Firefly - Love it!

Chumpy_McChump wrote:

Don't get me wrong; Inara is attractive, but intimidating.

You, Mr. McChump, would be better served by staying within your station and leaving companions of higher class to those of us who can appreciate, and afford, their finely honed services.

Chumpy_McChump wrote:

*much love to all that got poked by that one *

Yep, just about covered it all.

Marsman wrote:

You, Mr. McChump, would be better served by staying within your station and leaving companions of higher class to those of us who can appreciate, and afford, their finely honed services.

It's all good, Mars. While you're having tea and arranging flowers and writing calligraphy as foreplay, I'll be covered in grease heading for round three in the engine room with the hot chick that would probably drink beer and play poker with me in between. I'm sure you'll look real purty when your girl is done brushing your hair.

I love how every thread about Firefly ends up going at least 4 pages around here.

With three of those pages on who you would bone.

Edwin wrote:

With three of those pages on who you would bone.

That is rapidly becoming a hallowed GWJ tradition.

While Mr. McChump is frolicking in the engine room with his grease monkey, I will be exploring the heights of ecstasy that he could never imagine. All the while, lying comfortably on clean silken sheets. Again, something he will never experience.

I'm just waiting for the women to start talking about which of the male characters they think are dreamy. After all, Firefly has some handsome looking fellows.

What?

Whoa! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty in here!

I'm just waiting for the women to start talking about which of the male characters they think are dreamy. After all, Firefly has some handsome looking fellows.
What?

It doesn't have to be women. This is GWJ, homoerotic banter is a staple.

I cast my vote for Inara.

Marsman wrote:

While Mr. McChump is frolicking in the engine room with his grease monkey, I will be exploring the heights of ecstasy that he could never imagine. All the while, lying comfortably on clean silken sheets. Again, something he will never experience.

It's all good, Capt. Cosmos. Apparently we agree to disagree, and will therefore stay out of each other's territory. Which is a good thing for you, because, of course, Inara likes me better.

...and you know Inara's high maintenance, while Kaylee's an overalls girl. And boy, do I love overalls girls...

Chumpy_McChump wrote:

It's all good, Capt. Cosmos. Apparently we agree to disagree, and will therefore stay out of each other's territory. Which is a good thing for you, because, of course, Inara likes me better. :)

She may like you, but I pay her to be with me. And you're right, it's all good. I've snuck into the engine room a few times myself. Nothing wrong with getting dirty once in a while.

Okay, this thread is now a sad, sad place.

Lobo, you're right. Let's get back on track here.

So CEJ, who dies in the movie?

So CEJ, who dies in the movie?

Didn't you listen to the Rabbit? He was only kidding.

Well the entire planet gets blown up, but Kaylee survives on the bottom of a frozen lake. 10,000 years later she gets unfrozen by a civilization of robots. The robots recreate a holographic version of Simon. Kaylee sleeps with the holographic Simon and then Simon disappears.

Then Kaylee goes to sleep and the robots kill her in her sleep because they were actually highly advanced reavers in robot costumes. Then the film stops, Joss Whedon walks on screen, and says in guttural voice "I am your God now. Jafar, Kree !" and then the walls of the theater start rumbling and everyone gets killed. Its a very good movie.

buzzvang wrote:
So CEJ, who dies in the movie?

Didn't you listen to the Rabbit? He was only kidding.

Rabbit speaks? I never knew. I just stare at her boobies.

shihonage wrote:

Well the entire planet gets blown up, but Kaylee survives on the bottom of a frozen lake. 10,000 years later she gets unfrozen by a civilization of robots. The robots recreate a holographic version of Simon. Kaylee sleeps with the holographic Simon and then Simon disappears.

Then Kaylee goes to sleep and the robots kill her in her sleep because they were actually highly advanced reavers in robot costumes. Then the film stops, Joss Whedon walks on screen, and says in guttural voice "I am your God now. Jafar, Kree !" and then the walls of the theater start rumbling and everyone gets killed. Its a very good movie.

Now look what you did you gave up the entire movie just like that...

shihonage wrote:

Well the entire planet gets blown up, but Kaylee survives on the bottom of a frozen lake. 10,000 years later she gets unfrozen by a civilization of robots. The robots recreate a holographic version of Simon. Kaylee sleeps with the holographic Simon and then Simon disappears.

Then Kaylee goes to sleep and the robots kill her in her sleep because they were actually highly advanced reavers in robot costumes. Then the film stops, Joss Whedon walks on screen, and says in guttural voice "I am your God now. Jafar, Kree !" and then the walls of the theater start rumbling and everyone gets killed. Its a very good movie.

Where did you GET that stuff? Is this an amalgam of several actual plots? I shudder to think that came off the top of your head.

By the way, where I'm from we use apostrophes when we want to contract "it is".

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Where did you GET that stuff? Is this an amalgam of several actual plots? I shudder to think that came off the top of your head.

It's a liberally modified combination of A.I., Stargate SG-1 and the ending of Path of Neo. Do yourself a favor, never watch A.I. You'll thank me later.

