I'll show you a picture of myself if you show one of yours. Deal?

Richy directed that play. Overheard at the rehearsal:

Actress: "Where should my hands be in this scene, Rich?"

Richy: "Uh, this is a very light-hearted scene- so why don't you give me a big hug and put your head down by my groinal area?"

IMAGE(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a41/richyrambo/Nine.jpg)

They tell me stripes are slimming...

No kidding. You look like a rod! Not to mention, that lady must have SUPER strength to hold you up with one arm!

RichyRambo wrote:

For those who don't remember (or can never forget):

(My Studly Pose)

Baggachipz in South Pacific

I only sent in that picture because if I didn't include one with my profile, they would have used something embarrassing

Behold, the tan of the Gods. Become mezmerized by the finely-crafted front butt. Experience the awe-inducing python-like arms, aptly named "Thunder" and "Lightning."

My camera is mostly pointed at my baby boy nowadays, but here's a picture of me training my nephew in the manly arts:
IMAGE(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d133/Salvaje1/shaving.jpg)

Man, some of you guys look eerily like friends of mine. Morro in particular bears a creepy resemblance to a good friend of mine, and Rubb Ed looks one hell of a lot like a guy I work with. And of course Certis looks like my long lost brother. I'm beginning to think that GWJ is a creation of my subconscious mind. Like I think I'm posting to the forum and everyone else just sees a 404 File Not Found message on the screen...

Seems like a small turnout considering we have 2000+ users. Still to be fair... only 200 are mostly active. Well, and 10 technically live here...

Most of you have seen this already, I think:
IMAGE(http://rps.net/QS/Images/me-jayne.jpg)

P.S. Nice avatar, Richy!

RichyRambo wrote:

They tell me stripes are slimming...

Vertical stripes, baby. Horizontal stripes just make your boobs look bigger.

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I'm in back. That's our friend Mark in front, the guy who owns the post-it note car.

That's actually just the first in an ongoing series of pictures of me engaging in vampire like activities on unsuspecting friends. these other ones were all taken by Mark with his fancy camera at a party two weekends ago; sooner or later I'll get shots with all my friends.

Edit: Also, it seems as though LiquidMantis is actually J. Allard's twin. Who knew?

Okay, I'll pile on. Since I always like to post pictures of me ROCKING YOUR F*CKING ASS OFF.

IMAGE(http://www.rockmymonkey.com/showreviews/livepix/seattleprogpower04/chiaroscuro/DSC00097.JPG)

Damn, that is One Flared Nostril, Zero.

hmm... One Flared Nostril. That'd make a good band name.

Look at how good this beer looks.

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Podunk wrote:

Okay, I'll pile on. Since I always like to post pictures of me ROCKING YOUR F*CKING ASS OFF.

IMAGE(http://www.rockmymonkey.com/showreviews/livepix/seattleprogpower04/chiaroscuro/DSC00097.JPG)

Certis plays guitar? Man, Certis is cool.

zeroKFE wrote:

Edit: Also, it seems as though LiquidMantis is actually J. Allard's twin. Who knew?

Fine, if you're going to be mean, here's a (bad) photo of the missus and me with my winter coat.

IMAGE(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a254/Liquidmantis/xmas.jpg)

Doc Awk looks happy to have a beer. He even has a dribble runway ready.

buzzvang wrote:

Damn, that is One Flared Nostril, Zero.

Indeed! Although I think that the crazed look in my eye is far more impressive.

This is a not very good pic of me, but it is apparently the only one that currently exists in an electronic, sharable format.

The uniform is from the Penn State Blue Band.

IMAGE(http://www.clubs.psu.edu/bones/people/behringer.jpg)

LiquidMantis wrote:
zeroKFE wrote:

Edit: Also, it seems as though LiquidMantis is actually J. Allard's twin. Who knew?

Fine, if you're going to be mean, here's a (bad) photo of the missus and me with my winter coat.

Heh, I actually meant that as a complement. If you ask me, J. Allard is one of the most suave (and best dressed) men in the industry.

Here's one of me with my girl friend, Bonnie.
IMAGE(http://www.fotofight.com/images/members/2432/portfolio/64947169.jpg)

Swat wrote:

Certis plays guitar? Man, Certis is cool.

See, that's what I'm saying! It's just too weird.

Holy sh*t Tyrian that's a scary amount of hair you had.

And because I can never resist an opportunity to go "Look at me! Look at me!", here's an uncomfortable closeup of me about five minutes ago, in my sh*tty cramped apartment, pasty features only illuminated by monitor glare and flash.
IMAGE(http://albin.abo.fi/~shoglund/stuff/Pictars/omg.jpg)

IMAGE(http://www.igniq.com/images/J_Allard_101005.jpg )IMAGE(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i217/duttyride/liquid.jpg)

You make the call.

zeroKFE wrote:

Heh, I actually meant that as a complement. If you ask me, J. Allard is one of the most suave (and best dressed) men in the industry.

Ah, well thanks then. I can dig the looking like neo-J, I just need to find a sports coat and clean up my old hoop earrings. Not so sure about retro-J though...

IMAGE(http://www.geekonstun.com/images/jolly_j.jpg)

Now if only I could pick up one of his paychecks...

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Come on slackers, more faces! Quit hiding behind avatars!

Marsman wrote:

Here's one of me with my girl friend, Bonnie.
IMAGE(http://www.fotofight.com/images/members/2432/portfolio/64947169.jpg)

Triumph Bonneville America. Very nice.

I'm saving my pennies for the Thruxton. It might take a while.

Marsman wrote:

Here's one of me with my girl friend, Bonnie.

Joke A) Um... I'm not quite sure how to break this to you... but your girlfriend is a large bearded man who rides a motorcycle.

Joke B) Sure, whatever you say, Clyde.

Joke C) No longer as frightened of the mental image of you "riding Bonnie all night long."

Here's one of me, the wife and my son (of course my son picks that exact moment to squint).

IMAGE(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e361/SyllverViper/princess4.jpg)

Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:

Alright... Which one of you two fellers is the real Dirty Dan?

Too much Spongebob, perhaps?

Swat wrote:

Certis plays guitar? Man, Certis is cool.

Man, you totally beat me to that joke.

Me and the old lady:

IMAGE(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/196/meandsuzynye5yt.jpg)

My nose:

IMAGE(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/6044/upmynose2dt.jpg)

LiquidMantis wrote:

Ah, well thanks then. I can dig the looking like neo-J, I just need to find a sports coat and clean up my old hoop earrings. Not so sure about retro-J though...

See, I think that Retro-J only makes Neo-J that much more impressive.

LiquidMantis wrote:

Now if only I could pick up one of his paychecks...

You and me both, man.

LiquidMantis wrote:

Come on slackers, more faces! Quit hiding behind avatars!

I don't happen to have any images hosted, but I'll probably hit this thread later with something. Gotta go through my digital images though

Paleocon wrote:

Triumph Bonneville America. Very nice.

I'm saving my pennies for the Thruxton. It might take a while.

Thanks! It's a Bonneville Black. The Triumph Bonneville America is more of a cruiser. Mine only cost $6750 new, not too bad. The Thruxton is a gret bike too.

JimmDogg wrote:

Me and the old lady:

Jimm, look what you did to your poor lady's shirt pullin' on it like that. Go under next time.

Edit: Fixed Thruxton link.

Heck Jimmdogg, I was hoping I'd recognize you or the lady from somewhere but nada.