Shanking skimmers, we need a lexicon

LeapingGnome wrote:

He meant padding as in padding his post count. Paddling a post count?

Well... what if, like... the posts were... akin to quivering butto..

Oh, fiddlesticks! I'm no good at this subversive humour thing.

Sku Boi wrote:

I'm almost 2 years and I'm lower than you...DAMN ME AND MY LURKING!

I think I hold the record for longest membership without hitting 1000 posts. Basically came here the week the site opened 2 years and some odd weeks ago.

Mixolyde wrote:

We are at your cervix!

I wondered what that sensation was.

Sinatar wrote:

I think I hold the record for longest membership without hitting 1000 posts.

Don't be proud of that, man. Contribute! GWJ could use some more tentacle. All the cool kids have 1000 posts, or are at least trying. You want to be cool, right?

This is the first time I've ever been cool! *sniff*

Ooh, don't forget gunfinger and *tch-tch*. Xan's avatar reminded me.

Demiurge wrote:

Don't be proud of that, man. Contribute! GWJ could use some more tentacle. All the cool kids have 1000 posts, or are at least trying. You want to be cool, right?

I try, ooh how I try. I spend absurd amounts of time here at work as my job has lots of sitting around doing nothing time.

Anyone get 1000 faster than I? 9 weeks, baby. If my membership were a fertilized zygote, I'd be a postin' FETUS.

*Yoink*

LobsterMobster wrote:

Anyone get 1000 faster than I? 9 weeks, baby. If my membership were a fertilized zygote, I'd be a postin' FETUS.

SpyNavy was pretty quick, his stay in Iraq gave him ample time to post, I think it was a month or barely over that he got tagged.

Sanjuro wrote:

Ooh, don't forget gunfinger and *tch-tch*. Xan's avatar reminded me.

I dare not call skimming on the shaven one! Especially since Eezy was so gracious with my own violation! So, this is me not calling skimming:

Dr Awkward wrote:

There are also some finger gunslingers aroundl. "tch tch"

Now we just need a term for an immortalized typo so it can be applied to me.

See you guys aroundl.

SillyRabbit wrote:
Sanjuro wrote:

Ooh, don't forget gunfinger and *tch-tch*. Xan's avatar reminded me.

I dare not call skimming on the shaven one! Especially since Eezy was so gracious with my own violation! So, this is me not calling skimming:

Dr Awkward wrote:

There are also some finger gunslingers aroundl. "tch tch"

:wink:

I am ashamed.

Sanjuro wrote:

I am ashamed.

If that was said in the 'Finding Nemo' Frenchman voice, then that was hilarious.

That's a sneakly little typo there Dr_Awkward, I didn't even notice it till you pointed it outl.

Maybe it should be called "stealth l".

Dont forget pulling a Sanjuro.

pulling a Sanjuro: when a forum member suddenly vanishes for long periods of time usually after having promised to appear at one or more functions immediately prior to his/her disappearance. These absences are often interrupted by brief, one to two-line posts promising full disclosure at a later date, and are very rarely followed up with any meaningful dirt. Said forum member will often reappear - just as suddenly - as if nothing out of the ordinary had occurred, and proceed to annoy everyone by feigning ignorance of what has been going on at the site during their absence.

We cannot forget "It's dead to me."

Also, anything involving "putting it" inside of "the pooper".

That shall forever be Krazy's legacy here.