By the way, where I'm from we use apostrophes when we want to contract "it is".

Do you have a lot of grammar nazis where you're from ?

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Whoa! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty in here!

It would be you'd get most poetical about your pecker.

Anyway, Kaylee for the win here... I don't know who said she was timid around the opposite sex... no offense, but how does one draw that conclusion when we see her boning some random guy in the engine room? Hell, she's the one who's constantly pushing Simon. I dunno what his problem is, I'd have had my pants off in less than 10 seconds if she was hitting on me that hard.

Kaylee's not shy, she just found Simon a bit intimidating, being a fancy doctor from the core planets and all.

shiho wrote:
Fed wrote:

Where did you GET that stuff? Is this an amalgam of several actual plots? I shudder to think that came off the top of your head.

It's a liberally modified combination of A.I., Stargate SG-1 and the ending of Path of Neo. Do yourself a favor, never watch A.I. You'll thank me later.

But, but, after reading about the Uncanny Valley I'm dying to see it! It's actually shocking that a hardcore sci-fi fan like myself hasn't seen it.

shiho wrote:
Fed wrote:

By the way, where I'm from we use apostrophes when we want to contract "it is".

Do you have a lot of grammar nazis where you're from ? ;)

TONS. Least dangerous kind, though, wouldn't you say? Obviously better than the originals, and FAR preferred to the soup variety.

Demos wrote:

I dunno what his problem is, I'd have had my pants off in less than 10 seconds if she was hitting on me that hard.

Maybe, but maybe he didn't want to be depilated by engine parts. Even if she promised that there might be some sort of potential action maybe some time in the future.

Fedaykin98 wrote:

But, but, after reading about the Uncanny Valley I'm dying to see it! It's actually shocking that a hardcore sci-fi fan like myself hasn't seen it.

I'm TELLING you. You will be like, "oh I'm sure its not that bad" and for the first 30 minutes you'll be really enjoying it, but after you watch the entire thing you will be like "Oh sh*t I want to kill myself now more than after any movie I've ever seen. WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME ?? WHY ??" and then you'll possibly kill yourself. But it won't be my fault.

Oh good grief, you boys are pathetic with your lusting and arguing! Do you want to f*ck or fight?

As for me? First I'd do Mal...at least twice, then I'd go to Inara's shuttle to bathe and have my hair brushed, slowly. Next I'd visit with Wash and Zoe for a while...then I'd rough Jayne up a bit, 'confess my sins' to Book, and return to wake Mal. After I was sated, I'd go out with Kaylee for a couple of beers and scout out the locals, meh, bunch of freaks. Eventually, I'd bring her back and deliver her to the good doctor and go see what Mal was up to. That's how it's done fellas!

Sorry, Lobo, if I just made this thread an even sadder place.

SillyRabbit wrote:

As for me? First I'd do Mal...at least twice, then I'd go to Inara's shuttle to bathe and have my hair brushed, slowly. Next I'd visit with Wash and Zoe for a while...then I'd rough Jayne up a bit, 'confess my sins' to Book, and return to wake Mal. After I was sated, I'd go out with Kaylee for a couple of beers and scout out the locals, meh, bunch of freaks. Eventually, I'd bring her back and deliver her to the good doctor and go see what Mal was up to. That's how it's done fellas!

I'll be in my bunk.

I find it funny how a thread about some of the greatest sci-fi ever degraded into a thread about tapping the particular asses of the women on the show. I shouldn't be surprised really.

Do yourself a favor, never watch the last 30 minutes of A.I.

Fixed the quote for you. A.I. is actually a pretty good movie until that last 30 minutes or so. You don't even need to keep an eye on your watch to tell you when to stop, you will instinctevly know when you have reached the part where the movie should end.

As far as Firefly goes, I am sorry I haven't posted in this thread sooner. I just finished crying over being reminded yet again that the show was cancelled. Why must people keep dredging up the pain!

As far as who I find sexy? I'd hit River, than Kayle, than River again, than both River and Kayle. Than I'd have a go with Zoe and finish up with some Inara (cause I think she would be awfuly relaxing). Than i'd hit up River again for the road. Now that's how you do it!

Gaald wrote:
Do yourself a favor, never watch the last 30 minutes of A.I.

Fixed the quote for you. A.I. is actually a pretty good movie until that last 30 minutes or so. You don't even need to keep an eye on your watch to tell you when to stop, you will instinctevly know when you have reached the part where the movie should end.

Well to be accurate, the fixed quote should say "never watch past the first 30 minutes". What starts as a promising and intriguing plot, completely derails into a pile of stupid sh*t. Starting with the forest sequence, it all went downhill.

Also, his attempts to revive fragments of Schindler's List in both A.I. and War of the Worlds are almost perversely sad.

River!?! Good point, Gaald. I had never even considered River. Actually, I'm afraid of anyone who can kill me with their brain.

And nobody has mentioned Vera either. She's a real beauty too.