structures.

Aha! Then rent out the above-ground acreage as a BMX dirtbike track and we'd be set. Looks like we have all our bases covered (pun intended). Let's go for it!

Or we could build a small cozy town on top of the facility. Call it something folksy... like... umm... Opossum Town!

Goodjerville.

Racoon City.

oldmanscene24 wrote:

Goodjerville.

Gwjrat

GWJerusalem.

Stanistan!

Lobster's Mombai

Winnar!

What, no Weinerville? Weiner Bomb Town? Weiner City?

I'm disappointed in you guys.