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Previous incarnations of Cleveland/P&C/D&D have had an image thread, to handle political cartoons and other image-based stuff that doesn't belong in the general post-a-picture threads.

If any of them spawn an extended discussion, please spawn it off into its own thread. Replies to non-picture replies should take the form of a link pointing to a post on a different discussion thread.

And I shouldn't have to say it, but the images still need to abide by the rules.

What weapon damage does a shivgee do? piercing? squishing? slashing?

fangblackbone wrote:

What weapon damage does a shivgee do? piercing? squishing? slashing?

Yes!

Like a bastard sword, depends how you wield it.

d8 piercing if shivving

d4 squeegeeing otherwise

Yes, but wielding it does +1 mind.

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Jonman wrote:

Like a bastard sword, depends how you wield it.

d8 piercing if shivving

d4 squeegeeing otherwise

It is also soaked with wiper fluid of questionable provenance.

DC 16 Dex save or be blinded.

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So God has a vagina and a penis?

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Interestingly, it's hypothesized that just giving teeth to the statement "hit me again and I'm gone" may well discourage some attackers. Of course that does not prevent lower levels of dickishness but it may well be the source of part of the change in power dynamics. The abusers want to hurt, but not lose what they feel they possess.

And millions will buy his lie as fact.

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This makes me feel a bit better

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The problem is that the loudest voice usually wins, even if they are in the minority.

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Stele wrote:

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I want him to go to Mars. Then maybe he'll leave the rest of us alone!

If history rhymes, a whole lot of right wing religious fanatics will follow a charismatic (ahem...”charismatic”) leader to a shining city on a hill, leaving the sinful lands of their birthplaces alone to rot in socialism.

And yeah maybe there’s a few shipwrecks on the way.

Really, he needs to lead the effort to create a libertarian utopia on Mars, a planet notably free of bears (ursine).

He’ll never get to Mars. He’s always talking about how he’s about to get his Neuralink chip implanted in his brain though, which is a far more achievable goal, and just as fatal if the reports of it’s efficacy are accurate.

ruhk wrote:

He’ll never get to Mars. He’s always talking about how he’s about to get his Neuralink chip implanted in his brain though, which is a far more achievable goal, and just as fatal if the reports of it’s efficacy are accurate.

Gimme a Raspberry Pi and a cordless drill and I'll make that sh*t happen.

What's awesome is that I've had this exact argument on this here website around the time of the Pulse shooting. Because I really needed to be afraid of Muslims and not all the anti-gay politicians actually wielding state power in the US, you see.

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I find no lies in that second pic.

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Someone from my home state I like - although I have never met her.

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Heroes do the hard work. Thank you Sen Cavanaugh.

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“If this Legislature collectively decides that legislating hate against children is our priority, then I am going to make it painful — painful for everyone,” the Omaha married mother of three said. “I will burn the session to the ground over this bill.”

https://apnews.com/article/filibuste...

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