Shock: people masturbate in peep-show booths

Cleveland City Council decided it takes a peep show to crack down on peep shows.

Council unanimously passed a law this week ordering the city's adult bookstores to install video cameras in each peep-show booth to monitor what goes on.

Ron O'Leary, a Cleveland chief assistant director of code enforcement, said Thursday that council members were shocked last year to learn that some men masturbate while watching X-rated movies in the private booths.

Good grief.

What... the... f*ck...

Well, duh! Why do they think there's booths in the first place?

This is fun though. Maybe they plan to sell the surveillance videos on the secondary fetishist market, and raise some extra cash for the council...

.. Besides, didn't the Interweb make these places obsolete anyway?

WEINER BOMB

In Cleveland OH, the p0rn watches YOU!

Thats almost sweet. "Oh noes! They are masturbating in there!" "What? Why would they do that?"

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Thats almost sweet. "Oh noes! They are masturbating in there!" "What? Why would they do that?"

For some reason this struck me as ridiculously funny.

...council members were shocked last year to learn that some men masturbate while watching X-rated movies in the private booths.

Council Member:
"I am shocked and saddened by the whole repellent affair.
If you want me I'll be in my parlour, where I intend to flog my council member pink. I Thank you."

I second Reaper's WTF. The real crime here is the towering ignorance of the city council members. Good lord people.

Council unanimously passed a law this week ordering the city's adult bookstores to install video cameras in each peep-show booth to monitor what goes on.

Don't you get it? This can be recorded and distributed so that gay men can masturbate to movies of men masturbating to movies of women!

thanks SlyFrog, my head is spinning now... Honestly what did the council members think the people were doing in those cabins - performing the Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)... ?