GWJHL 2K6 Week Three!

Carolina Hurricanes @ Boston Bruins - Coldforged vs. Swampy
Calgary Flames @ Pittsburgh Penguins - Certis vs. Poppin
Montreal Canadiens @ Detroit Red Wings - Green vs. Demi
Tampa Bay Lightning @ Los Angeles Kings - gwartok vs. Legion

Poppin, you tasty bastard, when do you want to play? Now that Ultimate is done for the season, I should be able to make most evenings work given some notice.

gwartok - I'll be gone until Saturday. We can play sometime after then.

Oh Swampy, how perfect. Guess who the 'Canes play tonight in real life, toots? When you want to get it on?

Green - Let me know when you've got time to play. Your previous posts made it sound like time is a concern, and let's be honest, I can always make time to kick your ass, so you just know when you want it.

ColdForged wrote:

Oh Swampy.... .....When you want to get it on?

Look, how many times do I have to say this? I will not have sex with you. Stop asking, it is embarrasing for both of us.

I will play hockey with you though. How does 10 PM EST tonight (Wed) sound?

*Legion* wrote:

gwartok - I'll be gone until Saturday. We can play sometime after then.

Dang. Who knew being a recruiter NAMBLA was such a time commitment?

Certs, you minty fresh bastard!

Lessee... I could do today from 9 EST on, tomorrow from 8 EST on, or pretty much anytime on Saturday. One of those sound good?

Oh Demi! I hope I won't have to bomb your freakin appartment this time.

Actually, I think tonight could work. How about around 10pm EDT sweety?

Also, great game Legion, it was a lotta fun. The forum Nazi locked the other thread before I could reply.

I'm quite happy with the 2-1 loss given that you're a maniac and that I'm an old gamer on the decline. I think I'm getting the hang of this farking game, I just need to play it more damnit. Next time buddy, next time!

Lessee... I could do today from 9 EST on, tomorrow from 8 EST on, or pretty much anytime on Saturday. One of those sound good?

How about tonight at 9PM EST then, that works for me!

SwampYankee wrote:
ColdForged wrote:

Oh Swampy.... .....When you want to get it on?

Look, how many times do I have to say this? I will not have sex with you. Stop asking, it is embarrasing for both of us.

Obviously your old man memory is letting you down again if you don't remember those tender, magical moments at the convention in Tulsa that time. Nice try, though.

I will play hockey with you though. How does 10 PM EST tonight (Wed) sound?

As long as the real game is done by then that sounds excellent to me!

ColdForged wrote:

As long as the real game is done by then that sounds excellent to me!

Well, as each of our teams are playing, let's meet on LIVE after the real Bruins beat the sh*t out of the real New-England-fleeing-too-faggy-to-be-Whalers-hurricanes?

SwampYankee wrote:
ColdForged wrote:

As long as the real game is done by then that sounds excellent to me!

Well, as each of our teams are playing, let's meet on LIVE after the real Bruins beat the sh*t out of the real New-England-fleeing-too-faggy-to-be-Whalers-hurricanes?

Errrr..... not likely buddy. I hate having to break it to you pal but for some unknown reason those Carolina figure skaters are on fire and your Bruins, well, they suck.

My crystal ball says: Carolina 5 - Boston 2

I refuse to jinx the real game by attempting to predict scores or outcomes, but if we can send that Chara galoot packing and breaking their undefeated streak in the process, chances are we might do okay against Thornton and Raycroft :). That said I'm silently but enthusiastically humping Green's leg right now.

ColdForged wrote:

I refuse to jinx the real game by attempting to predict scores or outcomes, but if we can send that Chara galoot packing and breaking their undefeated streak in the process, chances are we might do okay against Thornton and Raycroft :). That said I'm silently but enthusiastically humping Green's leg right now.

He said, refusing to answer the question. We play after them? Is good, yes?

Is good, yes!

Certis wrote:
Lessee... I could do today from 9 EST on, tomorrow from 8 EST on, or pretty much anytime on Saturday. One of those sound good?

How about tonight at 9PM EST then, that works for me!

Done!

Poppin and I got it done, Kippy was a beast a shut the Penguins out with a final score of 3 - 0. Stat-wise we were pretty close, the goalie just played well in my favor while Poppin's actually swept one in to help me along. MVP!

Good game Poppin, a pleasure as always!

Oh. My. God. Too much to talk about in mine and Swampy's game. Insane scoring chances, more clangs than a steel factory, pretty even stats -- except, somehow, I had 4 penalties to the Bruins zip -- wide open nets and odd plays... and it came down to the shootout. After somewhere around 8 rounds Staal finally found the net and Swamp couldn't solve Gerber. Just wow. Great game, Swamps!

Despite being 0-3, I have played some good hockey. 2 of my losses have been OT losses. I want my points!!

Last night was an incredible game, CF. So many posters! Even in the shootout guys were hitting steel! Just a great game.

I think this was the first shootout we've had in any of our leagues.

Oh yes it's Coldie's night, oh what a night!

Way to kick a guy when he's down, bro.

Dick.

Seriously, the parallel between RL and videogame was startling. Except that MY Bruins played hockey for the entire game, they didn't get tired and just dump the goddamn puck into the offensive zone and then let the 'Canes set up on it.

Man, it looks like they are out of shape, for Chrissake!

At any rate, I'm playing good hockey and if I keep it up I'll be in the playoffs as usuall. Can you say that? No. Thought not. By the way, I hate you!!!!

Yeah, I really like where my real-life Hurricanes have gone with their game. I was telling Swampy that it's like we switched teams since the 'Canes used to be the perennial dump & chasers and now have converted to a finesse/attacking/skating club. I didn't actually get to see the game because it's one of the ones not broadcast for us here, dammit, but I listened on the radio. I am amazed at the 6-2-1 start and the goal production, and the fact that the RBC Center has so far become a dangerous place for opponents, knocking off the undefeated Senators and coming back on the Bruins. Philly's next in the house on Friday and it's scheduled on the DVR baby :). Couldn't be happier, to be honest.

Yeah, Swamps is playing good hockey. Seriously that game could easily have been decided in regulation given a slightly different roll of the dice by the damned game. So many clangs, so many flopping goalies with pucks in the crease. I had several breakaways that I couldn't convert, I think Swampy had a couple. Hell, Swampy had a shootout goal squeek in to the net but it wasn't counted.

IMAGE(http://www.coldforged.org/images/rollingdice.jpg)

By the way, I hate you!!!!

One, two, three, four? Yeah four! Uh oh... Certis is gonna have a seizure, someone call a doctor!

Or not.

IMAGE(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/2882/lovetoo9ib.gif) Swampy

Oh well, at least I'll always have Philidelphia/Tampa Bay.

Mr.Green wrote:

Oh Demi! I hope I won't have to bomb your freakin appartment this time.

Actually, I think tonight could work. How about around 10pm EDT sweety?

I didn't see your message until just now, Green, sorry about that. Let's see... looks like Saturday might work for me, any time in the evening. Maybe Friday night, but I won't know until the last minute. Let me know if either of those work for you.

Satuday is a no-go. How 'bout Sunday night 10pm EST?

That'll work. Sunday at 10pm EST. See ya then.

Can you play 9pm EST or later tomorrow night Legion?

Yes. I can play tonight too.

Actually, forgot about something I have to go to - it would need to be quite a bit later than 9 Eastern for tonight. I'll be getting home at about 11 Eastern. I can play sometime after that, or I can play before 8 Eastern. Or we can figure another day.