Need porn sound effects.

Odd request I know. Google has failed me for the last time!

I shall leave it up to your imagination to guess why I need this until I am done.

Just take any women's tennis match and drop the video.

I was going to direct the author of this post to PM Edwin, but um yeah, I got nothin.

Oh Edwin, you should be christened the King of All Thread Creation. This is the best thread title I've seen in a long time.

I suggest acquiring some porn. Then you can get some sound effects and have porn at the same time

KaterinLHC wrote:

Oh Edwin, you should be christened the King of All Thread Creation. This is the best thread title I've seen in a long time. :)

Agreed!

zeroKFE wrote:

I suggest acquiring some porn. Then you can get some sound effects and have porn at the same time

Agreed!

I'll tell your mother to bring the tape recorder with her.

KaterinLHC wrote:

Oh Edwin, you should be christened the King of All Thread Creation. This is the best thread title I've seen in a long time. :)

Yes indeed. Seeing this thread in the active forum topics list forced me to leave my home in the Sports Games and Leagues Forum.

But since you posted it, the question must be asked:

Why?

KrazyTacoFO wrote:

I'll tell your mother to bring the tape recorder with her. ;)

You confuse me for a crustacian. I am but a humble puerto rican.

How about this nifty gadget:

http://www.funny-games.biz/orgasmic-calculator.html

Adding up was never so much fun

Just keeping the thread under "recent posts" You're welcome!

dejanzie wrote:

Just keeping the thread under "recent posts" You're welcome!

Good idea.

Want me to send you a .wav file.... I can shave my goatee to get the mic closer to my face for better clarity

Garrad wrote:

Want me to send you a .wav file.... I can shave my goatee to get the mic closer to my face for better clarity

Although it's rare from just reading something, my stomach actually churned when I read that.

Well played. Well played indeed.

I had my money on this thread being created by either Legion or Fletcher.

How wrong I was, and yet I should've known.

If the Internet is for porn, then shouldn't a file-sharing site be for porn sound effects?

All else fails, just ask Podunk for some cheesy 70s porn music and make the sounds yourself.

Well...what kind of porno sounds do you need? Voice or action?

Here's a list of voiced orgasms in wav format:
http://nawtythings.com/soundwav.html

Audiosparx has atmospheric sounds for sale:
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/display...

There's also the offensively named: http://www.slutsounds.com/

If none of those work for you, let me know what you're trying to accomplish, and I'll put my net fu to work and try to help you find it.

duckideva wrote:

Well...what kind of porno sounds do you need? Voice or action?

Here's a list of voiced orgasms in wav format:
http://nawtythings.com/soundwav.html

Audiosparx has atmospheric sounds for sale:
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/display...

There's also the offensively named: http://www.slutsounds.com/

If none of those work for you, let me know what you're trying to accomplish, and I'll put my net fu to work and try to help you find it.

And there you go.

Nothing beats a Soundboard

Unfortunately this is the only one I could find, and it's a little cheesy.

Still in recent posts.

Because someone keeps bumping it!

oops

tennis would definitly work, with Monica Seless (seles, selles) and Al Leiter who just retired with the Yankees.

unf?

unf?

PAK CHOOIE.

Mills of the Serengeti wrote:

tennis would definitly work, with Monica Seless (seles, selles)

sh*t, any women's tennis these days would cut it. Sometimes you have to wonder if that's the sound they make in the sack, which of course would have to make those lucky men wonder whether or not they're candidates for Mex's orgasm thread.

Tyrian wrote:
unf?

PAK CHOOIE.

Completely off topic but Christ did that ever make me laugh!

Must keep it alive...

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