Vick's Shoulder

Vick MRI came up negative for injury.

That burning sensation, however, y'know, down there, is a different story.

He obviously missed that special episode of Peanuts called "It Burns When I Pee, Charlie Brown."

It's amazing what Valtrex will fix these days.

MSNBC wrote:

Vick has shown no signs of discomfort during offseason workouts or minicamps, Mora said

Just wait until the stress of the regular season 'flares' up. It's all about suppression.

I had a feeling this thread would resort to STD jokes.

I didn't realize it would only take 1 post, and there would be yet another STD joke in every single post afterwards.

Bravo, gentlemen. Bravo.

Thin_J wrote:

I had a feeling this thread would resort to STD jokes.

HE HAS HERPES!!

I mean, what else are we supposed to do with that?

*Legion* wrote:
Thin_J wrote:

I had a feeling this thread would resort to STD jokes.

HE HAS HERPES!!

I mean, what else are we supposed to do with that?

I wasn't being sarcastic. I was actually a little disappointed that I didn't get to make the first herpes joke myself.

Why else would I even bother reading this thread if not to make fun of Vick?

I give Vick 8 games if he tries to run around like last year before he gets broken again. I also predict he will throw an all time high number of interceptions this year - perhaps more INT's then TD's by mid season.