Am I an idiot? It's possible!

Strange, the first page had disappeared on me. Back now.

Note to self..
Never go to lunch with coldforged.

baggachipz wrote:

Oh no.

I think the neighbors heard be me laughing.

Demosthenes wrote:

Oddly enough, I got the free lunch. How did that happen? I dunno! She went down on the line at Chipotle and the guy asked if we were together and next thing I know, I'm eating a free steak taco.

I thought you said she didn't do that... but it still makes me wonder what you had to do for yours.

[size=7]Note: There may have been a minor edit in my quote. ;)[/size]

*spits his Mt. Dew out all over himself*

Oh man, Grump. That was hilarious.

In Demos defence, it is possible to go out for lunch with an ex and for it not to be weird or anything extremely shocking to happen.

I think you should send her flowers, with a card that contains the address of all the threads you've posted about her in here.

I think you should send her flowers, with a card that contains the address of all the threads you've posted about her in here.

That would be more than just interesting.

mumford wrote:
I think you should send her flowers, with a card that contains the address of all the threads you've posted about her in here.

That would be more than just interesting.

Holy hell, you would be soooooo screwed.

I like food and boobies.

LobsterMobster wrote:

I like food and boobies.

Me too. Sadly, I only got food. And, I've considered it, Mex. Or, at the very least, telling her. But I see no benefit from telling her just how I feel about her. I've got no reason to hurt her other than my own pleasure/well-being. And, last time I checked, that wouldn't be very Buddha-like, and I've been far too lax on that lately. Though, my desires for love and sex aren't very Buddha like either... and I'm ok with that.

I'm very disapointed in you.

And, I've considered it, Mex. Or, at the very least, telling her

OH MY GOD YOU ARE TRULY BEYOND HELP

What? Telling her that I think I'd be better off without her and that I don't want to talk to her anymore. That while I may miss her, I'll never take her back. Why is that bad?

*is very confused*

What? Telling her that I think I'd be better off without her and that I don't want to talk to her anymore. That while I may miss her, I'll never take her back. Why is that bad?

I don't think anyone was sure what the you were going to tell her. Also, I don't think you should ever tell someone that you won't take them back. It doesn't sound good at all.

Note: I seem to be having a brain fart and can't make my thoughts completely coherent. Also, you isn't ment to be specific but rather read as "one".

The wife and I went out for dinner on Friday and I was going to follow Coldforged's advice: Finger -> Butt

The appropriate lull in conversation came after the appetizers. I emptied my mind of all distractions. Pants do not matter, there will be more artichoke dip later. I extended my index finger and pushed ahead, my only thoughts were, "Finger, butt, finger, butt."

The next thing I knew, I woke up on a forest floor. I was in the mountains. It was humid and disgustingly hot. There was a pig a few feet away from me and his name was Simon. I asked him how I'd gotten there, but he just shook his head and started digging at the base of a nearby tree. It turned out he was digging for truffles.

As it turns out, I was pretty hungry, and the pig digging for truffles made me want to eat immediately. I started a fire and cooked old Simon up and had myself a one person pig roast. Once I was adequetly stuffed with Simon, and woozy from magic truffles, I started hiking out of the mountains.

I came upon a highway a few hours later. Traffic was light, but I was able to hitch a ride with a family heading for DC. Turns out I was stuck somewhere in West Virgina, lucky me.

Actually, it was lucky for me as I have a brother in North Carolina. He picked me up in a little town called Nitro, no questions asked. The plane ride back was pleasant, but now they give out pretzels instead of peanuts, which sucks.

Once I got home I found my wife making dinner. She asked me how my trip was and since I didn't recall it being very bad I told her it was fine.

Back to work.

Mumford wrote:

She asked me how my trip was and since I didn't recall it being very bad I told her it was fine.

[color=gold]GOLD![/color]

You are a man of honor and fortitude. With the absence of any other clues, did you sniff your finger upon waking?

did you sniff your finger upon waking?

Doublemint.

mumford wrote:
did you sniff your finger upon waking?

Doublemint.

Classic.

Check the date Walt...

It's amazing how far back we'll go to find quality content.

This is all my fault. I gave the link to DevilStick (which he posted in another thread) and I also added it to the Goodjer Commandments.

Thread necromancy and you!

This is good for all the lesser aged Goodjers...

And with the advent of the new emoticon - I don't think this is a good emoticon. - Certis , a little necro-ing is justifiable.

Damn web warlocks...

Is resurrecting the thread on finger-butt considered to be necrophilia?