Gaming After Sex

Am I the only one who sometimes gets urges to play video games after sex? I seem to recall stumbling into the computer room after a good rollicking for a few rounds of Tribes back in the day.

Good times...

Oh, too bad The Out of Context Theater is over for this season. I''ve never had this easy a set-up.

Heh, I usually prefer to save the world first and then grab my girl to go celebrate my accomplishments.

You guys have SE... I mean... yeah. I totally get laid all the time! Even while I''m owning some punk in UT2k3!

Totally...

Does masturbation count?

sorry, couldn''t resist.

It would have to be before gaming for me. Once she sees me start gaming, she''s as good as asleep.

I can''t hear you, that hump icon is hypnotizing me.

I make it a regular practice to game after sex; she always goes to sleep early and my extra sense of pride (for the moments afterward) helps me excel in battling 12-year-olds online.

To be honest, my fantasy is gaming DURING sex. Unfortunately, no gals have accepted this daring proposition.

You''ve been hanging out with Dr. Crypt too much.

Having a GF that''s just a caual gamer makes that pretty hard as saying ""well that was great, I''m just nipping downstairs to make a sandwhich"" only to have her come down an hour later to find me playing the PC doesn''t go down too well...

"baggachipz" wrote:

I make it a regular practice to game after sex; she always goes to sleep early and my extra sense of pride (for the moments afterward) helps me excel in battling 12-year-olds online.

If I didn''t just grab another funny quote to use as a sig, that one would be right there!

"Yomm" wrote:
"baggachipz" wrote:

I make it a regular practice to game after sex; she always goes to sleep early and my extra sense of pride (for the moments afterward) helps me excel in battling 12-year-olds online.

If I didn''t just grab another funny quote to use as a sig, that one would be right there!

Aww, thanks, feel free to keep it in mind. It''s free for use as long as SCO doesn''t come along and claim that they invented jokes about gaming and/or sex.

Thread Res. I definitely get cravings for Monkey Island as soon as I'm done bumping uglies; it's comparable to desiring a cigarette. Of course, I've played that game so much that I should have little trouble just recalling from memory what I need to do in each situation. So to that extent, it serves as relaxation.

Anyone else want to share?

Mario: Sunshine. Mario never squirts until I want him to...

Take that as you will.

Sex?

To be honest, my fantasy is gaming DURING sex. Unfortunately, no gals have accepted this daring proposition.

That would be nice to get some roadhead while zooming through Las Vegas at 200mph in PGR3.

Mr E.B. Slugworth wrote:
To be honest, my fantasy is gaming DURING sex. Unfortunately, no gals have accepted this daring proposition.

That would be nice to get some roadhead while zooming through Las Vegas at 200mph in PGR3.

BTDT. Burnout 3 with the GF that rocks. Did I mention that she rocks? I think I did, but just in case I forgot: My GF Rocks.

My GF also digs the Burnout. We recently enjoyed the Revenge together. Not sure of the relationship of our Burning Out to the topic of this thread is, though. I'll keep it in mind.

Hey, I'd forgotten about this thread. I was going to post a thread, but it's not worth it. Suffice it to say I have received "game head", while playing Mario Kart.

Mex of 2003 wrote:

To be honest, my fantasy is gaming DURING sex. Unfortunately, no gals have accepted this daring proposition.

Mex of 2006 wrote:

Hey, I'd forgotten about this thread. I was going to post a thread, but it's not worth it. Suffice it to say I have received "game head", while playing Mario Kart.

And it only took you almost three years to do it. Not bad.

I've done the gaming after sex thing, it's the only way to go. I'd be too distracted if the sex came after the gaming... I couldn't get thoughts out of my head like "I should have healed that turn!" "Should I level up some more?" "Where is that hidden item?"

If I ever have After-Gaming sex, it will be immediately followed by gaming after sex.

Mex wrote:

Hey, I'd forgotten about this thread. I was going to post a thread, but it's not worth it. Suffice it to say I have received "game head", while playing Mario Kart.

Hence forth known as "kart burn."

Post-sex time over here is cuddle time, and is held sacred by Ms. Fresh. I fear that any attempts to game in this sacred space will be met with much losing of parts.

If you have enough energy after sex to get out of the bed you're obviously not doing something right. Good thing practice makes perfect!

My wife would kick me in the shins. And not in the good way.

So what does your wife usually say during these post-coital gaming sessions anyway?

Al wrote:

So what does your wife usually say during these post-coital gaming sessions anyway?

... and then Mabel said, she said ...

...blahblahblahblahblah, take the trash out, blahblahblahblahblahblah, remember we have plans with my parents this weekend, blahblahblahblah...

I usually just pay and get the hell out.

... and they say coin-ops are dead!

I have a question. Why the hell are you still here?

I'm sorry to be crude in a thread about sex, but when you first read this did anyone else think that Certis just rolled his King-Kong-sized balls into the forums, banged on 'em a couple of times, then rolled 'em back on out? Cause that's what I was thinking.